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river talking about shrek 2 [x]
It’s official
I can no longer use the “You know I’m Only Seventeen” joke, because I am no longer seventeen....
reblog if you’re a bii boh bi stan. ignore if you’re a COWARD
I didn’t care much for the new season but I will take that Blue Paladin solidarity and hold it close to my heart for years upon years
old art from june…. i love he
Pudge things
another era of Namjoon’s clumsiness (x)
im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper
i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes
Reblog for love
i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today
ugh i mean let’s see if something happens
My favorite things in a fanfiction
• When one sits on the others lap for any non-sexual reason. • One of them is cooking and the other wraps their arms around their waist. • Comfort cuddles • When one of them is insecure and the other refuses to let them think of themselves that way. • When one of them is an angry ball of rage and will only be calm and happy when their s/o is around. • Band AUs. • Kissing and then being picked up so their legs are wrapped around the others waist. • One of them is a jock and will always give their team jacket to the other. • 5 + 1 (these depend on the topic). • Comfort during an anxiety/panic attack. • Coffeeshop AUs. • Morning cuddling. • College AUs • Small one wearing tall one’s clothes. • When one of them is asexual and the other one hundred percent respects that and will do anything to make them feel comfortable. • Sick fics. • Saying “I love you” without directly saying it. • High school AUs. • Friends playing matchmaker. • Falling for the best friends brother/sister • WHEN NEITHER OF THEM DIE. • Youtuber AUs. • One is a cinnamon roll that needs protection and the other is a brutal rebel and if anyone hurts their cinnamon roll they will destroy them (if you’re familar with my posts, you know how much I love this one). • Meeting the parents and the parents are so accepting of the relationship. • Friends noticing hickies and embarrassment ensues. • Jealousy • Saying their first “I love you”. • Height difference cuteness where one of them is super short and their s/o will always pick them up to make them eye level. • When they get locked in and that forces them to confess. • Sloppy make outs. • When the relationship is already established. • When one of them comes back from a long trip and the other one picks them up from the airport/train station/bus stop and they have a big reunion scene. • When one of them is scared to fall in love but ends up loving the other too much and so when they kiss for the first time they just say “fuck it” and freaking go for it.
• (since I keep seeing people add it and I enjoy it on occasion as well) Fake dating.
And that’s it so far. I’ll most likely add more to this list later. Feel free to add your own. : )
Also I made this to help out any struggling fanfic writers, hope you like the ideas.
What if penises were like lightsaber toys? The ones where the saber is collapsible and you have to fling it to get it out.
Also… what if every time you got an erection, it made a noise. Every time you got an erection you just heard a lightsaber turning on.
DONG-TONES
GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority.
(Can someone caption this?)
Classroom full of mostly black and brown students:
Black student: [unintelligible—and then] …and then throwing everything away beneath it because it doesn’t pertain to you. I’m sorry —
White teacher: —you know what, I’m sorry -I’m sorry…
Black student: —No, no, no…I let you talk -I let you talk, you’re gonna let me talk.
[Other students gasps]
White student: Go ahead. Finish.
Black student: I’m sorry that this is the way that it is. You’re right, it is fucked up. But white people control everything…and that’s not fair. And when anybody, any other minority tries to say anything about it or change it, we’re complaining or we’re ungrateful or all this other stuff because we still have this or that. But then you say something about ‘Oh, I don’t want—there’s too many Latinos and there’s too many—’
White teacher: I didn’t say that—
[Various students disagree]
White teacher: I said I want to control the border!
Black student: You said you don’t want this to turn into a Latin country because there’ll be too many
White teacher: I did not say that.
[Various students disagree]
Student 2: You said you want to preserve the American culture.
Black student: There is no American culture. American culture is EVERYTHING.
[Various students agree]
Random: Mayonnaise!
[Students laugh]
Black student: And because you are white and so closed-minded, you refuse to accept that, you refuse to accept—
White teacher: Don’t tell me I’m closed-minded—
Black student: Everything you’ve said to me is closed-minded.
White teacher: Just because I don’t agree with you doesn’t mean I’m closed-minded.
Black student: You don’t need to agree—I -I’ve had conversations with people that don’t agree with me, but if they at least listen and try to accept—you’re not accepting the truth.
White teacher: Why do I have to accept what you think is right?
Black student: You need to accept the truth! Not what I think is right, what is actually happening right—
White teacher: Well, let me tell you what I think. You said white people have been in control of everything….who is the president of the United States right now?!
Students: A black man!
*Various sounds of incredulity*
Black student: WITH A WHITE CONGRESS! WITH A WHITE SENATE! WITH WHITE EVERYTHING ELSE! HE DOESN’T HAVE THE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING!
Random: GO OFF
Other Random: GO OFF–
*The class is in an uproar*
Random student: YOU ARE SO PRIVILEGED THAT YOU JUST DON’T SEE IT!
White teacher: Do we have to yell?!
Black student: Yes, because I’m mad.
Reblogging for the captioning. Thanks!
YES, BECAUSE I’M MAD.
This gives me hope. I’m 22. I’m not that old, but I’m assuming I’m older than these students in the video. To see this young intelligent woman school her teacher on white privilege and the affects of white supremacy gives me hope. They are young and using their voice! This is gives me hope ya’ll.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
...so last night, I stayed up till 5 A.M....
BECAUSE OF THIS!!!
This is my calling
...Sooo the new part switch video came out today....
And some extras, cause why not?
For reals, nothing better to do with my life…