RPG Loving Piece of Shit

Heyo, I'm Zach. I drink too much coffee and listen to too much music.I'm a competetive Melee player from Ohio! Hmu if you need music suggestions. 

[dstrybys]

the phantom: sing for me my angel of music!!!

9 year old me honestly believing i had both the vocal range and operatic stylings of miss christine daaé:

[dekoi2501post]

[b-salamander-deactivated2023021]

x

[dreemurr-skelememer]

aw man how ya been fingers in his ass guy?

[vonisv]

[akumeoy]

[slitherpunk]

[egospect]

[mamoru]

I have a very annoying neighbor, can someone teach me trumpet?

[mamoru]

oh wow you are so right! thank you!

[rythlyn-blog]

[clown-femme]

interview with the vampire but the interviewer is eric andre

[aceofvase]

The entire time there’s an extremely weak UV spotlight pointed toward the vampire–not enough to cause serious harm, but enough to make him visibly uncomfortable

Eric Andre spends the a good portion of the interview whittling things that almost look like stakes and then turn into something else

The “stunning realism and quality” of Lost Boys: The Tribe is brought up more than once

At one point Eric Andre asks if the vampire in question is “one of those Bram Stoker-types”. He’s not, but before he can answer or get clarification the fire sprinklers above his chair all turn on with the most flow possible

Because the vampire’s chair is thoroughly soaked, they bring him a replacement. It’s made of ash wood

Hannibal Buress is standing directly behind him for the duration of the interview, eating garlic bread. He offers some to the vampire. Several times

[vinduster]

me

[superawessomeguy]

I love the theory that he is some sort of trickster or chaos god

[azombietale]

[nightsky-ler]

[generic-metalcore]

@fucking-loserdorf

[charredasperity]

Dabbing Squigly Moodboard

[zeelatunes]

Visit Original Link

[roy-b-me-boy]

@generic-metalcore

[memesonthehour]

[gojee-senpai-deactivated2021022]

Visit Original Link

[foil-flingza-roller-deactivated]

op im going to remove your left tibia

[trans-rights-cowboy]

op im going to give you my spare tibia

[bapzap]

op i will die for you

[generic-metalcore]

@fucking-loserdorf

[bruisemark]

She thicc

Thoughtful Honest Interesting Caring Compassionate

[ironpour]

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