Devilish Deeds Abound

Your name is JAKE ENGLISH. You are the son of evil mastermind LORD ENGLISH, the most infamous supervillain of all time. You would describe your childhood growing up as ECCENTRIC, but in truth, it isn't much less than TOTALLY DESPICABLE. You bluster frequently of exuberance for RAY GUNS and GADGETS and WORLD DOMINATION, though have no friends with which to share these interests. But who needs chums, when you can enjoy being the notoriously terrible GENERAL TERROR. Unfortunately for you, that's terrible in a LITERAL way, not in a striking-fear-in-the-hearts-and-minds-of-Skaiopolis way. You often swear your failure is due to a lack of decent help, even though the Henchman's Coalition has finally sent you a MINION in an effort to stop your enthusiastic letters. Unfortunately, your new henchman is not a GAL OF CERULEAN COMPLEXION with an intimate knowledge of FIREARMS, but he is probably as close as you're going to get. Despite this setback, you still aspire to nab yourself a cerulean lady someday. After all, a villain of your DEVILISH CUNNING AND GOOD LOOKS would have no trouble taking over the city with a BODACIOUS BLUE KNOCKOUT on his arm. And if, inbetween your failures, you sometimes dream of renouncing your evil ways and joining the Hero's Academy as a cadet, then, well, at least your father DOESN'T KNOW.

[pavaal]

i put them together for my own benefit and marzi told me to post it…….. so enjoy

[pavaal]

no capes

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superstuck in a nutshell

[taceas]

GENERAL TERROR walk animation is complete! Hoo BAM this took a lot of work.

[taceas]

Holy shit. He’s finally done. General Terror idle animation is finally done.

His foot taps.

[blackapollonia]

A commission of General Terror and The Tailorbird from Superstuck! :D ♥

[pavaal]

To be a successful criminal, there’s no need to appeal to the emotions of one’s victim’s—criminality is rooted in gain, monetary or otherwise. Villainy, however, focuses on loss. The loss of hope, the loss of happiness, and in the most pedantic of cases, the loss of money.

You guess.

You don’t really care.

What you do care about are those first two: you’re not here for cash, but for the utter destruction of reputation and joy both.

Jake English—General Terror, he calls himself, is the biggest fucking idiot on the wayside and you can’t stand that he lords around that title as though it belongs to him. English. It’s not his, you’ve insisted for many years, because there’s no way Lord English would have such a miserable failure for his progeny.

You hate General Terror with every fiber of your being, and with every pump of your frustrated little heart, the feeling grows, flooding like the Bible in your chest. He makes your breath falter and your vision red, red like the crescents you dig into your palms when you watch yet another—another!—botched job on the news.

He needs to die.

But it’s not enough, is it?

No. Oh, no.

It’s not enough that Jake English dies—you want to see everything that’s ever made him happy in his life ripped away, slowly, piece by piece as though you’re pulling every tear from his eye with your own shaking fingers. And, because you’ve been watching him for the better part of the year, you know just where to start.

A house will fall much faster on sand than on rock.

The Umbratic Undertaker.

It suits you.

[generalterror]

[kelaruj1-deactivated20221202]

ok sdfkjlsdjk here are our badges finally

even though I still have to laminate them and cut them out again and then add a clip

but I’m finally done drawing

whew

time to pack stuff

[generalterror]

If any of you fine ladies or blokes out there would like to have a chat with me personally im sure youll figure out a way to pick me out of the crowd! *double pistols and a wink*

[thecommonplacecollateral-blog]

A super(stuck) in depth analysis of the song Person of Interest by Rebecca Black pertaining to the AU Superstuck (Note: Long, and not completely finished in some parts)

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[generalterror]

(( this is beautiful and needs to be shared ))

[generalterror]

Me personally? I think not! I did eventually develop an antisugar antidote--one might even refer to it as a *salty* serum--but unfortunately the entire affair blew over before i even had a chance to utilize it. Not that i would want to come off as a hero in light of saving the city from a horrid parody of itself but it sure would have been nice to outclass another villain with my superior smarts. At least i THINK it was a scheme perpetuated by another villain? Who else would cause such ruckus? However if im truly to be honest... no one seems to know. It was said that the original disease was initially administered through a tainted batch of processed sugar. From there it spread like wildfire until it suddenly wore off and died out. Almost as if it was a test run for a more potent dosage? I certainly hope it wasnt. I dont need a repeat of that friggin week and all the hassle it brought.

[lkyjellyl]

I love you Jake. Don’t you love me too?

You can’t escape me! I am you!

[full]

[generalterror]

That ludicrous flash game? Completely unrealistic! As if anything of that sort could ever happen. Besides i can assure you as the actual son of lord english that he was definitely missing out by abandoning what he had for some boring old normal life. ==> But you do mean that? The way you uncertainly fiddle with the collar of your shirt and turn away from your audience suggests otherwise. That other Jake English seemed... well, happy. He woke up, he got a truly spectacular kiss, and you might be just a tad jealous because you know deep down that there will be no such escape into happily-ever-after for you.

[pavaal]

[generalterror]

==> You wake up that later night, sweat-soaked and shaking, but this 'nightmare' leaves you more frustrated than afraid. Dammit. It seems your accidental encounter with Dirk Strider hasn't relieved you of these sorts of dreams. If anything, you swear they're growing more common.

[kelaruj1-deactivated20221202]

a pic I did when marzi was telling me about the idea behind this post

poor jake bit off more than he could chew when he decided to go after giggling gumdrop.. :B

[generalterror]

I thought for sure that i was going to have a heart attack!

[generalterror]

A "FML" Kind of Day