I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.

I am Mariah. 24 year old bisexual female.Please read my FAQIG: destroythealtar

[general-stinkyballs]

baby boomers: high school is the best time of your life!

generation x: college is the best time of your life!

millennials: *high pitched screaming into the void*

[general-stinkyballs]

Real talk: I know you're not too fond of Donald Trump, but now that it looks like its between him and Hillary, who are you voting for?

Honestly I’m not a fan of any of them, but I do lean more towards trump than anyone else. Which is fucking scary.

[general-stinkyballs]

Happy Mother's Day, wishing you and your family the best!! God Bless!!

I haven’t been on here in forever, apparently lol. Thank you so much!!

[general-stinkyballs]

You got a very nice booty :3

:O why thank you!

[general-stinkyballs]

Can I add you on FB?

I’ve actually got my FB on kind of a lockdown right now and am only accepting requests from people I know IRL, with like two exceptions. I’m sorry babe :(

[sixpenceeeblog]

These knifes are super creepy.

Made by Zombies Plus

@sixpenceee

@sixpenceeeblog

[marquise-justine-de-sade-deacti]

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[advntra]

[stand-up-gifs]

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

he woke up and retrieved his paw

[lingrix]

you Used him

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

[lingrix]

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

their cause is gaining numbers

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

this is a revolution

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

we are….defeated.

[smallish-giraffe]

you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog

[meeohchan]

[phdbitch-deactivated20150805]

I will not beg you for your time or try to convince you to choose me, the world is too big and I have too much to offer.

[cynema]

Johnny Depp getting used to his Scissorhands on the set of Edward Scissorhands. (1990) dir. Tim Burton

[magnoliaskin-deactivated2017110]

Awh

[yv-dark]

You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat the people who serve them at restaurants

[bled]

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

i personally love to over analyze everything and suffer