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When Someone Tries to Make Me and My Friends Better People:

When I talk to 2Ls and 3Ls that are still briefing cases

that awkward moment when the lady in front of you in line at Rite Aid accuses the cashier of murder.

Finally found a use for my Bankruptcy textbook

When people start replying-all to a huge group message on facebook

Every time some random anonymous person online references being in law school I automatically assume it's someone in my class.

Most true statement of all time:

When my friend starts drunk-crying but I'm too drunk to deal

I'M JUST LIKE:

When someone new invites me to do something

I'M LIKE:

I don't ever consider stealing stuff because I want something I can't afford, I just am too lazy to stand in the checkout line.

In Class

1L:

2L:

When an interview goes badly

I'M JUST LIKE:

Law school people talking about how they just have "too many callbacks to handle"

After our OCI was over

I WAS JUST LIKE:

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