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Send x* for your muse accidentally stealing my muse's first kiss
Send me a sentence for my muse's reaction
"Are you crazy?â
"Are you even listening to me?"
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
"Are you sure they wonât find out?â
"Are you sure this is legal?â
"Are you sure you know what youâre doing?â
"Are you threatening me?"
"Be mine."
"Can you be anymore obvious?"
"Do I know you?"
"Do you love me?"
"Do you remember this?"
"Do you trust me?"
"Donât go."
"Donât let me die"
"Donât look at me like that."
"Donât make me beg.â
"Donât you dare come near me!"
"Donât you dare."
"Explain yourself."
"For you, I would _____"
"Give it back."
"Give me another chance."
"Have you ever even done this before?"
"How drunk are you right now?"
"I already regret this."
"I am not wearing that.â
"I canât believe you missed that."
"I canât do this anymore."
"I canât even look at you."
"I could kill you!"
"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
"I didnât do it.""
"I didnât know you could do that."
"I donât want to look at you right now.â
"I guess this is goodbye.â
"I hate you."
"I have to go."
"I just want to cuddle."
"I know your secret.â
"I love you, but I really wish I didnât.â
"I love you."
"I miss you so very much."
"I missed you."
"I need a drink."
"I need a hug."
"I never really loved you."
"I owe you."
"I think I broke it."
"I think Iâm falling in love with you. "
"I think Iâm forgetting something."
"I think itâs broken.â
"I trust you."
"I want to be yours."
"I want to try this thing I read in a book.â
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
"Iâll be there in five minutes.ââšâšâThis is really inappropriate.â
"Iâm all for spicing thingâs up, but isnât this a bit much?â
"Iâm bad for you.â
"Iâm dying."
"Iâm going to be sick."
"Iâm not speaking to you anymore."
"Iâm pregnant and itâs yours."
"Iâve never heard that one before."
"If you stay quiet, no one will know.â
"Is that my shirt?"
"It was me"
"Itâs so beautiful.â
"Itâs time to choose.â
"Just five more minutes."
"Just go."
"Just leave me alone."
"Just let me die."
"Just relax."
"Just what did we do last night?"
"Kiss me you idiot."
"Kiss me."
"Like you even care."
"Little too late, don't you think?"
"Make me."
"Marry me?"
"My Parents donât know"
"My parents know.""
"Never again."
"Nh, donât be so rough!"
"No, that canât be my baby."
"No! You canât die on me now!"
"Obviously there is something between us."
"Of all the things i've heard, that hurt the most."
"Put it away.â
"Put your trousers on!"
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
"Quiet, I am trying to think."
"Relax, I have a plan."
"Really?"
"Shut up and listen."
"Take responsibility."
"That isnât mine."
"That looked easier on TV."
"That sounds painful."
"That was a bad plan."
"Thatâs mine!â
"Thatâs the cheesiest pickup line Iâve ever heard."
"Theyâre coming.â
"This seems familiar."
"This stays between us."
"Truth hurts, donât it?"
"Unbelievable. I can't believe you right now."
"Very good, you had me fooled."
"Want to hear a secret?"
"We need to talk."
"Weâre moving too fast.â
"Well that was unexpected."
"What are we doing here?"
"What are you afraid of?"
"What are you touching?"
"What are you?"
"What do you need?"
"What happened to you?"
"What have I done this time?"
"What if someone catches us?â
"What sort of noise was that?â
"What the hell do you think youâre doing?"
"What were you thinking?"
"Where are my clothes?"
"Where did you find this?"
"Where do you even find this sort of thing?â
"Where were you?"
"Whoâd have guessed you could pull such a face?â
"Why are you wearing that?"
"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
"You could have died!â
"You could have killed someone!"
"You coward."
"You donât need to be so gentle.â
"You drive me crazy!"
"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.â
"You lied to me!"
"You mean everything to me."
"You owe me."
"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
"Youâre all out of ____."
"Youâre an idiot.â
"Youâre bad for me.â
"Youâre dead to me."
"Youâre pregnant and Itâs mine"
"Youâre really good at thisâŠâ
"Youâre so weird.""
"Youâre under arrest."
Send me â if you want a headcanon about our muses relationship
Feel free to send multiples.
Long actually laughed at that, throwing his head back with the force of it. âI doubt youâd be saying that if you spoke to the Gekirangers about me, or Rio and Mele. Iâm sure they all have other words theyâd use to describe me.â The dragon rolled his shoulders lightly and looked back down. âI have my reasons for why I prefer it this way. But, I donât tell it to just anyone.â Long seemed to consider something before he spoke again. âMaybe if you tell me why you seem to know so much about this sort of thing, Iâll tell you something you might just find interesting.â
That was the thing. Mikoto would still think like that even when the Gekirangers or the other two would tell him otherwise and try to convice him from their point of view. He had his own reasons as to why he thought the way he did about the matter, just like the others had their reasons. âAh, so weâre at the point where we try to bribe the other into giving us their precious information?â Mikoto tilted his head and gave Long a wide smirk. âHow do I know whatever you have to say is actually interesting to me, huh?â He leaned a little closer and tilted his head to the other side while his smirk grew a bit colder, calculating. âAll we know is that my information is interesting to you because you offer something in return, whereas youâre only guessing that I could have some use for your piece of information. So how about you start and Iâll go second?âÂ
Long raised an eyebrow. "Ah, but I've already told you information. And if you want a reason as to why I am so-" He snorted. "Kind, as you put it, to enjoy the fact that Toru is still here-" Long suddenly froze, and the pride reappeared on his face. "You are getting better at this, aren't you? Very well. I'll let you win this one." His hair fell and darkened, and Toru looked up. "It's because I'm family." His words were quiet, but his gaze was steady. "Or I'm what's left of the one he tried to have once."
Toru nodded. âRight, well, um⊠It was during the showing of my first film. There was someone who stayed behind til the end of the credits, when everyone else had left, and I went to talk to himâŠ.â He bit his lip, fiddling with the ring again. âHe wasnât there for the movie. He had found records of me as a Gaia Memory user with Foundation X, and they forced me to come with themâŠâ His manner and appearance shifted again, and Long looked up. âToru canât tell you the next bit. Foundation X was actually considering a few candidates, due to their resemblance to the human appearance I take. Toru was chosen because of his exposure to the Gene Memory, and the fact that he seemed immune to the Gaia Memoryâs addictive toxins. Their idea was that Toru would die during the process, and I would come back.â There was a bit of pride in his voice as he continued. âBut Toru was a bit stronger than they anticipated. He survived the process, and we were stuck together.â
Mikoto said nothing while he listened to Toru explain how he had ended up together with Long in the same body. There was nothing to say anyway, it sounded too familiar, leaving a biiter taste in his mouth. When the other oneâs appearance shifted and Long reappeared, Mikoto resisted the urge to roll his eyes. Was it too much to ask to have only one of them tell their little story? ââYâknow, on a scale of bad guys, youâre actually pretty nice. Not everyone would sound so happy to have the original host of their current body survive.â Something in the manâs words suggested that he had experienced the exact opposite.Â
Long actually laughed at that, throwing his head back with the force of it. "I doubt you'd be saying that if you spoke to the Gekirangers about me, or Rio and Mele. I'm sure they all have other words they'd use to describe me." The dragon rolled his shoulders lightly and looked back down. "I have my reasons for why I prefer it this way. But, I don't tell it to just anyone." Long seemed to consider something before he spoke again. "Maybe if you tell me why you seem to know so much about this sort of thing, I'll tell you something you might just find interesting."
Guardians of the Galaxy Inspired Memes -- Send one for my muses reaction
"I'm gonna die, surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."
"You just want to suck the joy out of everything!"
"I look around, and you know what i see? Losers!"
"I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together again."
"If we're gonna work together you might wanna try trusting me a little bit."
"Quit smiling you idiot, we're supposed to be professionals."
"You are the one person that I do NOT take seriously."
"I don't learn. One of my issues."
"I wasn't listening, I was thinking of something else."
"Why would you want to save the galaxy?"
"There's a little pee coming out of me."
"I like your knife, I'm keeping it."
"Where did you learn to do that?"
"I will no longer be your slave!"
"Dance-off, bro. Me and you."
"I have PART of a plan!"
"They got my dick message!"
"I am not a princess!"
Send me "Don't chase the rabbit" and your muse will be shown a random memory from my muse's past.
"A-and they went to help her⊠um, in the end they didnât defeat Wakana-hime, though⊠She was too strongâŠ" There was regret in Toruâs voice as he said that, as he had been the one responsible for her gaining that much power. "But. after that, they destroyed the Gene Memory, and I started making films the normal way for a bitâŠ" Before Foundation X had found him again and stuck Long in him, he left unsaid.
Mikoto didnât answer at first, feeling a bit let down by the conclusion of Toruâs story. Not even the regret in the other manâs voice managed to raise any questions in the doctor. It was only his last sentence that made him stay and not leave the other there and then. âThat still doesnât explain when you got stuck with⊠you know who.â Mikoto gestured in Toruâs general direction, hoping the man would understand what or better who he meant.
Toru nodded. "Right, well, um... It was during the showing of my first film. There was someone who stayed behind til the end of the credits, when everyone else had left, and I went to talk to him...." He bit his lip, fiddling with the ring again. "He wasn't there for the movie. He had found records of me as a Gaia Memory user with Foundation X, and they forced me to come with them..." His manner and appearance shifted again, and Long looked up. "Toru can't tell you the next bit. Foundation X was actually considering a few candidates, due to their resemblance to the human appearance I take. Toru was chosen because of his exposure to the Gene Memory, and the fact that he seemed immune to the Gaia Memory's addictive toxins. Their idea was that Toru would die during the process, and I would come back." There was a bit of pride in his voice as he continued. "But Toru was a bit stronger than they anticipated. He survived the process, and we were stuck together."
Funny Sentence Starters (Supernatural edition!)
âIt must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.â
âDriver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.â
âDude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap.â
"Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis."
âBoy/Girl, you put your foot on my coffee table, Iâm gonna whack you with a spoon.â
âWho do you think is a hotter psychic: Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt or you?â
"I had a crappy guidance counselor."
"Dude, you fugly."
âI hope your apple pie is freakinâ worth it.â
"Hold me, ____. That was beautiful."
âIâm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses arenât even hot.â
âThat fabric softener teddy bear? Oh, Iâm gonna hunt that little bitch down.â
âYou better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass!â
"I miss conversations that didnât start with 'this killer truck.'"
"Next time you wanna get laid, find a girl/guy thatâs not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?"
"People believe in Santa Claus. How come Iâm not getting hooked up every Christmas?"
âWhat kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!â
"I think I'll pass on the seventy two virgins, thanks. I'm not that into prude chicks/dudes anyway."
âMy name is _____. I âm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women/men. And I did not kill anyone.â
âMySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?â
âThis is the dumbest thing you've ever done."
"Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?"
"Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating."
âWhat do you wanna do, poke her/him with a stick? Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!â
âWeâre not working for the Mandroid!â
"Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"
"Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"
"I think I learned a valuable lesson: Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's, or you might get filleted by a hooker from God".
"Dude, you full-on had a girl/guy inside you for like a whole week. Thatâs pretty naughty"
â________, this is a very serious investigation. We don't have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah.â
"They made me slow dance."
"What about a human by day, a freak animal killing machine by moonlight don't you understand? I mean werewolves are badass!"
âYou know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. Because, I mean, it kinda does.â
"Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie."
âI lost my shoe.â
âIâm Batman!â
âSnow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.â
âI'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.â
âYou know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex."
âDonât objectify me."
"You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill ya!"
âThese tacos taste funny to you?â
"I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples."
"What visage are you in now? Holy tax accountant?"
âAh, you have brought a repast. Excellent. Continue to be of such service, and your life will be spared.â
âOh, I'm not carrying that. It could go off. I'll man the flashlight.â
âThat was scary!â
"Zombie-ghost orgy, huh? Well, that's it. I'm torching everybody."
"On Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors."
"This body is 100 percent socially conscious.I recycle. Al Gore would be proud."
"Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again."
"Today you will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, cunning. A game with one simple rule. Dodge."
âThe whistle makes me their god.â
â______'s the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyoneâ
âDetails are everything. You donât want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.â
"For fans, they sure do complain a lot."
âOh yeah, life as an angel condom. That's real fun. I think I'll pass, thanks.â
âNo, he's/she's not on any flatbread.â
"Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week."
âYou mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little cloud-seeding?â
âThere are two things I know for certain. One: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch.â
"You were wasted by a teenage mutant ninja angel?â
"Today, you're my little bitch."
"This isnât funny, _____. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"
"Check it out. Four score and seven years ago ... I had a funny hat."
"Brains trumps legs, apparently."
âI believe that (he-)witch gave you the clap.â
âI have genital herpes.â
âSon of a bitch!â
âCalm down? I am wearing sunglasses at night! You know who does that? No-talent douchebags!"
âBoop!â
âI would love to have the sex with you.â
âOne leather jacket, one sasquatch."
âI donât understand that reference.â
âDude, you punched a cupid."
"I found a liquor store. And I drank it."
"Hey ass-butt!"
"No one dicks with ____ except me"
Send me "Don't chase the rabbit" and your muse will be shown a random memory from my muse's past.
Toru nodded, fiddling with the ring on his middle finger. âAki-P is pretty amazing. Sheâs married now, to Terui-san, but she still runs the detective agency.â Toru blinked, and thought back a bit before shaking his head. âWakana-hime didnât take it well. She went kind of crazy and Aki-P had me go back to tell the others, but I lost my notepad in the chaos. It took me a bit, but I managed to tell them what happenedâŠâ He trailed off, shuffling his feet, his eyes fixed on the ground. He knew Mikoto would laugh at him again if he finished the sentence.
Mikoto nodded a bit when Toru went on even though he had no idea who this Terui person actually was. âAndâŠ?â He urged the other on to continue with the story, sort of getting impatient that he had to prompt Toru again.Â
"A-and they went to help her... um, in the end they didn't defeat Wakana-hime, though... She was too strong..." There was regret in Toru's voice as he said that, as he had been the one responsible for her gaining that much power. "But. after that, they destroyed the Gene Memory, and I started making films the normal way for a bit..." Before Foundation X had found him again and stuck Long in him, he left unsaid.
Toru just sat there fidgeting with the glove, waiting for Mikoto to finish laughing. When it was clear he wasnât, he spoke again, âAki-P wanted to help make my movie, so that I would get used to interacting with people, but she also thought I was in love with my coworkerâŠâ He didnât look up as he continued. âThen Wakana-hime showed up because she wanted me to use Gene to fuse this weird thing called Xtreme to her Dopant form, and after a bit she succeeded in getting me, and the Memory, and I did what she asked and then Aki-P hit us both with her slipper and got mad at us.â He rubbed the back of his head lightly. âMe for being so spineless and Wakana-hime for being so obsessed with being the Earthâs priestess, I guess.â
Mikoto managed to calm down a bit once he heard Toru explaining things further. He didnât quite understand everything the other talked about. But he had met Wakana one time and from the small exchange, he had gotten the impression that she regretting those past sins. But then the other man talked about that Akiko girl again and Mikoto couldnât help but smirk. âThat Akiko sounds like one hell of a girl going against both you and Wakana with a slipper.â Mikoto nodded, sounding almost impressed by what he had heard so far, though he wanted to hear the end of the story. âAnd, what happened after that? Did you actually try to fight or âŠ?âÂ
Toru nodded, fiddling with the ring on his middle finger. "Aki-P is pretty amazing. She's married now, to Terui-san, but she still runs the detective agency." Toru blinked, and thought back a bit before shaking his head. "Wakana-hime didn't take it well. She went kind of crazy and Aki-P had me go back to tell the others, but I lost my notepad in the chaos. It took me a bit, but I managed to tell them what happened..." He trailed off, shuffling his feet, his eyes fixed on the ground. He knew Mikoto would laugh at him again if he finished the sentence.
Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.
Need.
This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations.Â
Reblog if you know of or are in the âKamen Riderâ fandom and are willing to rp with people in it!
The Bioshock Drabble/RP Prompt List
Aero Dash: Our characters are on an extreme sugar rush
Bucking Bronco : Our characters are taking in a rodeo
Charge: Our characters are tackling each other for some reason
Cyclone Trap: Our characters are testing something in a wind tunnel
Decoy: One of our characters is serving as a decoy for the other
Devil's Kiss: One of our characters has accidentally primed an explosive device, and the other has to disarm it.
Electro Bolt: One of our characters has been struck by lightning(trigger warning).
Enrage: Our characters are caught up in a riot(trigger warning)
Geyser Trap: Our characters are trying to fix a leaky pipe and things go horribly wrong
Gravity Well: Our characters are being crushed by a gravitational force
Houdini: Our characters are being teleported without rhyme or reason
Hypnotize Big Daddy: One of our characters becomes a bodyguard for the other
Incinerate: One of our characters has been badly burned(trigger warning)
Insect Swarm: Our characters are caught in an insect swarm
Ironsides: Our characters are turning old materials into new objects.
Murder of Crows: Our characters are being pursued by birds
Old Man Winter: Our characters are ice skating
Possession: One of our characters is being mind controlled.
Return to Sender: Our characters are practicing with shields
Scout: One of our character is looking ahead for trouble
Security Bullseye: Our characters are trying to break through high security
Shock Jockey: One of our characters is being tased(trigger warning)
Sonic Boom: Our characters have just been knocked off their feet by an impact
Target Dummy: Our characters are building a decoy to take fire for them
Telekinesis: Our characters are suddenly able to move things with their minds
Undertow: One of our characters is being pulled out to sea, and the other is trying to save them.
Winter Blast: Our characters are waking up after cryogenic sleep.
Put a âȘ in my ask box and I'll put my playlist on shuffle and make you a starter based on the next song that plays
"Ah, right. Narumi Akiko. Sheâs the chief of the Narumi Detective Agency that Hidari-san works forâŠ" He nodded. "I was the Gene Dopant, yes⊠I wasnât Commander level or anything, but I certainly drew their attentionâŠ" He wove his fingers together. "Iâm not a mastermind. I wasnât particularly criminal either. I just wanted to make my movie, but I was too nervous to talk to anyone, really⊠much less my coworker that I thought could play Jessica, so I made the movie on my own, using Gene, and I tricked people into watching it. My coworker went to the Detective Agency about it, and Hidari-san and Aki-P ended up in one of my showings." He sighed. "Iâm not a fighter, and they ended up catching me, but Aki-P was actually interested in my film, and decided on her own to try to help me give up the Memory."
Mikoto listened carefully to Toruâs words, nodding at the part about the agency. Shotaro had mentioned a boss, though he had thought it was a man judging by the way the other man had told him about him being senior Kamen Rider. The second the other explained what he had used the Memory for, Mikoto was barely able to hold onto himself. This was almost pitiful. Of all the things to go for and Toru had used the Memory to make a movie and then force people to watch it. A Memory one could practically do anything with and Toru had used it for that. Not sooner than the man had finished speaking, the doctor began to laugh. It was simply too amusing to keep quiet about it. He even brought his right hand up to cover his mouth and try to muffle his seemingly never-ending laughter. But his attempts were futile. He couldnât stop laughing at such a ridiculous thing to do with that Memory.Â
Toru just sat there fidgeting with the glove, waiting for Mikoto to finish laughing. When it was clear he wasn't, he spoke again, "Aki-P wanted to help make my movie, so that I would get used to interacting with people, but she also thought I was in love with my coworker..." He didn't look up as he continued. "Then Wakana-hime showed up because she wanted me to use Gene to fuse this weird thing called Xtreme to her Dopant form, and after a bit she succeeded in getting me, and the Memory, and I did what she asked and then Aki-P hit us both with her slipper and got mad at us." He rubbed the back of his head lightly. "Me for being so spineless and Wakana-hime for being so obsessed with being the Earth's priestess, I guess."