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There is an abandoned cafe on the street that hasn’t been used in 30 years. Your friend has dared you to go in and sit at a table. You follow their command to find a pale, slightly transparent waitress walk up to you. “Welcome to the Cafe! Your our first customer over 30 years!”

howelldaniel

There’s a fic on fanfiction(.)net that I’ve kept tabs on for years to see if it’s been updated or not. While I’m no longer even in the fandom it’s written for, it just has one of the greatest storylines I’ve ever read. Last time it was updated was 2011.

The other day, I decided to reread the entire thing and leave a very in-depth review of what I thought of each chapter. I also mentioned how I started reading it when I was 13 and am now 21, but always came back to see if it was ever finished because I loved it so dearly.

Today, said author sent me a private message saying that her analytics showed that the story was still getting views even after all these years, but no one ever bothered to leave reviews other than “update soon!!!”, so she never felt motivated enough to finish it. She said that me reviewing every single chapter with lengthy paragraphs made her cry and meant the world to her. She also mentioned that she felt encouraged to write the two remaining chapters needed to complete the story and that she would send me a message the night before she updates the fic.

I’m literally sobbing. I’m so excited :’)

Please always remember to leave a review when reading fanfiction!!! It means a lot to a writer.

strawberryspoons

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

dankmemesreasonforliving

catchymemes

Local council called out on Twitter

yiffmaster

most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years

deanwinchesters

#king of empathetic and inspiring speeches

turing-tested

this is literally so fucking funny

turing-tested

im really not even mad because only LGBT people can be this funny so i know my $5 is in good, gay, hands

countmackulla-deactivated201809

I hate when a woman says she hates something about her body and a man says “I’d still fuck” like that’s suppose to magically clear up my skin and elevate my self esteem.

Plus men will fuck anything. There are men in a mountain somewhere fucking goats cause they gussy is tight. Bye

crissle

gussy

felderwin

just saw someone say online that they’ve never seen mountains irl and lost my mind. is this an experience you guys have had. are there some people who havent seen mountains

fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva

i’ve never seen mountains. but i live on and island and i lose my mind when people tell me they’ve never seen the ocean. the ocean. some people have never seen the ocean before.

mandalorianreynolds

What really gets me is that some people have never seen either.

Kansas is not meant for permanent habitation.

finallygaveintothesirencall

Kansas is not meant for permanent habitation.

fonzworthcutlass

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

gaze4u-deactivated20201021

$50 maybe

gendernihilistanarchocommunist

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

fondclassic

a thrown silver money clip with $50 in it and an empty aladdin wallet

aplpaca

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

asexualbrigadier

“YOU KNEEL BEFORE MY THRONE UNAWARE THAT IT WAS BORN OF LIES” IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SENTENCES I’VE EVER READ AND I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT’S ON A POST ABOUT BULLSHITTING ON ASSIGNMENTS.