[studiooutthere]

We’ll see you there!

[studiooutthere]

Don’t forget! Tonight!

[elkius]

“Oh, yeah, it’s for Gregory”

(This was requested by @neriumoleanders)

[g00mbers]

💀 i need to stop doing these

[1011010011]

It's he

[diamondnature2]

Yeahh I love them

[cmyknoise]

someone: “my child is completely fine!”

your child looked at an animatronic bear from the 80′s who is vaguely nice and indirectly calls them a superstar and they went ‘that’s my dad’ 

[ciinnamiilk-deactivated20250705]

Just a few drawings of my favorite animatronics from Security Breach!

[dojense]

being trans is like one long retail shift. I won’t elaborate.

[dojense]

cis people are all customers by default

[dovewithscales]

You don’t have to elaborate. I completely understand.

[seriousjones]

[theycallmey]

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name 

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

never have a been more devastated to scroll over a url and see its deactivated who are you ma'am

[coolxatu]

what if god was one of us…

[wizardsexmachine]

BIG BIRD IS TALKING ABOUT HUS COUSINS ON TWITTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[charlesoberonn]

[sentientroombas]

Garibaldo....

[vanillachip501]

the :( at the end-

[oracle-of-delfino-plaza]

TELL GARIBALDO YOU’RE SORRY! 

[samgiddings]

cinematic parallels: tumblr somehow becoming one of the most bearable social media platforms in 2020/2021, and that speed skater who made it to the olympics because everyone else fell over

[samgiddings]

tumblr, doing the bare minimum of keeping posts chronological and not forcing targeted ads down our throats 24/7:

[samgiddings]

really hit the target demographic with this one

[valtsv]

i have no idea what passes for humor on this site anymore. i feel like i could say shit like "hey what's up guys i'm still trapped in this abandoned grain silo" and it'd get notes.

[vraisetzen]

a friendly reminder that microaggressions against asians can also look like this:

pretending to gag at asian food

pretending to be weirded out by asian customs and cultures

excusing cultural appropriation (often through ignoring the stories of asians who have been mocked for wearing their ethnic dress while praising a white person for doing so)

not trying to learn how to pronounce an asian person's ethnic name correctly, or asking, "can i call you by something else?"

adopting an asian name for the ~aesthetic~

using the words "oriental" and "exotic" to describe asian people, particular asian women

ignoring the experiences and stories of south, southeast, and central asians

making sweeping assumptions about asian countries (including their political, historical and cultural landscape)

treating the entire asian community as a monolith and ignoring the fact that the experiences of asian nationals are remarkably different from the asian diaspora/migrant community

co-opting asian aesthetics into creative media without acknowledging their history

[geneslovee]

all very true but i do feel the need to add to your point about ignoring the experiences and stories of south, southeast, and central asians north asian/northeast asian stories as well, since i am myself north asian (sakha/yakut) :] there are not a lot of us, but we are still here.

[egberts]

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

[zireaells]

#no block button we lose like men

[nerdgasrnz]

#dodge or die #there is no block

[bureau-of-state-ecology]

If you try fucking w/ gender and it just confirms that you are in fact cis, that still gives you like an upgrade because now you’re approaching your sense of self with Intent™.

[velvet-gardens]

What was it Dolly Parton said? “Find out who you are, then do it on purpose.”

[chicafinal]

when the 60s said miniskirts with knee-high boots they were right

[adhdbun]

[nunyabizni]

[dzamie]

This is definitely on purpose - the white packaging with colored dots is specifically Wonder Bread brand. The normallest case scenario is that Wonder Bread paid them for product placement. The more likely scenario is that the animators wanted to put in a hilarious niche joke as animators often do. The weirdest case scenario is that the dude with the fetish paid off someone to do this.

[knightoflodis]

Just the implication of the possibility of the wonder bread person paying for this to happen in a broadcasted kids’ cartoon show is hilarious to me.