Reason #4 Grumpy Bus Driver 1
I have decided to revive this blog. My Facebook page is hogging all the glory so I have come back to it and I will no longer neglect it- or my hatred for the bus. I will also be discussing my relationship with alcohol, flies, cleaning and food.
So, back to it- Facebook post when I was pissed off with grumpy bus driver #1 (this was when the bus prices went up to £4.40 for a day ticket- fucking scammers):
‘Dear Bus Driver,
Less of the attitude you grumpy twat. Don't huff and puff when I give you a ten pound note because you have to give me £5.60 change. Do you even know how little I want to part with that money in the first place without your hissy fit?! I am not asking you to shit it out, lick it clean and hand it to me on a golden tray with a glass of champagne. Just have some change to give me- without the attitude.
£4.40 for a day ticket anyway? That's a pint... and maybe some crisps if I'm lucky. Do not strop with me about taking my money and doing your god damn job! Sort it out or I will bring you pennies. Four hundred and forty pennies so you will DEFINITELY have change then.’
At least I didn’t get a change ticket. #Everycloud
Plenty more to come.
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