The Gen-Z Translation

Nothing is real god is an NB He/Him Lesbian, Jesus is a lit mf, and I am the messiah

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My sibling wrote a book (you can find the ebooks here or order a physical copy anywhere you buy books) it had a bittersweet ending and, since it’s just been published, I had to make memes to cope. Here’s a few. (Quick summery, kid <Lucas> finds his gramps <Ryden> old journal and discovers he was a gay time traveler from the future who fell in love with a gay immortal spartan <Nikolas>)

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I don’t think I can stress how good this book is so if you just READ IT than you can find out!!

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John 1:1-1:5

¹ swiggity swirth look at the earth ² swiggity swod he be god ³swiggity sweater God’s the creator ⁴ swiggityswife let’s create life.⁵ swiggity slight let there be light