General Ross

This is the blog of Thaddeus Ross. I'm watching all of your moves. Beware.

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Aww poor Bree going against a scary man like Ross. Babeh let me hold you -hugs-

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-Runs to Blonksy mun’s arms- 

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-pets head- It’s okay babeh. Mama Blonsky’s here now. Big bad Ross won’t hurt you now.

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That's what you think

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Banner. You’re still around then, are you?

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G-general…yeah, you too?

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Of course I am, you milksop! I’d better not catch you sniffing around my daughter again, understood?

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-Swallows- Sir, I haven’t seen your daughter in a very long time…well…ever…I-in my world, Betty was Benny.

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Benny?! You mean I had a son in this other world? Some bastards get all the luck…

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He was like her…not a military man. But um…yeah, I remember your orders, f-from last time.

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Good. And if I so much as catch a glimpse of your monster, so help me, Banner, you’ll be strapped to a lab table faster than you can say “Hulk smash.”

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O-of course.

But…um…It helps out now…I don’t know what you’ve heard, but It and I work for the government.

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"It helps out now"? Really? So I'm supposed to tell families, good people, that I'm no longer pursuing their loved ones' killer because "it helps out now"?

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Banner. You’re still around then, are you?

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G-general…yeah, you too?

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Of course I am, you milksop! I’d better not catch you sniffing around my daughter again, understood?

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-Swallows- Sir, I haven’t seen your daughter in a very long time…well…ever…I-in my world, Betty was Benny.

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Benny?! You mean I had a son in this other world? Some bastards get all the luck…

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He was like her…not a military man. But um…yeah, I remember your orders, f-from last time.

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Good. And if I so much as catch a glimpse of your monster, so help me, Banner, you'll be strapped to a lab table faster than you can say "Hulk smash."

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ioncebrokeharlem started following you

Banner. You’re still around then, are you?

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G-general…yeah, you too?

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Of course I am, you milksop! I’d better not catch you sniffing around my daughter again, understood?

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-Swallows- Sir, I haven’t seen your daughter in a very long time…well…ever…I-in my world, Betty was Benny.

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Benny?! You mean I had a son in this other world? Some bastards get all the luck...

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ioncebrokeharlem started following you

Banner. You’re still around then, are you?

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G-general…yeah, you too?

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Of course I am, you milksop! I'd better not catch you sniffing around my daughter again, understood?

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Banner. You're still around then, are you?

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generalthaddeusthunderboltross replied to your post: [ Tony’s phone starts ringing ]

Who is this? This is General Thaddeus Ross with the US Military and I demand to know whose number this is. You are suspected of aiding and abetting a wanted fugitive.

You’ve reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark. I’m not available right now, so leave a message and I might get back to you. Maybe. Depends on my mood.

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Stark?! Well, looks like I get two for one. Expect someone along shortly, Stark. Not me. I'm better occupied elsewhere. Banner sends his regards.

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You're adorable.

Go away.

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Well, aren't you a bucket of fun.

I'm not here to be your entertainment. I'm here to fight for American freedom.

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That's the best you can respond with? Really? Just angry face?

I refuse to dignify such foolishness with a real response.

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Boo.

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The hulk isn't a bad guy though! Maybe if people would just stop and TRY to understand!

The Hulk mindlessly destroys everything in his path. Even if it is not intentional he still kills more than he helps.

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Honestly? You think Bruce, BRUCE BANNER, doesn't hate himself for that? HE didn't do any of that. the HULK did.

And the Hulk should be locked up for good!

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Banner.

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Miss me, Banner?

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What do you want, Ross?

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What I always want, Banner. My nation to be free. Free of the likes of you.

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And by pursuing Bruce, you're helping HOW? If you haven't noticed, he not only has saved thousands of lives but he only really attacks when HE is attacked first. You are quite a close minded man Mr. Ross.

He also did hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage to the city of Manhattan and caused innumerable casualties. What should I tell the families of his victims when they ask why the man who murdered their loved ones walks free?

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Actually yes they do. You ever seen someone get so pissed off he shoots his wife in the head? How about that little girl who beats the family dog to death because of anger issues? Yes, that's right Ross, Bruce is a monster all right. But so are humans who don't have greening issues.

Am I saying that those people should walk free? No, of course not. I'm a reasonable man, grayface. I understand that humans are capable of monstrous things, and I want nothing more than for those monstrous people to be put away for good. I want my nation's people to be safe from a very real and present danger, is that so terrible?