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not a minor no dick 💥 no balls💥 and probably no butthole since that guy FEEDS on radiation💥💥💥 || they/them dm me if you need to to tag anything that i rb frequently or just block me, whichever works best for you

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[swordseer]

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[motherfuckingshakespeare]

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

[heroineimages]

I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!

[onbearfeet]

THINE IS ALSO GRAMMATICALLY EQUIVALENT TO YOURS.

“It is yours” and “It is thine” differ only in their level of formality.

[chromaticabrasions]

i’m in love with u,,,,,,

[chromaticabrasions]

does this read like a porn bot

yes

no

maybe……

Voting ended onMay 25

[chromaticabrasions]

this is my girlfriend

[dogpuppy]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

[dogpuppy]

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[swagophile]

Other useful trueisms about coolness

People who think theyre cool generally are not

Cool people are also broadly actually not cool deep down

There's no such thing as a cool person. We are all dogs fighting for scraps

Soon this world will be given a new purpose. The existing social structures we know will crumble and collapse

All of you will succumb to my will.

[the-haiku-bot]

There’s no such thing as

a cool person. We are all

dogs fighting for scraps

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dogpuppy]

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[darkcomedies]

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

[darkcomedies]

idk what to tell you except go look at the fishwives

[dogpuppy]

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

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