Kiana Khansmith
Keni
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Xuebing Du
trying on a metaphor
will byers stan first human second
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Andulka
Product Placement
sheepfilms
Mike Driver
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
taylor price
$LAYYYTER
oozey mess
noise dept.
tumblr dot com
occasionally subtle
todays bird
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@official-chekov-enjoyer
This but make it domestic Spirk:
Maaan, this Ernest Chiriacka illustration has been in my K/S inspiration folder for over a year now!! Thank you for making this post—this was the push I needed to finally make it happen xD
✨ Full size on AO3 ✨
Friends you know what’s needed
AU where men from Texas give birth every ten years no matter what
buckley-diaz family out, beach day 🏖️☀️
(-s1!eddie/s9!buck)
eddie + being really straight. 3/?
@buddienetwork event: straightmundo diaz, part 2
Oliver and Ryan signed a fan’s petition for buddie to go canon.
credit @/avontaar
episode one of 911 establishes that Buck knows nothing about pop culture, specifically anything that happened before he was born but also he doesn’t understand the “don’t go chasing waterfalls” reference. so why is it that at Chim’s bachelor party, he and Eddie were so excited to dress up as Crockett and Tubbs? that certainly a reference he wouldn’t understand. unless he specifically watched it, and who would have made him watch it? Eddie. in this essay i will explore Buck’s willingness to watch any single thing that Eddie requests of him
eddie + the sexual orientation test
@buddienetwork event 13: straightmundo diaz, part 2
You have to read all the books in your bedroom before you can leave. How long will you be trapped?
There's no books in there, I can leave immediately
Less than a day
1-3 days
4-6 days
1-3 weeks
4-7 weeks
2-3 months
4-6 months
7-11 months
1-2 years
3 years or more
Results
You can't die from hunger or thirst or lack of medication etc.
It doesn't matter which books you've already read. You have to read them all, starting from now.
Physical books only - if you have an e-reader in there you don't have to read your entire digital library.
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
In season 10 of 9-1-1 they should abandon realism and kick off the season by releasing an omegaverse virus in LA to give them access to a whole new world of relationship drama. They should stop the virus by the end of the season so it doesn't extend out of the city so it ONLY affects 9-1-1 and not 9-1-1 Nashville or any other show. Buck should be an omega.
My brother told me to post this btw @official-chekov-enjoyer
Okay picture this: 9-1-1 season 10 episode 1 "Heat Wave" (normal title because LA is hot and heat waves result in emergency situations, no one suspects a thing.)
Episode opens on a bunch of off-duty surgeons in a bar. It's 2pm, but they've just gotten off a 20 hour shift. They are getting hammered and speculating about how they might perform an anal abortion on a pregnant cis man. While they talk, one of them has been getting increasingly red in the face until they finally collapse. The surgeons, thinking their friend is just drunk, try to help them up, but they moan every time they're touched and then they notice a dark stain on their pants. "Call 9-1-1" *cue title card*
The 118 crew, suspecting heatstroke with some... abnormal additional symptoms, takes the collapsed surgeon to an emergency room. At the emergency room, a nurse handles the intake, exasperatedly complaining they've been inundated with patients displaying the exact same symptoms but it's not like any heatstroke they've seen before. Seems more like there's an outbreak of something.
Some other stuff happens. They trace the infection back to the first people infected, who were bitten by rats that carried the disease.
At the end of the episode, there's a press conference with scientists who confess that they were experimenting on on rats and trying to make an omegaverse virus for gender affirming care reasons but when they suddenly lost their funding, they released the rats into the wild. They had no idea the virus would be able to jump species to humans, but now that they have, the original scientists have surrendered all their research in the hopes that it will help develop a cure or vaccine.
Then there's a time-skip of a few months and a couple normal episodes where LA gets used to alphas and omegas. It's established in b-plots of these episodes that Buck and Eddie are acting more chipper than usual. (It is not revealed at this time, but they got together off-screen and are hiding it from the rest of the 118 because it's still new and they don't know if it will last.)
A couple episodes later, Buck and Maddie are talking and he's asking questions about her pregnancies and when she asks why he's so curious he dodges the question. Throughout the episode he's shows exhibiting typical pregnancy symptoms, nausea, weird cravings, mood swings. The episode ends with him going to Chimney and Maddie and showing them a picture of an ultrasound with a small baby, they don't know how to react until he says it's HIS ultrasound and HE is pregnant. They know even less how to respond. They ask "who's the father? The other father, I mean."
"It's Eddie's." (Whose name is NOT Buddy, I just learned from my brother who actually cares abt this show.)
Episode ends.
The next episode starts with Buck and Chimney talking at the firehouse, and Buck is insisting that Chim NOT tell anyone he's pregnant. And he's totally still okay to work because pregnancy is not that big a deal and he's only a few weeks so it's not affecting him that much. Anything can happen.
In the background—and this is important—Eddie has a bowl of ice cream and he is using it to dip his tortilla chips in. He's Mexican so you know something must be up but his co-workers don't think anything much of it except it's a weird choice.
Drama drama.
About 10-15 minutes into the episode a thunderstorm hits after a the dry spell established in the early episodes and there's a massive pile-up on an overpass. 118 responds. The trucks can't get onto the overpass and they can't get to the cars in the middle. They have to park under it and access with the ladders to get to the center of the wreck. Very dramatic. Buck is in the middle of everything. He helps the last victim out of there car. He's about to climb down.
BOOM! Struck by lightning. Again! Yeah this show had already jumped the shark so hard that I believe audiences will accept this.
He's rushed to the hospital. Drama drama. Doctors say things.
Eddie: "But he's gonna make it, right?"
Doctor: "He's alive for now, on a ventilator. He'll likely pull through. Unfortunately, the same can't be said of the baby."
Eddie: "... what baby?"
Episode ends.
Next episode has the 118 taking turns babysitting Theo and watching Buck. Interspersed with Buck having a coma dream about being happily married with Eddie and Theo and Christopher and a new baby. Also interspersed with flashbacks of how Buck and Eddie got together (spurred on by the influence of the omegaverse virus they didn't realize was affecting them because their symptoms were coincidentally fairly mild, but crucially not CAUSED by the virus).
While Eddie is watching over Buck, a nurse comes in to change is IV or smth and sniffs the air (the nurse has been afflicted by the omegaverse virus and being a nurse has quickly gotten familiar with pheromones, something that most people still don't really get). Nurse can tell from Eddie's pheromones that there's something up with his health and eventually asks if he might be pregnant.
Eddie: (laughs) That's impossible I'm a... (remembers the omegaverse virus that he was 100% definitely exposed to) man....
Plot twist! They're both omegas and they (were) both pregnant.
Now in the midst of Eddie angsting about A) his secret boyfriend getting struck by lightning again and B) his secret boyfriend hiding a secret baby from him and C) his secret boyfriend's secret baby getting spontaneously aborted by an act of god—now Eddie is at a hospital getting tested and discovering that he is also pregnant! The doctor asks immediately if he would like to abort the baby, saying most of the pregnant men they've gotten since the outbreak choose to do so. Eddie thinks about it but says "no". (He's planning to baby-trap Buck, which will succeed even though they are both already single fathers).
Meanwhile Buck is still in a coma, he's having a hard time waking up because even after realizing it's a dream he's so happy he wants to stay. Eddie goes back to check on him, telling whoever's there to go get some food and take a break. When they're alone, Eddie confesses to Buck that he's pregnant. This causes Buck to wake up but he wasn't aware enough to realize why. When the episode ends, it's unclear whether or not he actually heard Eddie and knows.
The next episode has some comedy around Eddie not being able to tell if Buck is treating him extra nice because he knows about the pregnancy or because of the coma dream where they were a happy family. Buck wants to reveal their relationship to the 118. Because of the coma dream or the pregnancy? Buck wants to have a date with Theo and Christopher so they can all get used to each other. Because of the coma dream or the pregnancy? The episode ends with Buck and Eddie revealing their relationship and the Eddie adds that he's pregnant and Buck's the father. Buck is shocked! He did not know! The two talk privately, Eddie (lying) says they don't know how to perform abortions on cis men yet because it's so new so unless he miscarries he has no choice but to keep it. Buck never considered aborting his pregnancy and never asked about it so that sounds legit to him.
The rest of the season is Eddie attempting (successfully) to baby trap Buck into proposing. Buck is oblivious to this manipulation because he already wants them to be a family and does not need to be baby-trapped because he thought his coma dream was a sign from god.
The season ends with a needlessly graphic birth scene under extremely unlikely circumstances (like all 9-1-1 births) and when he's holding the new baby girl (who's name is Roberta, as an homage to both Bobby and one of Eddie's female relatives, idk if he already has an established relative with that name, if not it can be his great grandmother or smth, she will be called Betita tho), Buck proposes. Eddie says yes. Season finale.
ABC, feel free to use this without crediting me. In fact, you have to now. All the fans will be disappointed and stop watching if you don't use this exact plot for season 10.
I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol
"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.
who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
okay
these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction
Oh.
OH
Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning
Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them
Follow me for more wikipedia ^
This is shockingly close to the truth.
Both come from the Latin "burgus", meaning castle or fortified town. A burglar being someone who bypassed the security of fortifications.
Meanwhile burger comes via Hamburg, the burg of Hamma.
So burgers are named after fortifications, and burglars are the ones who bypass them.
The Hamburglar is a reunion of terms
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05/15/2026
just wanted to share the National Down Syndrome Society’s message for this year’s World Down Syndrome Day (21st March) 💛💙
Powerful message that lovingly includes multiple disabilities, united. I love this.
[ID: Screenshot of the tiktok message from ndssorg that reads: This #World Down Syndrome Day (spaces for readability), we've joined forces with @/coordown and other international Down syndrome organizations to spread the powerful message: No Decision Without Us. 💪
People with disabilities deserve a seat at the table where decisions are made about their lives, their futures, and their rights. Let's work together towards a world where every voice is valued. # No Decision Without Us #WDSD25 /End ID]
Not rbing this with alt text should be punishable by jury duty
Not rbing this with alt
text should be punishable
by jury duty
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
