CREEPER? AW MAN-

(my url is just a theme i have, its not an actual hc esp not of the actual person). Rose/Caleb, they/she/he/fae/purr, 20. This is my MCYT sideblog. I am a geosquare apologist and a fulham supporter. if you ship real people please dont interact w me (even if they're ok with shipping. this is my boundary not theirs).

[genderfluidtechnoblade]

hello hello i am rose caleb genderfluidtechnoblade and this is my hell. i keep making these posts then not liking them anymore so the rest of my intro is under this cut so i dont have to look at it.

im 20, i’m from texas, and i’m a college student for astronomy and physics. i’m genderfluid, and i use the following pronouns listed in order of likelihood that using that one is right on any given day: they/she/fae/he. switch it up sometimes for funsies and we’re good. i’m bisexual grey-acearo and the grey is for c!techno and my partner.

my all time favorite creator is jordan captainsparklez. my other favorite cc’s are technoblade, fruitberries, petezahhutt, hbomb, scott smajor, quig, and elysaku! casual enjoyer of many others as well.

i engage a lot with: speedrunning, dsmp lore, vault hunters, minecraft events, and miscellaneous videos from creators i follow. there is absolutely no guarantee what you’re going to get on any particular day, it depends on my mood, whats on my dash, and who most recently gave me content that made me feel like a cat being pat gently on the head.

i am opinionated. i am snippy. i am mean. i am fully capable of being fullheartedly frustrated and annoyed with things with deep sociopolitical implications and genuinely problematic content AND petty shit that pisses me, personally, off. i’ll clarify which is which when i go on one of my angry complaining rants, which i will try not to go on too often, but please know: the chance that i will spend the entire day complaining and bitching about a niche issue you may have never heard about is low. but NEVER zero.

A few disclaimers:

𝖚𝖒, 𝖔𝖕 𝖎𝖘 𝖆 𝖈!𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒 𝖆𝖕𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖌𝖎𝖘𝖙 not in the sense that i downplay the atrocities of the abuse he put tommy through but in the sense that i believe every person truly does have the ability to move on and change, and that people are not defined by the worst thing they’ve ever done, and even if c!dream never improves and even if he actually gets worse, there is no crime you can commit to justify having your human rights taken away from you and pandora’s vault is a deeply flawed system and i am a prison anarchist and i believe it should burn. AND i am irrationally emotionally attached to this fucking war criminal and if anything bad happens to him i WILL cry.

THIS APPLIES ONLY TO CDREAM WHO IS MY OC I STOLE AWAY AND BELONGS TO ME NOW

c!techno IS right on all accounts. thank you.

i watch traffic series from only scott’s pov because that’s the only one i have time for. i try to stay up to date on other people’s povs and the like, but i’m really only invested in scott, and as such, can’t make any sweeping judgements of any other characters or circumstances that dont revolve around him. thank you for understanding. scott supremacy.

this is a jordan captainsparklez fan blog. if you hate jordan captainsparklez block me. i mean this genuinely and with malice.

if you actively consider yourself a blue9 main- not a casual enjoyer or just someone who enjoyed their pov, someone who really does genuinely consider that this year+ old mcc team is the center of your content... i do not want you here.

it is this blog’s official and professional stance that defending fruitberries on the internet is not enough, and i need a gun.

i have several old posts on illumina that i will not be deleting because i dont believe in deleting posts really, but there will be no more. 

mcc is a wonderful event made with love and attention from some of the nicest and most genuine content creators of the day and age, but it does mess up sometimes and people are allowed to have neutral to negative opinions about mcc. in fact i have some neutral to negative opinions about mcc. mcc is not above criticism but holy shit you guys realize there’s a difference between criticism and death threats right. like. right. RIGHT??

unfortunate owner of a twitter i use only to farm clout from speedrunners. if there is discourse happening on twitter i dont want to hear about it.

talk to me about fwt dsmp canon wedding staged breakup conspiracies.

IF YOU ARE MEAN TO GEOSQUARE YOU GO TO HELL YOU GO DIRECTLY TO HELL DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS.  

other than that, yknow. standard if you’re racist i fucking hate you go choke, terfs/truscum eat shit and die, ableists you’re not welcome and never have been, and please understand that while i am unhinged and mentally unstable, at least i’m funny. 

[deadartistposting]

I'm soooo late to the mid offs hype but I'm watching Jumper's win and the differences between her and Couriway's videos are hilarious. On hers she's like "I trained for 1000 years like a shounen protagonist, Couriway is my sensei and his wisdom is unmatched" and then I watch Couri's pov and he's like "I have never made worse calls in my life, I was lying to Jumper constantly, I need to be put down like a sick dog"

[butchlinkle]

minecraft rp is literally just tabletop roleplay but the system is minecraft. like not even a hint of flippancy here mcrp is Literally just a form of tabletop rp, and it's one that which makes it very easy to record each individual persons perspective and also a built in first person view for each character. which is neat 🥔

[butchlinkle]

starts asking my friends if they want to play in a minecraft campaign with me instead of if they want a new server

[crazysodomite]

guy who only experienced torture: this reminds me of the torture i went through

guy who only experienced torture: i don't like this because it's too unlike the torture

guy who only experienced torture: i'm afraid of not being tortured

[hiveswap]

Your mcyt mutual in 2021: c!dream is so problematic. Apologists dni, you literally support abuse. C!Quackity is in the right but don't draw fanart of the torture it's against their boundaries. Also wdym there's issues with the ccs no there aren't cc!dream literally has RSD

Same mutual in 2026: been getting really into chickpeas lately

[calamitycodified]

i really loved the moments where the dsmp members took advantage of streaming as a medium, but i can really only think of 2 examples

when ponk announced that an ad break was coming, it cut to that godzilla (?) ad that was playing all the time on twitch, but a few seconds in it "glitched" back to a flashback scene in minecraft before the ad finished playing, and ponk didn't acknowledge that anything had happened

when seapeekay went afk in the egg room and left his webcam on so chat could see his chair, and then his character started moving on its' own towards the egg

can anyone think of any other examples i love stuff like this

[piningpebbles]

YESS RAUGHH adding onto this with other cool moments i remember with the streaming medium (maybe not on the same level but still my favs)

when tubbo found tommy's tower and immediately disconnected from the server, shut off his webcam, and turned off the stream

when ant was killed during the red banquet and the stream ended and people had to rush to other povs to find out what happened afterwards instead of just him respawning and continuing from there

and (not so much streaming as just general video media specific) when jack was having issues with his screen capture where the screen kept sporadically going black and he explained it as being a result of c!jack drinking so often (literally getting blackout drunk)

[calamitycodified]

that one was SICK i can't believe i forgot about it

i also wanna mention philza doing a "normal" hardcore stream on nov 16, presenting it as a way to chill from all the lore, before he suddenly jumps on to stop c!wilbur from pushing the button

[everyfree]

Oh Fruitberries my beloved, I am so so happy he's coaching Scar this midoffs. He just excudes warmth and whimsy and gets Scar's genuine excitement for the small things in a minecraft world.

I really really love how he reframes the most intimidating parts of speedrunning. Before we start routing the scary bastions, let's have a fly around first. You want an elytra in inventory for emotional support? 100% understandable let's do that. Say, do you want to learn how to leap across the bridge bastion gap between ramparts? It's a funny little parkour jump! It's not hard, it's a cool thing that 'might scare you', but not inherently difficult.

Midoffs treats itself as a competition to see who's the best coach, but realistically the best coach is different for each student. Couri excels at the actual coaching and acts as a great mentor / friend to an equally competitive and excitable student, while Silverr and his mentee is like a veteran battlefield commander and their well-trained soldier, unflappable and unstoppable. While I don't necessarily believe in Fruit & Scar winning the whole thing, I can't really imagine Scar meshing as well with anyone else while cramming so much in so little time. And ultimately, isn't that the point of midoffs?

Also, we as a community should endeavor to adopt Scar Tower into our lexicon. It might not see much use, but Scar just seems so happy to hear it. It's always nice when an unlikely collision of worlds leave little marks of its existence.

[salemoleander]

Ignoring the ethics of boundaries or the morals of limiting creative expression or anything else, setting rules about what people can and can't do with your characters just doesn't work. It cannot and will not accomplish what you want, and it will create a bunch of new problems.

Theoretical goal of banning things you find uncomfortable as a CC:

Bad things you don't like will stop being made and existing about you/your character.

Actual outcomes of banning things you find uncomfortable as a CC:

Bad things you don't like will Still Exist.

Subsets of your community will harass & abuse other fans. Trolls will make upsetting bait content that devoted fans feel a duty to engage with & fight against. Well-intentioned fans who don't know the rules exist will break them and get yelled at. People will arbitrarily interpret rules to bludgeon other fans' headcanons & send hate campaigns after each other. This WILL happen, no matter how many times you caveat with 'but don't harass anyone': You have issued an edict whose only enforcement mechanism is harassment.

Some of the fans who are most viciously defensive of your rules will still create stuff you find uncomfortable. Life finds a way. If you ban peanut butter, the fandom will create a series of intricate excuses as to why ground peanuts with sugar added is totally a different thing, and moreover how dare you imply they would break boundaries. The stuff you dislike won't stop being made, it will just be mislabeled and harder to avoid.

Artists will inevitably make cool shit that technically breaks your boundaries but Is Cool. Engaging with it will get that artist harassed for ignoring your boundaries (even if you say this one is fine).

Less people will engage with your work. You will have a smaller audience and much more limited free advertisement.

Everyone following the rules will create a constant need for judgment about things at the edge of your comfort zone. 'Ask for permission' means you have given yourself a part-time job arbitrating to strangers on whether it's okay to draw you mad at another minecraft guy.

More earnestly: By and large the people who are most online, who take boundaries seriously and actually care about seeking permission, are teens and very young adults. That's who you're setting rules for and telling that they can't depict certain things. The kinksters and smut writers and grown-ass adults are generally going to be unaffected, because their self-esteem doesn't hinge on the approval of a Twitch streamer.

Genuine question: Do you want to have to stare at an ask on Tumblr and consider whether to give permission for some 14-year-old to write a fic about your character self-harming or having cancer or being sexually assaulted? To say yes or no, while knowing that this person is probably asking not out of prurient interest, but because it makes them feel a little less alone to imagine an older, stronger character going through what they are?

That is the actual effect of setting those rules.

(The better boundary, btw, is 'I don't want to see things that make me uncomfortable': it's still not perfectly enforceable unless you entirely abstain from the internet, but it is much more actionable than 'make that stuff stop existing'. Having a dedicated 'don't look' tag blocked solves a lot of problems. Another strategy would be letting friends/trusted fan-acquaintances vet the best work and send it to you to gush about, rather than scrolling your tags at random.)

At some point if you tell stories in a public setting, people will want to pick up and play with those characters too; if you can't handle that (and a lot of people can't, this is not a value judgment) then the role of 'professional public storyteller' may not be for you.

[chaos-mint]

you can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong

i love Technoblade but i acknowledge his flaws (he has none). i can hold him accountable for his wrong doings (he's never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always right).

[nyancrimew]

after 15 years of watching minecraft youtube and almost as many years of trying to play the game i've decided i finally need to get good. starting december 6 i will be clipfar-, sorry, taught how to play minecraft by my creator friends! make sure you tune in!

[nyancrimew]

will i finally learn to craft and mine tomorrow!? hoping to learn how to do triple neos as well as one shot in just a few hours :Clueless:

[nyancrimew]

SCUFFED SMP STARTS NOW !!

nyancrimew - Twitch

[pogsupremacy]

[halcified]

Someone inmy college made a presentation on why they hate mcyt rpf DO I KILL MYSELF 😭😭😭😭

[halcified]

what do you do inthis situation

[lamina-tsrif]

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[nyancrimew]

the other night i couldn't rly fall asleep and was stuck in some like half awake state where minecraft was real life and i had to speedrun it to go to sleep but thankfully i spawned in a bastion

[nyancrimew]

also i was rekrap i think

[fruit-stand]

fruit beery...

i want him to explode. 🤯

[craftlands]

like okay we've very intentionally quarantined off all mcyt posting to another blog bc we know it annoys people but at some point i think there should maybe be a conversation around how people treat nascent artistic mediums as particularly foul/offensive/annoying/unworthy of serious analysis and how as a result the artistic capability of those mediums is set back by years while a lot of founding "texts" from these mediums start getting lost and overlooked. comics is wrestling is video games is ingame improv. you don't have to like a particular medium but the barest modicum of respect would really help to make fandom around it less annoying.

[craftlands]

also while we're poking the bear -- no, there are not "more groomers" in MCYT creator spaces specifically. there's the same proportion of actually secretly horrible people as there are in any other entertainment industry. the difference is that more of them get caught, because most MCYTers do not have PR teams or fully established industries to cover up and be complicit with their shit and instead exist in a space that actively incentivizes "rightfully" tearing each other down in order to compete for attention.

[mysteriouslybluepirate-deactiva]

I am so serious - if you have experienced a 2010 queerbait, and have a hint of game knowledge, go see the fucking Minecraft movie. Its not subtle. There's a bit every 5 minutes.

I sat in that theater- jaw SLACK watching what may be the most perfect casual not confirmed bit of old man yaoi cinema in casual movie viewing of the year. It will not be topped. This movie doesn't exist without them.

Was the movie good? No. But I had the best fucking time.

[supertinytins]

like to explode him with lazers reblog to explode him with lazers