Warnings: Suicidal Thoughts, Canon Typical Violence, Temporary Character Death
Word Count: 13k
Posting Date: Friday, October 25th
Summary: Wade Wilson is aware of who and what he is. Thank you very much.
He knows he is issues upon issues all wrapped up in the nastiest package anyone has ever seen, he's a violent, suicidal mess, he's unlovable and destroys everything and everyone he touches. He knows he used up all of his good luck when Spider-Man allowed him to follow along for his patrols and dried up the well when Peter became his friend.
So, forgive him if he's a little shocked when Peter asks him out on a date, a real, totally serious, no joking, romantic date. He's a lot more shocked when the hero actually wants a romantic relationship with the mercenary.
It seems that Peter Parker is determined to prove Wade wrong on everything he believes about himself. Fuck.
Teaser Excerpt (under the cut):
“For…me? Like, me, me?” Wade took the offered flowers, looking down at the beautiful arrangement, squeezing the bouquet just a little tighter when a treacherous voice in his head suggested Not for you. It's a joke. He'll take them away and have a good laugh about it.
“Of course! Beautiful flowers for a beautiful man.” Wade nearly blacked out at that. Peter couldn't be for real, he couldn't actually be laying on the charm like this for someone as gross as Wade. The notion was ridiculous and unthinkable and- “They're camellias.”
“Huh.” Wade turned around, without taking his eyes off the bouquet, not wanting to lose sight of it lest it disappeared, he walked to his kitchen, leaving Peter to poke his head in so he could follow the merc with his eyes.
He blindly opened his kitchen cabinet, feeling around for the biggest glass he owned, a chipped beer mug he had stolen from Weasel once upon a time, that had a now almost invisible Corona logo, definitely not something that deserved to have the beautiful flowers placed in it, but it would have to do.
Filling it with water before placing it on the counter and slowly, gently as he could placing the flowers in, making sure the stems didn't bend on the way in and the bow was out of the water.
Artists: Yad (Twitter: naiad_r) and Zarth (AO3: Zarth)
Beta Reader: do_sugar
Rating: Mature
Warnings: temporary MCD
Word Count: 35k
Posting Date: Tuesday, October 1st
Summary: The reigning council of Regines hires a disreputable mercenary fighter to protect their prince from a demon’s curse. It goes well for all of two days.
Stupid spindles. Stupid princes who argue curse semantics. Now Wade’s got to go rescue his brat of a charge from the tower guarded by a seemingly invincible spider demon. It’d help if he could figure out why the demon’s acting so strange, but the council is too busy breathing down his neck to listen and Spidey is so gods-be-damned cryptic.
Summary: Peter is an omega who only wants to read his science journals in peace, but his orphaned status means he must marry. He could marry Baron Osborn’s son, Harry, but Peter isn’t interested. Enter Duke Wade Wilson, werewolf recluse, returning to the ton for the first time in a decade. The rumors color him as a brutal murderer, but Peter only sees a handsome, kind, funny alpha who looks at him like the stars are hung in his eyes. Can the two of them survive the season long enough to find their happily ever after, or will the pressures of societal expectations and the threat of ruin tear them apart before they’ve begun?
Peter’s first day teaching at Brooklyn Visions Academy couldn’t go any worse than a Sandman attack… or could it?
A tacky choker collar trend goes viral, but it’s not as innocent as it first seems. More and more students are pulled into its clutches, until even the Ultimate Spider-Man, Miles Morales, is part of the Horde.
Trying to survive the Not-Zombie Zombie Apocalypse isn’t all bad, though. Especially when he finds a certain survivor, the hot P.E. Teacher
Summary: Peter Parker is in love with Wade Wilson. In any other universe, Wade Wilson would be ecstatic. But this is not one of those universes. In this universe, Wade is aromantic and despite a passionate night they had years ago, Wade is just not romantically interested in Peter. It’s not like he doesn’t love the guy. But it’s complicated. They, of course, have never had proper communication. Ellie thinks they are big ol idiots that need to talk like adults. She would be right.
“Pureblood trait. We don’t talk about it much,” Wade explained, unable to take his eyes from Peter’s curious face as he took Wade’s hand in his and held it up to the light, close enough for Wade to feel the warmth of his breath against his skin.
"Enchanted to meet you" by @mscaptainwinchester
My entry for this year's @spideypoolbigbang! I'm so happy I got to work with cap this year and got to make art for her gorgeous fic!
All finished on ao3 so go shower her with kudos! 💙
Summary: Peter’s first day teaching at Brooklyn Visions Academy couldn’t go any worse than a Sandman attack… or could it?
A tacky choker collar trend goes viral, but it’s not as innocent as it seems. More and more students are pulled into its clutches, until even the Ultimate Spider-Man, Miles Morales, is part of the Horde.
Trying to survive the Not-Zombie Zombie Apocalypse isn’t all bad, though. Especially when he finds a certain survivor; the hot P.E. Teacher