Wax Realistic.

A sordid assortment of sarcasm and sentimentality.

[scoobydoosuggestion]

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

hey im sorry i sent you a Just-Cartoon-Dicks.com pic of peter griffin getting his doughy ass thoroughly reamed out in the shower, i meant to send you the fortnite/burger king foot lettuce/loss meme pic i made for you to commemorate you getting a job stacking the soaps at Lush. i love you. i love you. i have a crush on you. please marry me. we need to get married right fucking now.

[thefatfuck-irl]

[corruptionasart]

[genericapathy]

Eventually everything I've accumulated will slowly disappear, one by one. Insignificant things first. Growing year by year. Mounting, till everything I've got isn't what I had.

Can't go back. There's nowhere to go back to and there's no one there waiting for me.

[nevver]

The last train, Umeda

[sarahconnorjr]

Military commercials: do you like playing video games? Wouldn’t it be cooler to murder people?

[nevver]

Comix, M7781

[levniyilmaz]

“MY BRAIN AT NIGHT” New Animation I made over at Evil Eye Pictures

[nevver]

The Naked City, Martin Lewis

[nevver]

MEGA MAN, Sachin Teng

[nevver]

Swell, Syoin Kajii

[awesomepeoplehangingouttogether]

Barack Obama and Anthony Bourdain, Hanoi, 2016

[jeffgerstmann]

heard you like that dope shit

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

[thedoctorknits]

He stops and looks both ways?!?

[bettsplendens]

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

[dinuguan]

leg day

[theonion]

Olympic Figure Skating Inspires Thousands Of Little Girls To Drop Couple Hundred On Skates They’ll Use Once

[genericapathy]

"I'll try to describe The way that it felt To tell my own mother Her son is a failure His heart is too cold To love anyone but himself.'

[dinuguan]

you look back in your blog’s history and think “remember when i had thoughts?”