oh my gosh, gag me with a spoon!
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER

Kiana Khansmith
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
KIROKAZE

oozey mess
Cosmic Funnies
untitled
hello vonnie
NASA

Product Placement
taylor price
tumblr dot com
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Noah Kahan

if i look back, i am lost
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@general-rusty
oh my gosh, gag me with a spoon!
This is the last thing I drew this year...
And it's a Garfield edit of the boiz from the Let You Tell Me About podcast
Hi Tracy! The page "Nightmare" is absolutely fascinating to me. It's so eerie and you capture the ambiance of a dream perfectly. Might I enquire about your creative process for that page? Thanks for your time!
Hey, thank you. I really enjoyed working on that page and those surrounding it, but âprocessâ might be putting too formal a term on it. My intention was to sort of compile Ivyâs recent experiences with the Lackadaisy âloreâ sheâd grown up with (and which Bobby happily expounded upon) and to run it through a...dream logic filter? I wrote and thumbnailed a series of ideas, and anything that felt too on the nose or too oblique got revised discarded. It needed to have the feeling of an eerie dream but not so much that itâd lose all interpretable meaning - the broad point being that sheâs starting to process some things from a perspective she had not previously had occasion to consider.
Freckle:Â âRocky what is this?â
Rocky:Â âIts Uncle Gal!â
Freckle: â... Did you do this?â
Rocky:Â âMaybe...â
Luna Ghost
This is a wonderful Scooby-Doo fan artwork! Love the Luna Ghost!
Oh my god, I had nightmares of this dude
Art is by @mollytheangelÂ
The Red Winter: Only the Start
December 11th, 1959. Motor City, Paradise. Â It was midnight, the city just had a snowstorm covering everything in a blanket of snow. Outside of a bar, a woman stumbles out, she gave them the finger and then walks into the shadows of an alley.
December 12th, 1959. Motor City Police Department. Â Â The next morning at the precinct. A Scottish Terrier walks into the room full of dogs, he is Captain MacGowan, so Captain did the usual Song and Dance just like every morning, into he pointed to me. âAnd this little kitty is our new rookie. Say hello to Scarlett Monroe.â Iâm Scarlett of course. Iâm a mid 30âs blonde 5 foot 2 Calico. The room full of men all gave me their attention. âHelloâ I waved back. I could hear all of their comments, âWhat is she doing outside of the house?â, âI canât believe a broad is doing a manâs job.â âThis country sure is going to hell.â all of their comments felt like a punch in the gut, and this was only the first day. âLads. Give the little lady a chance.â Captain said.
  âI will when I see some work done.â spat out a Doberman, he wore a brown suit with matching hat. His name is Jack Townley. âJack, funny of you to speak up, given she is your new partner.â Captain gave him a smug grin. Jack snaps his fingers, âRats. Welp this is going to be a long month.â Captain spoke up, âJackie boy, calm down, you will be surprised in what she can do.â Captain said. âAfter 5 years of this job I doubt that,â Jack said. âJack shut up and get to work!â a male in the back shouted. âRonald enough with the Tomfoolery!â Captain shouted.
  Now Iâm not going to lie, I did chuckle at that. But of course given my luck Jack heard me. âI heard that Miss Monroe!â Jack shouted. My heart skipped a beat when he said that. âAlright boys. We got a body on Fairmont Street. A Jane Doe. Jack, I want you on the scene with Scarlett.â Captain stated. Jack sighed. He got up and went out of the room. âWell you saw him, Monroe.â Captain said. I got up and went outside.
  Outside it was 17 degrees, everything was covered in 6 inches of snow, and snowflakes were still coming. Jack was smoking a cigarette by a mint green â57 2 door Carson Hollywood. âSo this is your car?â I asked. Jack crush the cigarette and flicked it away. âYeah.â He said with his deadpan tone. âSo should we get going?â I asked. Jack took a long look at me before he pulled out a flask. âYouâre driving missy,â he said. He got into the passenger seat. I sat down in the driver seat. I look at the dash for a sec, trying to find the stick. âYou know this is a little bit different from what Iâm used to driving. I have a BMC truck.â I said hoping to start some kind of small talk. He stayed silent. âSo whereâs the stick?â I asked. âItâs a shiftless. Right by the steering wheel is how you change gears.â Jack said. âThanks.â I started his car and pull out of the spot, âYou heard of that Rock & Roll music?â I asked. âTerrible, music for the dumb youth,â he stated. âAlright⌠Should I stay quiet?â I asked. âYesâ he answered. I could cut the tension with a knife.
At the scene 10 AM. Â Â A female lion has been dug out of the snow, she was on her back, stripped naked, and there was a head wound on the right side of her skull. âLooks like a simple smack, pump, and dump,â Jack commented. The Coroner taps on my and Jackâs shoulder. âIt may have seemed like that.â He said. I jumped, Jack turns around. âDon, give us the facts.â Don clears his throat, âWell if you look closer you wouldâve saw the marks on her neck, she was strangled to death. And there was no semen so it wasnât some sicko looking for a kick.â Don stated. âGot any evidence of what was used?â Jack asked. âThatâs your job Jackie. Whoâs the kitten next to you?â Don asked. âSheâs my new partner. Captain forced me.â Jack said. âOh, one of those girls getting into the workforce again?â Don asked. âYeah something like that. I will give it a month before she gets kicked and get back to being the Operator.â Jack said.
  Just to spite Jack I decided to look around, see I can find something, and of course, while these two were sharing recipes. I found something behind a trash can. âHey I found a purse!â I shouted. Jack walks over to see. âItâs just trash Scarlett,â Jack said, with that punchable grin. I pulled out the I.D. card. âLetâs see, our Jane Doe is, Elizabeth Jenkins,â I said. âYou got anything else Princesse?â Jack mockingly asked. I search threw her bag more, I found her paycheck from BMC motors, and matches from the Fuel Pumps Bar, which is not too far from the scene, but itâs closed at the moment. âShe works for BMC,â I stated. âThatâs a start,â Jack said. I was going to get up, into I found some driving gloves and a bloody tire iron for a Hunter. âHey I found the weapon!â I shouted. Jack pulled me back to see. âA tire iron, classic,â he stated. âWell we know what the killer drives,â I said. âYeah a Hunter,â Jack said. He put the tire iron down. âWe should go to the BMC plant, then we should talk to the bar,â Jack suggested. I agreed and we head off to the BMC assembly plant.
BMC Assembly Plant, 3 PM.   I and Jack got to the front desk of the factory. The Receptionist was an orange tabby cat with blonde hair âHi I-â I try to say but Jack cut me off. âHey sweet cheeks. Weâre with the MCPD, can you get the foreman, we want to ask him some questions.â Jack demanded. The receptionist buzzes the foreman in. âMr. Grabowski, a Detective, and his Secretary want to see you.â She said. âHey Iâm actually his partner,â I said. âAw, how long have you two been together?â she asked. âWeâre not together.â Jack spat. âOh⌠Sorry about that detective,â she said.
  The foreman, a chubby white bulldog came out. âSorry about the wait, Iâm Grabowski So what do you need?â Mr Grabowski asked. âWeâre with the MCPD and weâre here to ask about an Elizabeth Jenkins,â I asked. âOh, did she kill her ex?â Mr Grabowski asked. âWhat do you mean?â Jack asked. âWell Elizabeth has always ranted on and on about her ex and how he is a pox on humanity. I normally stay quiet on her ranting, given Iâm here to make sure we do our jobs, not listen to her stories.â Mr Grabowski said. âMr. Grabowski Elizabeth was found dead earlier this morning. Do you think her ex may have something to do with it?â I asked. âMaybe but I donât know the guy, heck I donât know if he is even real or Elizabeth is just daydreaming.â Mr Grabowski said. So this could be an ex defending himself from her, but why strip her and leave her in the alleyway? The bar should give another lead. âAnything else Mr Grabowski?â I asked. âNo thatâs it.â Mr Grabowski said. âI strongly doubt that Grabowski, there is something youâre not telling us.â Jack spat.âLike what?â Mr. Grabowski was offended at this, I wanted to speak but Jack cut me off before I could even get a word out. âI have been in the job for years, I have seen everything by now. I know how this goes, Elizabeth heard something she wasnât supposed to, and then you had to off her. Itâs a tale old as time.â Jack said. I signed. âSorry about this Mr. Grabowski, but we will be in touch,â I said while trying to pull Jack away with me. âAnd donât think youâre off the hook Grabowski,â Jack said before with he walks off, I could hear Mr. Grabowski cussing at how Jack acted.
In Jackâs Hollywood. Â Â I sat in the driver seat while Jack got into the passenger. âJ-Jack, Iâm disappointed in you.â I was stuttering. âWho are you my mother?â Jack said with that grin again.âYouâre acting like a c-child!â I spat. âItâs called getting an answer. Sometimes you have to play dirty. And Iâm stretching it by calling that dirty.â Jack said. âBut that didnât get us anything.â I rebutted. âOh go cry me a river!â Jack spat. I try to start the car but Jack took the keys out. âIâm driving,â Jack demanded. I rolled my eyes and got out of the car and switch sides while Jack slides over to the driverâs seat.
Fuel Pumps Bar, 6 PM. Â Â We both head into the bar. Jack pointed to the bartender. âHey!â Jack exclaimed. The bartender, a bloodhound, mid 40s, his name tag said his name was Marty Cosby. âHey buddy what do you want?â Marty asked. âWeâre with the MCPD and we want to ask you some questions about an Elizabeth Jenkins?â I asked. âNever heard of her,â Marty answered. âYeah bullshit, we got evidence that she was here, dated last night and months ago!â Jack exclaimed. Marty steps back from Jack. âWoah. Calm down a bit there sir.â Marty said. âSorry about my partner sir. We have a good cop bad cop kind of thing. Elizabeth was a lion, dark brown hair, about 5 foot 4.â I said. âBut now that you mention, I did remember seeing a woman like that last night,â Marty said. âDid she walk out with someone?â I asked. âI donât think so,â Marty answered. âBullshit! You know something, youâre just hiding it from us!â Jack shouted. âWhy would I be lying?â Marty asked. âWhy would I be lying! Thatâs what they all say!â Jack spat. Marty splash a drink into Jackâs face and start to run to the door. I gave chase and just before he got to the door I latched onto his shirt, my nails stabbed into him. âGet off of me!â he punched me in the eye to knock me off but I stayed on by a hand.
  He dragged me outside to his 1959 Hunter Texas Ranger, he got a gun out of the seat of his car and aimed it at me. But in the lick of time, Jack grabbed Martyâs arm, turn him around, and right hooked him in the face. âInnocent people donât run buddy!â Jack shouted before he gave him a second right hook. Jack cuffed Marty on the hood of Martyâs Hunter. âWhy, what a nice Hunter you know,â Jack said as he pull Marty off of the car. Jack held his hand out for me. âNeed a hand Scarlette?â Jack asked. âNo Iâm fine.â I got up and brush the snow off. âThatâs a nasty mark he gave you.â Jack pointed to my right eye. I checked the mirror of the Ranger to see I have a black eye. âIâm fine. Itâs not the first.â I said. A small tear came out of my good eye. âAlright,â Jack said, with a raised brow. I picked up Martyâs gun, a Hudson M3 Grease Gun. âA little powerful for a bartender donât ya say, Jack?â I asked. âYeah I think there is something more about this character,â Jack said with that smug grin. I search in his car to find a pair of womanâs underwear. âHmmm. Got any excuses, Marty?â I asked. âYeah I did your whore of a mother, now uncuff me asswipe.â Marty spat. âOh Marty you will when youâre rotting in a cell.â Jack teased. I went inside and called the paddywagon over to take Marty away.
At my home, 10 PM   I pulled my truck over into the driveway. I notice a pair of headlights behind my truck. I open the door to see a familiar mint green Hollywood. Jack got out. âHey I just came over to⌠check on you.â Jack looked away when he said this. âJack are you lying?â I asked, for once with a smug grin. Jack got flustered. âNo!â he spat out. âYou like me Jack donât ya?â I asked, trying to be all cool, but on the inside I was also getting flustered. âNo! And Iâm leaving!â Jack got into his car and drove away. âMen,â I giggled. I got into my home and went to bed, putting an end to today.
What is the hardest thing for you to draw?
Hereâs a tip, use cars from the late 1970â˛s to early 1990â˛s. Given theyâre super boxy. Hereâs some examples you can use. Donât worry, most of these pics are from sellers, they donât care if you used their pics.
1979-85 Cadillac Eldorado
1986 Pontiac Grand Prix 2+2
1981-90 Dodge Ram
1985-87 GMC Suburban
1981-86 Pontiac Grand Pirx
1985 Ford LTD LX
1984-86 Dodge Daytona
1979-86 Ford Crown Vic
1981-85 Dodge Aries
1980-85 Olds Custom CruiserÂ
I never been a fan of the, âJapanese destroy Detroitâ mindset for a few reasons. One there is way more than just Japanese Cars, itâs a political mess honestly. That and Japanese Cars havenât been, âTaking over the American Market.â in the 1970â˛s. Not even close.Â
The best selling cars of 1975 were the Olds Cutlass with 324,610 units
Ford Granada with 291,140 units
Chevrolet Chevelle with 276,206 units
Ford Pinto with 271,880 units
And the Chevrolet Monte Carlo with 267,803 units
Rest of the list goesÂ
Chevrolet Nova 256,438 Plymouth Valiant 225,379 Chevrolet Vega 212,876 Ford LTD 201,180 Ford Mustang II 193,273 Chevrolet Impala 189,067 Buick Century 183,666 Dodge Dart 163,639 Cadillac DeVille 161,179 Ford Maverick 140,645 Chrysler Cordoba 140,573 Chevrolet Camaro 138,679 Chevrolet Caprice 115,812 Chevrolet Monza 113,946 Plymouth Fury 103,500 Ford Elite 96,848 AMC Hornet 94,522 Pontiac Grand Prix 94,363 Buick LeSabre 94,206 Buick Electra 225 92,427 Mercury Monarch 90,429 Pontiac Le Mans 90,418 AMC Pacer 88,641 Pontiac Firebird 77,607 Oldsmobile 98 76,616
I never been a fan of the, âJapanese destroy Detroitâ mindset for a few reasons. One there is way more than just Japanese Cars, itâs a political mess honestly. That and Japanese Cars havenât been, âTaking over the American Market.â in the 1970â˛s. Not even close.Â
The best selling cars of 1975 were the Olds Cutlass with 324,610 units
Ford Granada with 291,140 units
Chevrolet Chevelle with 276,206 units
Ford Pinto with 271,880 units
And the Chevrolet Monte Carlo with 267,803 units
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Hey itâs also my birthday. *Finger Guns*
Itâs Ivy!
Yep, another Lackadaisy fanart. I just love the comic so much and all the characters and the art. And Iâm glad itâs getting a kickstarter film! (Try getting involved with the kickstarter, only four days left.)
Ivy belongs to @lackadaisycats
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Paradise City Stories: The Other-Side
[INT. a Rundown House in Motor City. Noon]
Danny and Virginia open the door to the old dirty home.
Danny
(Disgusted)
âSo this is where you grew up?â
Virginia
Starting to tear up.
âYeahâŚâ
Danny
(Comforting)
âOh babe, I didnât mean to come off rude. Itâs just⌠you know a lot to take in for the first time. You know I grew up a better life, and I wish I couldâve brought you there. But-â
Virginia
âItâs not that. Itâs... You wouldnât know.â
Danny
Danny put his arm around Virginia and sat her down on the old couch.
âVâ please tell me.â
Virginia
âItâs... This is the last place I saw my dad before the police took him away. When I was 10 the police took him away from me and Ace, for a crime he never committed. They said he was wanted for manslaughter. When he would never do something like that. He was a caring man, he was sweet. But they were dirty cops, and when a reporter is doing a piece about how dirty the police is theyâre going to frame an innocent man.â
She starts to break down.
The Door opens.
A male voice.
âSweet Pie?â
Virginia
Looking up to see her father, a tall fox with a brown parted to the right haircut, he was wearing a brown blazer, tan pants, and a tan shirt.
âDad?!â
She ran up to her father and hugged him tightly.
âHow did you get out of jail dad?â
Virginiaâs Dad
âThey found out that I was framed, and the murder was from the commissioner.â
Virginia
âPlease donât ever leave us again dad.â
Virginiaâs Dad
âI wonât Sweet Pie. I wonât.â
Danny [O.S.]
(Shouting)
âACE GET OUT!â
[INT. Apartment 3c. 3 AM]
Virginia
(Wakes up)
âDanny whatâs going on.â
Danny
(Angry)
âYour brother is being a fucking creep!â
Virginia
She removes her sleep mask to see Daryl and Ace.
(Sighs)
âGo back to sleep Danny, he does that every night.â
She put the sleep mask back on and lay back down.
Danny
âI canât, Daryl wants me for some reason!â
Virginia
Get back up.
âDaryl what do you want?â
Daryl
âYeah I need Danny night now.â
Virginia
âOkay sounds good, take him.â
Lay back down.
Daryl
âAnd I need one of your beers.â
Virginia
âYeah yeah, take one. Just let me go back to sleep.â
Danny got out of bed and went into the bathroom, while Daryl went into the fringe.
Ace went over to Virginia
Ace
âYou had the same dream.â
Virginia
âYeahâŚâ
Ace
âJust close your eyes for now.â
Virginia
âI wish I could close my eyes forever.â
Ace
âHe will get out someday Virginia. Someday.â
Virginia drifted back to sleep.
[INT. Apartment 3c 9 AM]
A loud thud followed by Katrina screaming woke Virginia up.
Virginia
âAce let her go.â
Ace let Katrina go.
Katrina
âJez why are you so rough with me, and not Darry?â
Virginia
She takes her sleep mask off.
âHe doesnât trust you yet.â
Katrina
âWhat does that mean?â
Virginia
âIt means he thinks youâre going to harm me.â
Katrina
âWhat?â
Virginia
âHe thinks youâre going to hurt me.â
Katrina
âWhy would I do that?â
Ace
âYou ask too many questions.â
Katrina
âWell sorry I just wanted to take my gal pal out to the town.â
Virginia
âKatrina, I donât feel like shopping.â
Katrina
âOh come on Vâ there is nothing like getting new stuff to make yourself feel better. Plus they just released some films from the Tinsy Vault, and Iâm not leaving without them.â
Virginia
(Sighs)
âOkay let me get dressed.â
[EXT Apartment 3c. 12 PM]
Katrina
âVirginia hurry up!â
Virginia
Gets out of her room.
âSorry, but this hair isnât something you can do in 5 minutes.â
Katrina
âIt took you 3 hours, oh god theyâre all probably sold out!â
Virginia
âKatrina, itâs fine, they'll probably have more.â
Katrina
(Whining)
âNo they won't!â
Ace
âWhy do you care? Theyâre going to release it in theaters within a year or two.â
Katrina
âWell I want to watch it anytime. Maybe I want to watch it at 3 in the morning in my underwear.â
Virginia [O.S.]
âI did not need that image in my head.â
Gets out of her room in her usual Red Leather Jacket.
Damon
Comes out of the next-door room.
âHey guys, where are you going?â
Katrina
âThe Mall.â
Virginia
âYeah, what she said.â
Damon
âOh⌠You do know itâs my birthday.â
Katrina
âOh my god we forgot! Virginia we have to bring him please!â
Virginia
âOkay Damon you can come.â
Katrina
âYay!â
Damon
âJesus Katrina calm down.â
Katrina
(Deep Demontic Voice) âI wonât be calm, give me some Tinsy Movies!â
[EXT. Paradise Parkview Mall Parking Lot. 1 PM]
Virginia parks her car into a spot.
The 4 got out of the car.
Virginia
âOkay Ace me, Katrina, and Damon are going to be in the mall, you going to get some Whiskey for us. Hereâs a 20.â
Virginia gave Ace a 20 dollar bill.
Ace walks across the street to the Mexico Gas Station.
Katrina
âCalm on and go already guys!â
[INT. Mexico Gas Station.]
The store had 4 people in it, a cashier, a little old lady getting the paper and a scratch-off ticket, a Teenager trying to pull a slick one with the fake I.D. and some sorry sorrow of a man in the Liquor section.
Ace walked into the store and went into the Liquor section.
Two guys in Sky Mask come in. One had a piston and a leather vest with the Painkiller badges on it, while the other had a Rifle and a Denim with the Confederate Flag on itâs back.
Painkiller Robber
Fire a round into the ceiling
âGet the fuck down!â
Everyone got down.
Everyone but Ace.
Dixie Robber
Poke the rifle at Aceâs back.
âHey Fucko, are you deaf he said, âGet downâ, now do it or I will shoot.â
Ace
Turns around with a Whiskey Bottle in hand.
âYou know shooting me in the stomach increases my chances of survival right? Let me help you out.â
Pulls the Rifle and aims it at his own Chest.
âHow about a hole in the chest?â
Dixie Robber
âWhat the fuck?â
Ace
âNo wait, the Brain Stem.â
Aims the Rifle into his mouth
Painkiller Robber
âShoot him!â
Ace
Took the Rifle out of his mouth.
âWhat, not your style?â
Dixie Robber
âYouâre crazy.â
The Painkiller Robber comes over by Ace to help Finish the job after getting all of the cash out of the resistor.
Ace
âYou know for a man who acts all big and mighty you sure donât act it. Now fucking shoot me already!â
Painkiller Robber
âShoot him!â
Dixie Robber
âI-I trying to-â
Ace smashes the bottle over the Dixie Robberâs head.
The Painkiller Robber stumbles back.
Ace takes the Rifle out of his hands and breaks his nose with the butt of it.
Ace
âYou shouldâve taken the shot.â
The Painkiller Robber slowly walks away.
Ace points the Rifle at him.
âNow where do you think youâre going?â
Painkiller Robber
âWoah, watch where youâre pointing that thing. Iâm just getting money for my family.â
Ace
âYour family? Going off by your jacket, your family is a bunch of inbred fucks who terrorize innocent people for sick kicks.â
Painkiller Robber
âHey stop or Iâll-â
Ace
âOr youâll what. Dance? Are you going to dance for me, well then do it.â
The two stood in silence for a sec.
âI said Dance!â
Ace fires into the Robberâs right leg.
Painkiller Robber
âYou fucking half breed!â
Ace
(Sarcasm) âOh no, youâre insulting my species.â
Steps on his arm.
The Robber pulls out a knife and tries to stab Aceâs leg.
Ace whacked the Knife out of his hand with the barrel of the Rifle
âBuddy, you donât bring a knife to a gunfight. Speaking of which, where is your little pea shooter? Did you only have one bullet? You didnât have enough to get more because youâre wasting your life on drugs?â
Painkiller Robber
âYour sister is a whore.â
Ace lost it at this.
Ace put the Rifle down. He then proceeds to stomp on the Painkiller Robberâs wrist, breaking his wrist with a loud crack.
Ace then grabs his other arm and breaks it over his knee.
The Painkiller Robber was screaming in pain.
Ace put the Painkiller Robber down, grabbed the money from the Painkiller Robberâs bag, and a new bottle of Whiskey and went over to the Cashier.
Ace
Puts the money, the bottle of whiskey on the counter.
He then took his wallet out and pulled out 20 bucks.
âThis should pay for the bottle I broke.â
Cashier
âAre they okay?â
Ace
âYeah, heâs just knocked out, and heâs going to be in shock, in 3. 2. 1.â
The Painkiller Robber stops screaming.
Cashier
âIs that all?â
Ace
Looks around and picks up a small bag of Beef Jerky.
âAnd this too.â
The Cashier rings up the jerky.
âOkay your total is $11.66.
Ace
âKeep the change.â
Ace went back to the car.
[INT. Tinsy Store]
Katrina was searching for a VHS of any Tinsy movie.
Virginia
âCome on Katrina we donât have all day.â
Katrina
âWhere are they? Where are they?!â
Katrina grabbed a Teenage Employee by the collar
âWhere are they?!â
Employee
âLady look we sold out earlier.â
Katrina
âYou got to have more!â
Employee
âYeah in the back, but-â
Katrina
(Deep Demontic Voice) âGive me them!â
The manager comes out.
Manager
âGet out.â
Virginia
(Sighs)
[EXT. Tinsy Store]
The two walked out of the store, Virginia looking really disappointed, and Katrina was bummed out.
Virginia
âI canât believe youâre acting like a spoiled child Katrina.â
Katrina
âItâs the Tinsy Vault, who knows when it will come out again Red.â
Virginia
âProbably not too long, I mean they will just be released in theaters within a year or two.â
Katrina
âBut you have to go to the theater, and I donât want to do that!â
Across from them is Rats in red Lesure Suits Weekend at Bernieâs it with Damon.
Virginia
âWhat the hell? Katrina youâre seeing this?â
Katrina
âI canât believe those bastards didnât have enough.â
Virginia
(Shouting)
âKatrina!â
Slaps Katrina.
Katrina
âWhat?!â
Virginia
âThose guys are taking Damon!â
Katrina
âWhy didnât you say anything! Go get them! I got to stay here. For reasons.â
Virginia
She wanted to say something, but there is a way more important thing to worry about.
Virginia ran up to the rats.
âHey what are you doing sir?â
One of the rats punched Virginia in the face, giving her a black eye.
Virginia
(In pain)
âAh what the hell?!â
The rats ran off into the crowd.
Katrina was thrown out of the shop, right in front of Virginia.
Katrina
âYou just lost a valued customer!â
Virginia sighs.
[EXT. Apartment 3c. 6:30 PM]
The 3 enter the room to see Danny on the bed, and Daryl trying to comfort him.
Virginia sat down on the bed next to Danny.
Virginia
âHey babe, how was your day?â
Danny
âI saw people die.â
Virginia
âYeah⌠We lost Damon.â
Daryl
âHold up what?!â
Ace
âThey were there.â
Daryl
âWho was there?â
Ace
âThe Romano Mob. They were there.â
Daryl
âWho?â
Virginia
âThe Romano Mob ran Motor City back in the game, looks like they went south for the drug game.â
Daryl
âI thought the Mob would stay away from drugs.â
Ace
âThey normally donât. Now my question is. Why did they take Damon?â
Andrew parked outside and ran up the stairs into the room.
Andrew
âWhat the fuck did you morons do?!â
Everything aside for Danny and Virginia went fuzzy
Danny
âWhat the fuck did we get ourselves into Vâ?â
Virginia
âI donât know. I donât know.â
Danny
âYou think there is a way out?â
Virginia
âI donât know.â
Everything went back to normal.
The door slowly opens.
Lilith
âMay we come in-â
Ace pulled Lilith in.
Dodge came from behind her and grabbed Aceâs wrist.
Dodge
âAce stop itâs me and Lilith!â
Ace let go of Lilith.
Daryl
âWhat do you want, Golden Boy?â
Dodge
âDaryl. Itâs Dodge you know that, and we just wanted to give Damonâs his cake. Whereâs Damon?â
Ace
âHe was kidnapped.â
Lilith
âWhat?!â
Ace
âThe Romano Mob took him.â
Lilith
Started to break down.
âWhy?â
Ace
âWe donât know.â
Andrew
âDodge, May I call you Dodgy. Dodgy your brother is messing with the Dixie Mob-â
Dodge
(Shouting)
âI donât care about Daryl. He was trying to kill himself for years now.â
Daryl
(Sarcastic)
âThank you my lovely brother.â
Dodge
Grabs Andrew by his shirt.
âWhere is Damon.â
Andrew
âHe is with the Romano Mob, Ace already told you that.â
Dodge
âI know you have something to do with his kidnapping.â
Andrew
âI have nothing to do with his disappearance.â
Dodge let Andrew go.
Dodge
âAlright I will let you go, but if I find out you had something to go with his kidnapping, I will end you.â
Daryl
âOkay, now can I show you our new toy!â
Andrew
âWhat are you talking about?â
Daryl
Open the door.
âOh I will show you.â
[EXT. Parking Lot]
The gang was standing back while Daryl was setting the Shine up.
Daryl put a Jar down on the trunk of a 1976 Roosevelt Queen.
Daryl
(Shouting)
âNow duck!â
Daryl jumps away.
The âShine explodes, shattering the windows to the car.
Everyone stumbles back.
The Carâs Alarm is going off in the background.
Daryl
(Shouting)
âHoly hell in a handbasket, that did something!â
Dodge
Got up.
(Shouting)
âWhat did you get into!â
Daryl
âSome really explosive moonshine.â
Virginia
âJesus Christ.â
Off-Screen Guy
(Shouting)
âMy car!â
Virginia
âWe should go before the cops come.
Daryl
âYeah.â
The gang runs back to the room.
Andrew ran back to put a card under the windshield wider and then ran back to the room.
And then fade away to Credits.
Paradise City Stories: Ride with the Devil
[INT. Apartment 3c - 3 AM]
Danny and Virginia were sleeping in their bed, the glow from the TV dimmed the room.
Daryl rises up from the side of the bed.
Daryl
(Whispering)
âHey, Hey Danny. Wait up.â
Danny
(Dazed)
âWhat?â
Daryl
âI need your help.â
Danny
âFuck you.â
Danny tries to go back to sleep.
Daryl
âCome on man I need you.â
Danny
âGo ask Ace.â
Daryl
âOkay fine.â
Walks off.
Daryl [O.S.]
âHey Ace-â
Danny
Jumps up
(Shouting)
âACE GET OUT!â
Danny turns the lights on to show Daryl and Ace standing by the window.
Virginia
(Wakes up)
âDanny whatâs going on.â
Danny
(Angry)
âYour brother is being a fucking creep!â
Virginia
Removes her sleep mask to see Daryl and Ace.
(Sighs)
âGo back to sleep Danny, he does that every night.â
She put the sleep mask back on and lay back down.
Danny
âI canât, Daryl wants me for some reason!â
Virginia
Get back up.
âDaryl what do you want?â
Daryl
âYeah I need Danny night now.â
Virginia
âOkay sounds good, take him.â
Lay back down.
Daryl
âAnd I need one of your beers.â
Virginia
âYeah yeah, take one. Just let me go back to sleep.â
[EXT. Apartment Parking Lot - 3:30 AM]
Danny was leaning on a clapped out lifted blue 1980 Burn Lancehead 2500 4X4. Danny was on the edge of falling asleep.
Daryl comes out of Apartment 3c with a 6 pack of Beer.
Daryl
âHey Danny! You want one for the road!â
Cracks open a cold one.
Danny
Wakes up.
âDude you shouldnât be drinking.â
Daryl
âWhat Iâm not drinking.â
Slowly put half empty can back into the pack.
Danny
âIâm driving.â
Daryl
âLike hell you are.â
Puts the 6 pack in Dannyâs hands, the open one pours all over his shoes.
âI may be drunk, but youâre way worse than me.â
Danny
(Deep Sigh)
âIâm going to kick yourass.â
Daryl
(Chuckles)
âHa yeah in your wet dreams. Now get into the truck.â
[EXT. Burn Lancehead 2500]
Stranglehold by Ted Nugent plays
The straight piped 7.6 L V8 grumbles as Daryl starts the truck.
Daryl [O.S.]
(Excited)
âYeah!â
The V8 roars as Daryl pulls out of the parking lot, kicking up dirt as he leaves. The truck fishtails and smashes a parking meter, scattering coins all across the street as the truck peels off.
Daryl [O.S.]
âHell yeah!â
Danny [O.S.]
(Sighs)
[EXT. A montage of driving in the dark streets of Paradise, no one was around aside for druggies looking for a hit, and cops looking for druggies to hit - 4 AM]
[EXT. The boys finally cross the line from Paradise County to Stillwater Country - 8 AM]
Stranglehold stops as Daryl taps on Danny to wake him up.
Daryl
âHey Danny wake up.â
Danny
(Trying to stay asleep)
âNot now babe.â
Daryl
(Chuckles at his friend)
âAlright playing it that way.â
(Mimicking Virginia)
âDanny Iâm horny, take your pants off.â
Danny
(Open his eyes.)
âWhat?!â
Daryl
(Laughing)
âYou shouldâve seen the look on your face.â
Danny
(Angry)
âYou know, youâre a real wanker.â
Daryl
âYeah yeah yeah. You want some breakfast? There is a place down the road I know.â
Danny
âYeah sure, I will take some eggs.â
[EXT. The Greasy Snake. 8:30 AM]
This place was crowded by the Painkiller MC and Dixie Mobsters.
Daryl pulls over right next to the pumps.
[INT. Burn Lancehead 2500]
Danny
âDude, I donât think these guys take kindly to us.â
A bunch of Bikers and Rednecks gave them looks.
Daryl
âNah, that's just the good oleâ southern hospitality.â
Daryl gets out of the truck and heads inside of the restaurant.
[EXT. The Greasy Snake]
Daryl walks in, and then gets kicked out, followed by a, âFuck off pinko!â
Daryl
Gets up
âHey how do you want them?!â
Danny [O.S.]
âFried. Are you okay?â
Daryl
âYeah. Be right backâ
Head back in only to get thrown out again.
âWant hash too?!â
Danny
âNo.â
Daryl
âOkay, be right back.â
Walks in again.
After some commotion a biker was thrown out of a window.
Daryl pokes his head out from the broken window.
âWant some bacon?!â
Daryl gets pulled back out of view.
A Redneck gets thrown out of the door, breaking one of the doors down.
Daryl walks out of the door.
âSo yeah about the bacon?!â
A second biker pulls Daryl back in.
That same biker gets thrown out of another window.
âBacon?!â
Danny
âNo thanks.â
Daryl
âOkay.â
Gets pulled in by two guys.
5 minutes later.
Daryl gets thrown out by 2 rednecks and 2 bikers.
Biker (O.S.)
âAnd stay out!â
Daryl
Get back up, brush the dust and wipe blood off.
âWhereâs my food?!â
A paper bag was thrown out of the Greasy Snake and landed right next to Daryl.
âThank you!â
Picks the bag up.
âAlright letâs get going.â
[EXT. The Village of Limdal. 11:00 AM]
The Lancehead speeds into town with If You Want To Get Into Heaven by Ozark Mountain Daredevils blaring on the truckâs speakers.
Daryl nearly hits a brown station wagon on his way in.
[INT. Burn Lancehead 2500]
Danny
(Scared)
âJesus Christ, Youâre going to kill someone!â
Daryl
âNah Iâm too good of a driver to do that!â
[EXT. Behind a Billboard with a Police Car]
The Lancehead zooms past a White Police Car.
The Police Car turns on the lights and begins the pursuit with Daryl and Danny.
[INT. Burn Lancehead 2500]
Danny
(Angry)
âWhat did I say!â
Daryl
âYou said I was going to kill someone.â
[EXT. Burn Lancehead 2500]
Daryl makes a hard left turn, running down a stop sign.
The Police Car Jumped the Curb and fishtails a fire hydrant.
[INT. Burn Lanchead 2500]
Daryl
Daryl was looking at the cop car and not the road.
âJesus, he canât drive to save his life.â
Danny
(Scarred)
âDaryl!â
[EXT. Burn Lancehead 2500]
Turns out Daryl was going the wrong way and was heading straight to an oncoming car.
Daryl got out of the way of the oncoming car and nearly hit a pole.
The Music stops as the Police Car crashes into the oncoming car.
[INT. Burn Lancehead 2500]
Daryl
Stop the truck and look back at the wreck.
âJesus, he fucked up.â
Danny
âWe got to go. Now!â
Daryl
âWay ahead of ya buddy.â
Throws the truck into reverse and drives into the forest.
[EXT. Forest]
Daryl and Danny got out of the truck.
Daryl took a 6 pack of bottles.
Danny
âJesus Christ youâre still drinking!â
Daryl
âWhat no. Danny I only drink canned beer when driving, bottles I keep for a reason. These bad boys arenât for the game. Theyâre for business.â
Danny
âDaryl, you know Liquor Stores are a thing. At least in this bloody state.â
Daryl
âOh you will see. Also grab those napkins.â
Gator by Jerry Reed plays as the boys walk down to the river.
The boys walk thru muck and slime heading to the back of that swamp where the sun doesn't shine.
The Boys passed by old cars that the swamp is eating, bones from the Swampâs Victims, and rusty old jars.
Danny
âWoah, Daryl weâre walking in a graveyard.â
Daryl
âYou see those jars.â
Points to some old jars.
Danny
âI see this being our resting place.â
Daryl
âShine is nearby.â
[EXT. On a hill overlooking the Dixie Mobâs Moonshine Operation. 2:00 PM]
Music stops
Danny
âHow did you find this?â
Daryl
âSome pals, know people. Now come on, letâs show these fellaâs good oleâ southern hospitality!â
Daryl opened one of the bottles, it reeked of gasoline. He shoved a napkin down it and lit it.
âHold this. I need to put their trucks in drive before we can touch the place.â
Gave Danny the bottle and went over to a faded blue 1967 Burn B-600 with a Stake Bed.
Danny
âWoah Daryl, this is dangerous.â
Daryl
Tries to open the door, but itâs locked. So he grabbed a nearby rock and smashed the window with it.
âWhat? Budâ this isnât dangerous, itâs business.â
The Truck starts to roll.
Daryl
âQuick throw that bad boy!â
Jumps out of the truck.
Danny
Throws the Molotov into the truckâs bed.
The Truck went up in flames and rolled down the hill.
[INT. Farmhouse.]
Three guards were watching TV. One was in a recliner, and the other two were on the couch.
Guard in the recliner
âThose stupid Cubans coming over here. They should stay in Mexico.â
The Flaming Truck crashes thru the wall running down the guard in the recliner.
One of the couch Guards
âWhat the hell?!â
[Back on the hill.]
Daryl
âShit we missed.â
The Truck Explodes.
Daryl opened up another bottle and shoved the napkin down it.
âDanny put that truck in drive for me.â
He pointed to a Green Cabover 1965 BMC 6000 flatbed that is loaded with barrels.
Danny
âWe just killed those guys.â
Daryl
Went to put the truck into drive
âDonât worry they probably were wife beaters or Klansmen or both. Nobody will miss these bastards.â
Hoped back out of the truck and threw the Molotov.
[EXT. Farmhouse.]
The Truck rolled down into some parked cars next to the barn. And then the truck exploded. This explosion was louder than the first one, it also caught the barn on fire too.
A white 1960 Cabover Mutt 6x4 Comes out of the barn with a flatbed trailer loaded with shine barrels.
Daryl
âTheyâre taking off with the weekly payload!â
Danny
âI-I want to go home.â
Daryl
âNot yet buddy I got an idea.â
Daryl hopped into a Light Blue 1963 Bullet Charge 200 with barrels in the bed.
âCome in!â
Danny
Got into the truck.
Daryl
Hot wired the truck and floors it down hill.
The pickup speeds to the 18 wheeler. The pickup smashes into the side of the Big Rig, punching a hole in the fuel tank.
[INT. Bullet Charge 200]
Daryl
âI got another idea! Take the wheel real quick.â
Daryl let go of the wheel and made another Molotov.
Danny took a hold of the wheel. Daryl put the Molotov in the Rigâs tank. He then slammed on the brakes.
[EXT. Mutt 6x4]
The Big Rig just barely made it onto the road before it explodes.
[INT. Bullet Charge]
Daryl
âJesus what is in that shit?â
In the background the barn explodes, sending a blast wave the boys could feel.
âI probably shouldâve kept some of that. Couldâve made some great bombs.â
Danny
Curled up into a ball.
Daryl
âDanny. Whatâs getting you all gloomy?â
Danny
âWe just killed Daryl. We killed people!â
Daryl
âDanny donât worry. Theyâre trash, no one will miss them. I thought I already told you that.â
Put the truck in reverse.
âLook, I when we get back home I will take you out for a drink and we can talk about this.â
[EXT. Apartment 3c. 6:30 PM]
Daryl and Danny finally got back into the room.
Danny
Flops down on the bed.
âI donât know what weâre going to do Daryl.â
Daryl
âDanny, it's fine. They donât even know where we live.â
Virginia, Ace, and Katrina enter the room. Virginia with a black eye and Katrina look bummed and tired, while Ace is still in his usual state.
Virginia sat down on the bed next to Danny.
Virginia
âHey babe, how was your day?â
Danny
âI saw people die.â
Virginia
âYeah⌠We lost Damon.â
Daryl
âHold up what?!â
Ace
âThey were there.â
Daryl
âWho was there?â
Ace
âThe Romano Mob. They were there.â
Daryl
âWho?â
Virginia
âThe Romano Mob ran Motor City back in the game, looks like they went south for the drug game.â
Daryl
âI thought the Mob would stay away from drugs.â
Ace
âThey normally donât. Now my question is. Why did they take Damon?â
Andrew parked outside and ran up the stairs into the room.
Andrew
âWhat the fuck did you morons do?!â
Katrina
âWe just went shopping!â
Andrew
âNot you!â
Points at Daryl.
âYou!â
Daryl
âHey we just eliminated some competition.â
Andrew
âYouâre starting a gang war!â
Daryl
âA war with a bunch of no names. Plus I found a new weapon-â
A Knock cut Daryl off.
The gang all stared at the door.
The door slowly opens.
A female voice.
âMay we come in-â Ace pulled a Gray Dog with black wavy hair, and a black and pink dress.
A Blonde Wolf with blonde long hair and a blue button up came from behind her and grabbed Aceâs wrist.
The Blonde Wolf
âAce stop itâs me and Lilith!â
Ace let go of Lilith.
Daryl
âWhat do you want, Golden Boy?â
Dodge
âDaryl. Itâs Dodge you know that, and we just wanted to give Damonâs his cake. Whereâs Damon?â
Ace
âHe was kidnapped.â
Lilith
âWhat?!â
Ace
âThe Romano Mob took him.â
Lilith
Starts to break down.
âWhy?â
Ace
âWe donât know.â
Andrew
âDodge, May I call you Dodgy. Dodgy your brother is messing with the Dixie Mob-â
Dodge
(Shouting)
âI donât care about Daryl. He was trying to kill himself for years now.â
Daryl
(Sarcastic)
âThank you my lovely brother.â
Dodge
Grabs Andrew by his shirt.
âWhere is Damon.â
Andrew
âHe is with the Romano Mob, Ace already told you that.â
Dodge
âI know you have something to do with his kidnapping.â
Andrew
âI have nothing to do with his disappearance.â
Dodge let Andrew go.
Dodge
âAlright I will let you go, but if I find out you had something to go with his kidnapping, I will end you.â
And then fade away to the credits.
Paradise City Stories: Sunday Drive
[EXT. Apartment 3c - 6:59 AM]
The sun has just come up, Birds are chirping, and the wave crashes can be heard.
Virginia [V.O.]
âAh my life in Paradise City, what a shitshow that was.â
[INT. Apartment 3c]
Danny and Virginia were asleep.
The Radio Alarm Clock turned to 7 AM and Morning Train by Sheena Easton played.
Virginia turn the alarm off but the song still plays as she walks to the bathroom
[EXT. Shower]
Virginia
(Singing)
âMy baby takes the morning train
He works from 9 to 5 and thenâ
Virginia [V.O.]
âThis is me, of course younger, and some may say Hotter, but personally I think Iâm like a Fine Wine. With me is my Boyfriend Danny, heâs a little Argumentative, and sure we get into fights. But we will work it out before things get really bad.â
Virginia
(Singing)
âMy baby takes the morning train
He works from 9 to 5 and then
He takes another home again
To find me waiting for himâ
Andrew [O.S.]
Kicks door open.
(Shouting)
âDanny you idiot!â
Music Stops.
Virginia
Got out of the shower.
Danny [O.S.]
(Dazed)
âAndrew whatâs going-â
A Wack cut Danny off, followed by shouting from Danny
Virginia
Quickly grab a towel and ran out of the bathroom.
[INT. Studio Apartment]
Andrew had Danny in a corner.
Virginia
Grabs the gun from the Dresser and aim at Andrew
(Angry)
âAndrew, get off of him!â
Andrew
(Goes from Angry to Smooth)
Backs off from Danny and put the baseball bat down.
âVirginia, why I didnât expect you to be here.â
Virginia [V.O.]
âGod I fucking hate Andrew. Andrew has a crush on me, sure itâs cute sometimes, but when shit like this happens itâs always annoying, watching him trying to be so smooth with me. But what he doesnât realize is he isnât the first guy to act like this to me.â
Virginia
âQuit the act Andrew I heard what you were doing to my Danny.â
Andrew
âI would never, I was just having a chat with Danny.â
Sits down on the bed
Danny
(In Pain)
âNo he wasnât.â
Virginia
âYeah Danny I can see that from the bat and the blood on his jacket.â
Andrew
Looks down at the blood on his brown blazer.
âOh come on! This was my favorite Blazer!â
Takes his Blazer and Shirt off.
Virginia
âJesus Christ, put your shirt back on!â
Andrew
âWhy? I thought you wouldnât mind the show.â
Shows off his skinny body.
Virginia
(Chuckles)
âThatâs cute, get some muscle and then you might have a chance.â
Andrew
âVery funny Vâ.â
Danny
Got up.
âFirst all thatâs my Nickname for her and second it wasnât my fault.â
Virginia
(Confused)
âWait whatâs going on?â
Andrew
âOkay, so your âso good Boyfriendâ went to a Dixie Mob owned Strip Club last night.â
Danny
âDaryl took me there.â
Andrew
âWhatever. And he got handsy-â
Danny
âDaryl got into a fight with some Yuppies, I beat the living shit out of the Guards there and we stole that Rattler parked next to your car.â
Andrew
(Annoyed)
âAre you done? Because the mature adults are trying to speak here Danny!â
Danny (Annoyed)
âMaybe if you didnât beat me with that bat I would let you finish!â
Virginia [V.O.]
(Annoyed)
âThis was the bullshit I had to deal on a near daily basis. Andrew trying and failing to be smooth and Danny fighting over stupid bullshit.â
Virginia
(Shouting)
âBoys!â
Danny and Andrew stop fighting.
Virginia
(Calm)
âDo we have any ideas on how to fix this?â
The Boys went silent for a second.
Andrew
âI guess weâre going to need to fight or flight.â
Danny
âIâm not running. You canât run away in this business.â
Andrew
âYeah but these guys are insane I mean theyâre the Dixie Mob.â
Virginia [V.O.]
âOkay History Time. Paradise City was run by 7 major gangs.â
[EXT. Trailer Park - Night]
Merle kicks opens the door to a Trailer.
Virginia [V.O.]
âAt the bottom of the Totem Pole is the Dixie Mob. They terrorize the countryside for over 50 years now. Merle Doucet runs this gang, drunkenly.â
Gunshots light the dark trailer.
[INT. Alley - Night]
Dale walks up to a man in the shadows.
Virginia [V.O.]
âNext is Dale Scumty, now this guy is fucking nuts, he had a ichy trigger finger and a taste for blood.â
Dale shot the guy in his neck, the blood spray all over Daleâs face.
[EXT. Trailer - Noon]
Phil was sitting in a lard chair, drinking beer.
Virginia [V.O.]
âAnd finally there is Phil. He doesn't do much. These assholes mainly deal with narcotics, arms trafficking, and âshine even though it's a dying industry.â
[INT. Studio Apartment]
Virginia
âHell hereâs an idea, instead of crying and being a little bitch, we should kick their ass and take their business for ourselves. Theyâre the Dixie Mob, theyâre the least Respect Gang in this city. It shouldnât be hard.â
Andrew
âSorry sweetie but that is a terrible idea.â
Danny
âFirst donât ever call her sweetie again. And I second that idea.â
Andrew
(Shouting)
âItâs a terrible idea!â
Danny
âBetter than your idea of running away.â
Virginia
âSo yeah we all agree to kick some ass?â
Andrew
âUm⌠No.â
Virginia
(Shouting)
âYour vote doesnât matter Andrew.â
Puts the gun down.
âOkay now get out and talk to Daryl about the plan. I got to get dressed and do my hair.â
[EXT Apartment Parking Lot. 10 AM]
Broken Wings by Mr Mister playing.
Daryl was leaning on the wall Smoking a Cigarette, Katrina was tapping her foot, Danny was leaning on the rail, and Andrew now with his shirt and blazer back on was preparing what he was going to say to Virginia.
Virginia (V.O.)
âMight as well tell you about my relationship with these guys. You already know me and Danny are dating. Andrew is a fucking creep, always trying to get in my pants, but heâs our Boss and he have his ways of keeping us out of jail. Katrina is my best friend, sure she only cares about shopping, I personally think there are some daddy issues she has that might factor in to her habits, but I donât know the full story. But she's cool. And finally there is Daryl, heâs my best boy friend, you know, a friend that so happens to be a dude but youâre not dating. Yeah anyways me and Daryl love to hang out with each other, go out for drinks, hit up the town, and go to the shooting range. Stuff me and Danny canât do for X reasons.â
Andrew
âLook Virginia I know I fucked up⌠Nah too cheesy.â
Danny
(Annoyed)
âMate, can you like not want to fuck my girlfriend.â
Andrew
âOh Danny, youâre so young and immature, sooner or later she will come to me.â
Daryl
âAnd sooner or later Danny will blast your dick off with a 9 mm.â
Flicks Cigarette butt at Andrew.
Andrew
âVery funny Daryl. At least I have Class.â
Daryl
âYou can shove your class up your own ass, Andrew.â
Katrina
(Smooth)
âCan you two like shut up.â
Andrew
âI wouldnât be talking in I was you, you have spent 2 grand on clothes alone.â
Katrina
âSo?"
Andrew
âYouâre a trail Katrina.â
Daryl
âAnd youâre Wimp Andrew.â
Andrew
(Pissed)
âOh and youâre Mr Big Shot, without me you wouldâve been dead within a week Daryl. And donât think youâre in the clear Danny, knowing you, you will get into trouble with the Feds within a Month.â
Danny
(Angry)
âFuck you Andrew. I had to kill a man, you know what it is like to do that!â
Andrew
(Mocking)
âOh Boo Hoo you had to kill someone, get used to it, in this business youâre going to be doing that a lot.â
Virginia
Finally comes out with her hair done and in her red leather jacket.
âAndrew shut up!â
The gang turns their heads to Virginia.
âOkay now get into my car, theyâre probably looking for Dannyâs Rattler, and a brand new Thunder V8 isnât really normal for a trailer park.â
Daryl
âWe could take my truck.â
Virginia
âDaryl you can barely fit 4 people in that thing.â
Daryl
âTrue.â
Virginia
âOkay now letâs Scope out these bastardâs territory.â
Daryl, Katrina and Andrew got into the rear of Virginiaâs 1975 Spirit Heart 450, Danny got into the passenger seat, and Virginia is driving.
The music stopped as the Heart pulled out of the parking lot and went to the Highway.
[EXT. Underpass Rd - 1 PM]
The Heart drives down the empty Strip, passing by old buildings that are falling apart, and abandoned cars.
Virginia (V.O.)
âUnderpass is a strip along the Paradise Reservoir, full of Strip Clubs, Bars, Shady Used Car Dealership, Drug Deans, Brothels, and abandoned factories. Across the Reservoir is Gatorvile, a Ghost Town that has been overtaken by Mother Nature after a Hurricane 20 years ago. It's now just a Place Teens go to get keep trills, and Drug Deals go on, that if youâre lucky enough to not get eaten by an alligator.â
[INT. Dashview of the gang]
Virginia
âHere we are, now keep your eyes open for guys with Confederate Flags on their jackets standing in front of stores, those are places they own.â
Katrina
âLike can these guys get some better fashion, jez, itâs all denim, like get some better clothes.â
Andrew
âJesus Christ youâre dumb, Katrina theyâre white trash!â
Katrina
âSo they could still dress up.â
Andrew
âThey canât afford it! Plus look are you boyfriend!â
Katrina
âDonât you bring him into this.â
Danny
(Shouting)
âEnough!â
The Two went silent
[INT. Rear Passenger seat of the Heart, pointing to The Ratâs Nest Strip Club.]
Daryl
âHey Danny check it out itâs the Strip Club we went to last night.â
[INT. Dashview of the gang.]
Danny
âYeah nice⌠Wait what happened to Damon?â
Daryl
âOh yeah. So I took him to my room to get Katrina to work on him. But I bumped into Ace, he told me to leave Damon with him. And Iâm not the kind of man to question a gift, so I accepted his demand and went to bed. After a Beer of course.â
Danny
(Angry)
âGreat my best friend is dead.â
Virginia
âDanny you know Ace isnât like that.â
Danny
âOh, so him mentally torturing me for the last month is all fine and Dandy!â
Virginia
âDanny youâre being Argumentative.â
Danny
âAce has tried to kill me pretty much every other week!â
Virginia
âHeâs just Over Predictive.â
Danny
âOh that just makes it all better doesnât it!â
Andrew
âYou know Virginia, me and Ace get along-â
Danny and Virginia (Angry)
âShut up Andrew!â
Andrew
âOkay. Just wanted to say how I get along with your family more than Danny does.â
Daryl
Knocks Andrew out with a punch to the face.
âFix the problem.â
Virginia
âThank you Daryl.â
Danny
âYeah thanks man.â
Katrina
âYou always know how to fix things Darry.â
Danny
Stutters at that pet name.
[EXT. Sunnyvale Trailer Park - 2 PM]
The Heart stops in front of the gates to the Trailer Park
[INT. Spirit Heart]
Virginia
âHere we are. Now keep your eyes open for Business to attack and or take over.â
Virginia drove the car onto the Dirt Road and slowly drove through the Trailer Park.
Everyone stares at the Heart as it slowly drives around.
Katrina
âIâm telling you this is a bad idea Vâ.â
Daryl
âDonât worry, I grew up with people like this. Iâm like one of them.â
[EXT. Sunnyvale]
A dirty faded blue 1968 Carson Asesino Sedan with a confederate flag on itâs doors pulls out of a driveway of a trailer, a cloud of dust follows the Carson.
[INT. Spirit Heart]
Virginia
Virginia floors it as the Asesino comes at her.
âPlaying it that way?â
[EXT. Spirit Heart]
The Heart drifts around the dirt corners, blowing dust and rocks at the trailers.
The Asesino runs into mailboxes, trash, lard chairs, frences, and all kinds of light junk in the front yards of the trailers.
The Heart drives into the backyard of some trailers, Virginia then makes a U turn and head to the Asesino.
The Asesino swerves out of the way, crashing into a parked rusty green 1961 Bullet Nugent Station Wagon, pushing it 5 feet, the Asesino was done for.
A engineless Matt Black 1968 Bullet Nugent Coupe was pushed in the way to be a roadblock.
The Heart stops inches away from the Roadblock.
A dirty Teal 1973 Hunter Coupe Salvaje speeds to the Heart.
The Heart does a reverse J-Turn to get out of the way of the Salvaje.
The Salvaje smashes into the Nugent Coupe, destroying both of them and pushing the roadblock out of the way.
[EXT. Sunnyvale.]
Virginia speeds out of Sunnyvale.
[EXT. Underplace Rd.]
A Rusty Green 1970 BMC Countyroad 1500 with a Confederate Flag on itâs doors made a U-Turn and went up to the driver side of the Heart. A Mullet Raccoon from the BMC grabbed onto the door of the Heart and opened it.
Virginia pulls away from the BMC as the driver side door burst open.
The Raccoon fell off of the Heart.
The BMC sideswipes the Heart, breaking the driver side door off and causing the Heart to spinout in the dirt.
Virginia (O.S.)
(Pissed)
âMotherfucker!â
The BMC made a U-Turn and went towards them.
Virginia puts it in reverse and speeds off and makes a sharp left turn into a Alley.
The BMC flipped over while following the Heart.
[INT. Spirit Heart.]
Virginia stops the Heart.
âDanny, get the gun!â
Danny
(Shocked)
âWhat?â
Virginia
(Shouting)
âGet the gun!â
Daryl
Get his Sawed Off Shotgun from his Leg Holster and hand it to Virginia.
âHere.â
Virginia
âThanks.â
Virginia took the shotgun and went up to the flipped truck.
[EXT. Flipped Truck]
The windshield of the truck popped out and shattered all over the payment, the driver was on the ground bleeding.
Virginia
Taps on the driver with the shotgun.
âHey wake up.â
The driver doesnât respawn
(Shouting)
âWake up!â
Kicks the driver
Driver
The Driver coughed out some blood.
âWhat do you want?â
Virginia
Grabs him by his collar
âThis is our town now.â
Throw him back into the truck.
She walks for a bit and then quickly shot both barrels at the truck.
Driver
(Screaming)
âYou fucking bitch!â
Virginia
Stops and went back to the cab.
She bent over, picked up a shell from the truck, loaded the gun and finished the guy.
[INT. Dashview]
Danny, and Katrina were shocked.
Virginia
Virginia got back into the car.
âSo who wants some lunch? I know a place not too far from here!â
Daryl
(Excited)
âIs it the Crab Trap?!â
Virginia
âYou know it!â
The Gang rides off as Edge of a Broken Heart by Vixen plays.