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[thebootydiaries]

‪karl marx ghost watching me check out at sephora right after i just ranted about capitalism on twitter for clout‬

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

I can solve this millennial or gen z confusion

If you had any of the following phones as a teenager you’re a millennial. If you started teenage years with an iPhone you’re gen z.

[sabertoothwalrus]

see also: did you need to carry around a separate device to listen to your music with which had no speakers so if you forgot headphones you were fucked

[catchymemes]

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

[guy]

this is metal af

[lesbianshepard]

male villain: i’ve killed and manipulated people for my own betterment and feel no remorse

me: wow i wonder how our heroes are going to take this guy down! he’s evil!

female villain: i’ve killed and manipulated people for my own betterment and feel no remorse

me: 

[ruinedchildhood]

Drive Through

[wastrident]

You need to be more careful when the wind rises, Georgie - you nearly lost your kite. … And you two nearly lost your Georgie. He might have got away completely had I’d not been holding on to the other end of that string.

[deatholy-deactivated20190626]

[iconicpopstar]

rupaul: shows up in the ugliest fucking suit I’ve ever seen the queens:

[coat]

Ru: hello hello hello!

Queens:

[tbch-deactivated20200107]

Michael Henry

His videos are so on the nose of gay culture and hilariously thought out. Please treat yourself to his content you won’t be sorry.

[that-twink-over-there]

Bottoms really be like this

[historyfilia-deactivated2025061]

we think Greeks were a very rational people and all until we learn about the Buphonia, an Athenian ritual where a laboring ox had to be sacrificed but at the same time, this was considered a terrible crime. so when the priest killed it with an axe, he had to throw it aside and get the fuck out of there running for his life. then the rest of the people discovered the crime scene and blamed the axe, the only one present. the axe was immediately carried before the court of the Prytaneum which charged the axe with having caused the death of the ox. sometimes it was absolved, others, it was thrown into the sea,

[vvitchella]

You cannot tell me they didn’t do all of this with a sense of humor.

[ziraseal]

Athena, goddess of wisdom, watching her dumbass patron city do this shit: 

[goawfma]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I can’t believe they removed Tumblr from the app store because you were all mean to me

[jakoski]

This is obviously sarcasm, but the fact that you’d even make this joke considering the massive amounts of blogs being deleted because of this incident shows how massively overinflated your ego is.

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

they had to be deleted to make more room for my ego

[pisceanpizza]

Wendy Williams driving to work after some shit with the Kardashian’s happen

[glutko]

This moth from a Minecraft mod looks like a slice of rye bread

[sleepnoises]

i like clay because i like mud plus the chance it might explode

[sleepnoises]

a lot of variations on the theme of lump, made in the comfort of my own home

[sleepnoises]

took everyone in to be fired this morning! have a good time in daycare!!!

[sleepnoises]

these fellas will hopefully soon become Porple. more updates as the situation develops

[sleepnoises]

update: we live and we learn and we put too much glaze on things and they become fused to their little bases! this subset of guys were well-behaved, though. 

now this batch will become Blue. Note that the glaze no longer goes all the way to the bottom edge - hopefully fusing will be less of a problem!

[sleepnoises]

Mine Dudes! none of the blue ones stuck! also, some new ones going in:

[theintrovertnation]

[above-dragon-deactivated2019040]

Ok that’s actually disgusting, here’s a link to their gofundme