The Real Gems of Craiglist

While browsing Craigslist I find the most random gems and want to share with the world.

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FifoCon 2017 Recap!

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Mini-Episode - Mike Hates Everything - Nola Gaming Fest 2017

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I was 14 or 15 years old, so this must have been 17 or 18 years ago. We met in a chat room on AOL. So dark and mysterious. I remember I used to go into those chat rooms that people would be doing...

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Dayuuuuuuuum, LiL Mommer iz hard to believe a lady of your caLiber has to put out her own trash. HMU so we can fix that.............stop by the office and leave a message

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anyone know who she is if she has a Facebook, instagram, something?! this fantastic specimen of a woman has been in my dreams since I could ejaculate!! I don't want to lose sight of this kind of...

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Really horny as most pregnant women are!! Not getting much at home and need a release before I explode. I can get a hotel since I can't host unless you can. Looking for soon

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Computer acting up? I'll make a house call and come take care of you. You answer the door in something sexy and lead me to your computer. Maybe I find a tab with porn on it while I'm investigating?...

OMG like really bro???

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Doing a young nigga music video. Need 3-4 thots. Please send clear pictures(at least 3 pics) and age. Will discuss more in email. Independent comedy music video. Recreating Tyler the Creator young...

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Im looking for a woman that wants to have a baby. Im a average male very clean.. this is nsa deal. When u get pregnant u will be the parent. PLZ be in good shape and reply with a pic.

Like really dude... seriously???

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I need to kill an aligator with a trident. If you have experience with aligator care, butchering, and such I am interested in working with you. I have a trident I am making and want to use it to kill

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Last week my girlfriends ex boyfriend kicked my ass at a bar in front of her. Since then her mannerisms have changed and I need a way to get her to respect me again. I need someone to steal her...

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You were there this evening, showing off on the treadmill--you know who you are. You're hot, buff and young. I was scared I was going to get a hardon watching you....and you knew I was watching. Tell

Here we go again... Guy on guy this time... Dudes, please. Let people work out without having to worry about giving you a hard on. Gross!!!

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I see your Bug beautiful Booty In there working out looking all sexy in your yoga pants . I think you've caught me looking. I LOVE bbw types and Would love to get together and give you a good post...

Creepin at the gym! Can't women just workout in peace without a guy gawking at her in her yoga pants?

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So we kind of violated a lot of professional ethics, or at least I did... so much so that I'm still embarrassed by it. My only defense was that you were a bit older than most students in that class,...

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https://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/4405904649.html

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