Gender Facts

100% true facts about people who identify as genderqueer Asks always open (and serious asks welcome as well)

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Fact: Trigender individuals possess a strong affinity for honey, pollinating random flowers, and unnecessarily stinging those they feel threatened by. Some believe they may actually be... Bees?

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Fact: Enabled with the power of the jpeg artifact, and gifted as aliasing connoisseurs, androgyne individuals dominate the world of MS Paint, leaving no room for challengers to step up to the plate.

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Fact: Due to the relatively forgiving nature of death and agender individuals' peculiar knack for tic tac toe, they often can cheat death into giving them a second chance

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Fact: Nonbinary individuals have doppelgangers who exist in a mirror dimension. They have a small chance of switching dimensions at a random point in their life, which leads to confusion on all ends, let alone the onslaught of the end of their universes as they know them.

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Fact: Demigirls display amazingly great marksmanship. They are known to never miss their targets, let them be a dartboard, a garbage can or what have you. Expect to be pummelled head-on when opposing them in dodgeball. They can't help it they are simply the best

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Hi! Could you signal boost a genderfluid kik chat for me? It's #genderfluid64 and it's a support group for any and all members of the genderfluid community! Thanks!! :)

Hey guys, you should really check this out!

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Fact: The new up-and-coming region of Pokemon sports a colourful array of genderqueer Elite Four members: the Ice-type Intergender, the Bug-type Bigender, the Normal-type Neutrois, and the Ghost-type Genderfuck. Also featuring the Champion, a Poison-type Polygender.

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Fact: Androgyne individuals, as the perfect “middle man,” tend to make great drum majors. Not only are they exceptionally talented, but they know exactly how to defuse the band director with the least collateral damage every time. Seriously, the school needs to stop hiring literal bombs...

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Fact: Polygender individuals are strong supporters of Pluto for planetary status. There’s just something about sharing that first letter. Oh yeah, and I’m sure it has nothing to do with their innate ability to amass an army of undead. Surely that means nothing.

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Fact: Although they appear human, transfeminine people are actually dryads. Though their human disguise is usually good, they have a tendency to wilt when insufficiently watered, and often start budding when excited.

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Fact: Trigender individuals make the best DMs, because their ability to BS is simply off the charts. It’s particularly entertaining watching them get out of a sticky situation, because even the most ridiculous excuse somehow ends up getting a pass from authority.

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Fact: If their abilities are not reined in soon after developing, nonbinary individuals start to develop a Midas touch of sorts. Rather than turn into gold, everything they touch turns into confetti. Although this can be useful for parties, it can be quite inconvenient in day-to-day life.

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Fact: Cries of "What do your agender eyes see?" are commonplace among individuals of that gender. What else would you expect around people who were gifted with the strongest of eyesight from birth? You can never hope to achieve their rank as champion of sight.

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Fact: Demigirls are known for gaining the Freshman Fifteen when they start university. By Freshman Fifteen, I mean the mob of fifteen cats that begins to trail behind them at all times. The Freshman Fifteen Felines are renowned across campus, making the demigirls particularly popular during finals week.

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Fact: Genderfluid individuals are known for fantastical dream abilities. Once their powers mature, they can enter into a state of lucid dreaming, allowing them to manipulate their dreamscape. Once they have mastered this, they may answer The Call of the Lucid, and open a portal to the Genderfluid Hangout of the genderfluid, which is currently at the butterfly nebula.

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Fact: Demiboys are the real young volcanoes. They may appear normal on the outside, but their insides are pure magma. They tend to be hot headed, so be wary of getting on their bad side. They may erupt, and that is something you definitely do not want to see.

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Fact: Long, long ago, nonbinary individuals were entrusted with the important job of harvesting information out of the Data Stream, because of their ability to move within the Stream without being swept away. These nonbinary people were considered the original computers, and our modern system is modeled after this ancient tradition.