A wild Jake appears!

Insta: jfrankie96 Hey! Jake here! I'm a 22 year old gay psych research student in Melbourne, Australia! Let's face it, this is a lot of random stuff I like and find funny. I'm also deeply sarcastic and fun to talk to, say hi!

[eternallybutthurt]

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

microaggression

[feraligatr]

[generic-blog-here]

[brussello-deactivated20201231]

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[shaneothin]

Sometimes you just wanna see dick

[setheverman]

“no homo”? why the hell not???

[thot-character-of-the-day]

TODAY’S THOT CHARACTER OF THE DAY IS: You.

[mmoved-deactivated20181111]

[von-felden]

Do you really want mutuals nudes?

[stitchy-queerista]

“Why should LGBT spaces cater to trans and non-binary people?”

“That’s the T, cis.”

[anonymous-leemur]

There are multiple puns and multiple social statements in those four words. It’s too powerful.

[bob-belcher]

[forehead-of-cerberus]

2019: "How can pets be so sad when they just lay about, eat food, and do nothing?"

2020: "oh"

[hobolunchbox]

You get all the treats!

[internetbynight]

[bideogaymes]

me

[obovoid]

[fromthecrypt]

u can say pspspspss to get my attention bro its ok we're mutuals

[xantchaslegacy]

[v3nice]

“Truth or dare?” “Dare.” “Order me a pizza.”

[sand-paper-dreams-blog]

I HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES

[mindfulwrath]

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

[mindfulwrath]

to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games

[archangel-online]

Me: knows full well where each button on the control is, can press x without even looking for which one is it.

Quick time event: “PRESS THE X BUTTON”

Me: “OH GOD OH FUCK, THE WHAT??”

[nightfuryqueen]

Game: Gives you a simple task that you’ve probably already did many times before.

Game: Adds a timer.

Me:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why are birds so cursed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

i will never not resent this bird 

 3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle 

7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them

[ghastlyapparition-deactivated20]

would u like a him in these trying times

[penistipheadass]