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teenscoolest

hophbrinkle

I’ve already spent too long on this giant shit post so here akjdhfksdhf

snorlaxatives

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

afon-afanc

in america is everyone ignorant

snorlaxatives

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

bloodsisters-deactivated2023013

Hating riverdale is internalized homophobia

valtsv

politijohn

Today I learned the IRS doesn’t audit rich people because it’s too much work.

politijohn

Americans owe a cumulative $131 billion in unpaid taxes, enough to completely fund the Department of Ed. for 2 years...

Most of this unpaid tax money is owed by millionaires...

Millionaires were 80% less likely to be audited in 2018 than in 2011...

You are more likely to get audited if you make $20,000/yr than if you make $400,000/yr

omghotmemes

This is the real gamer things

neopoints

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

jerryterry

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

jerryterry

Did it the lazy easy way:

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

nyawave

FETISH?????????

mias-back-from-the-dead

god i wish i were you

dust-princess

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

hikari-ni-naritai

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

miraculous-writings

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

trappedinavelociraptor

world heritage post

aoi

Granblue Fantasy / Vane icons! Please like or reblog if using.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

hojolove

I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”

Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.

madgastronomer

when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as “14 year old girl purple” (through what’s wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I don’t know, even if they’re not what I want as an adult). They didn’t believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a “dark purple”, it would be “depressing”. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.

I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.

But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, “Oh yeah, that’s really pretty.” (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)

And the moral of the story is: Fuck ‘em, please yourself. Either they’ll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.

themintycupcake

This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be “mature” about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that I’m 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, I’m just like “marriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.” If they don’t like it then they don’t have to come to my wedding.

aridotdash

https://xkcd.com/150/

undanewneon

I would like you all to view my office. I’m thirty and my rainbow room is awesome, people can fight me

spuffybot

I’m thirty and my first big furniture purchase was a custom coffin shaped coffee table that opens up and is lined with purple crushed velvet. I would have loved it at 13 and I love it now. Growing up doesn’t mean you have to abandon what makes you happy.

idareu2bme

GROWING UP DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

fruitcupabomination

I’m 100% keeping this in mind

papabay

neji being the one to initiate pda 👀

gracie-buns

OH MY GODDDD

Ohhh mygodd!

OHMYGODDBYEEESS

papabay

GRACIE YOUR COMMENTS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST! UHUHU highlight my liffeeeeee

noppokun

lightningstrikes-art

jovan

drakeshady

I know most people don’t care, but here’s the real answer.

Snapchat built a shitty Android app. On iOS, Snapchat uses the phone’s camera directly to take a picture, ensuring the highest possible quality.

On Android, Snapchat opens the camera, but then takes a screenshot, instead of telling the camera to take a picture. This means that the camera never gets to adjust it’s focus and lighting, or provide stabilization to the picture. Instead, you get the best that shaky human hands can get, which means low quality pictures.

Due to the popularity of Snapchat, this difference actually spreads the superiority complex of iOS. Android manufacturers have been innovating new hardware since the creation of cell phones. Apple only upgrades when they’re worried about being seen as outdated, or they need “new features” to push their phone. It also shows that iPhones are a status symbol, that have no reason to be as expensive as they are.

To be fair to Apple, they’ve built a consistent ecosystem. If you have an iPhone, you can pick up any other iPhone and know how it works. Android is different by design however, with literally anyone free to modify it as they want to. Whether that is to fit certain hardware, or add new features, or meet a specific artistic design, Android has more total devices, support for more hardware configurations (even laptops) and is available for anyone to use however they want.

Snapchat made a deliberate poor design decision, and should shoulder the blame for their shitty app. But that would require supporting the largest userbase in the world over their elite base of iPhone users.