The Abomination

Days escaped from SHIELD: 210 Captain Emil Blonsky at your service. Ex-royal marines so you could say I'm pretty skilled with a gun. I can become unstoppable, invincible. My power even exceeds the Hulk. So don't piss me off, kids. -------- [[Indie role-player, movie-verse with a little bit of the comics FC: Tim Roth Following the tag: #aurearapax]]

[blonskyabomination]

I need more people to follow. [huffs]

[drive-by-sword-fight-blog-blog]

[blonskyabomination]

"Do you think the Christmas carolers will appreciate a bucket of water on 'em?"

[blonskyabomination]

I didn't mean to sound rude. I just wanted to know. Because I love your Blonsky but I assumed they were gone for good. Then you came back. I was heartbroken when you left and I didn't want to end up like that again. I'm sorry, and I won't bother you again.

// Sorry about that, it's just when an anon says something like that, I think anyone would get a little defensive. :3 If you ever want to rp, you can always approach me and ask, I'm always up for it. :3

[evil-phil-coulson-archive-blog]

I know that feeling. I can’t even manage a full hiatus when I need one because I just love this place. (..for all it’s faults.)

And thank you. It’s always great to hear that

[blonskyabomination]

I know. I can't stay away from this place, even with all the hate and that, that goes around.  It's ok, im only telling the truth.

[blonskyabomination]

evil-phil-coulson said://What a rude fucking anon

[blonskyabomination]

Eh, Blonsky and I are past the point of giving a fuck. Besides, this is Blonsky. He can come and go if he pleases.

[evil-phil-coulson-archive-blog]

True. It’s nice to see you both around, though.

[blonskyabomination]

thank you dude. Kinda missed him and everyone on here.  I love your Coulson.. Just wanted to get it out there.

[blonskyabomination]

evil-phil-coulson said://What a rude fucking anon

Eh, Blonsky and I are past the point of giving a fuck. Besides, this is Blonsky. He can come and go if he pleases.

[blonskyabomination]

Are you really back? Or was that all for show?

// If I wanted to put on a show, I would've done a hell of a lot better than coming back. But yeah I'm back. 

[not--blonde]

s02e08

[memewhore]

Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.

[badsciencebanner-archive-blog]

"I should train my new dog to piss on your leg.You know you would enjoy fluffy pick sock Emy."

[blonskyabomination]

"If it does that, I will shoot it. Do that and I'll get you shit for Christmas."

[secondarchiveofclue]

{Yep. And yep, I did stalk you. I kept checking up to see if you were back yet, because literally this is the first time I’ve been able to say hi. xD You do. I am a real-live blonskyabomination fangirl. Yes. I am the Coulson to your Cap. xD }

[blonskyabomination]

Lemme just say this...

Welcome and you're welcome to say for a while. I'm not scary at all, you could've talked to me sooner silly. XD I'm just in awe that I have a fangirl..

[badsciencebanner-archive-blog]

"Socks are great for when you are on the run from crazy men who kill dogs, but thanks for the tip on what to get you this year. Secondly, stay away from my new dog."

[blonskyabomination]

"Your dog was a pain in the ass, of course I had to shoot it. It's not like I killed it. But if you give me socks, I'll fill them with horse shit and rocks and throw 'em back at you."

[badsciencebanner-archive-blog]

"It was a better present then the stick I gave you with the note to shove it up your ass Emily."

[blonskyabomination]

"Oh come on, you enjoyed that book. At least it was something useful. Better than socks."

[secondarchiveofclue]

blonskyabomination replied to your post:.

//… sayeth whaaaa

{*gaaaaaaaaaaasp*

I’VE BEEN STALKING YOU SINCE LIKE… LAST OCTOBER OR SOMETHING. HI. }

[blonskyabomination]

// dude you're...

but omgomgomgomgomg you did stalk me? Seriously? omg I have a fan. i can't. I have a fangirl.

[badsciencebanner-archive-blog]

"The military really has drained all the fun out of you hasn’t it. If its not killing something you just aren’t having fun. Will you lighten up some. It’s the holidays."

[blonskyabomination]

"Nah I can have fun. I just don't like you, Brucie. Remember what I got you last year? That anger management book."

[arrowsandradiation]

..

[blonskyabomination]

[points at aggressively] 

[blonskyabomination]

GOOOOOOOOOOO FORTH AND FOLLOOOOOOOOW