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[thingsfromthedirt]

Cosmos blanket

[yorgen-sh]

[didlo]

She ate a scorpion ):

[eltigrechico]

What snapchat filter is this

[orcboxer]

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

[curioscurio]

If you were able to vote in 2016 this is actually what it felt like trying to tell your family about why donald trump would not make a good president

[hellenhighwater]

Vice is warming up to the kittens... very slowly.

[hellenhighwater]

You have to understand that when I first got foster kittens, Vice was actively trying to fight them. It was embarrasing. Sir, you're a grown man and that is an infant.

But this is just a token warning hiss! He's barely chaging body language; this is just a hefty No Thank You from him. Still progress!

[hellenhighwater]

Vice and the kitten he said he didn't want

[ashenmind]

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

[ashenmind]

[deadelated]

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

[deadelated]

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

[deadelated]

[succubusboyfriend]

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

[depsidase]

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[bronzeagecrafts]

There's two commercials, if you wanna watch them XD

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[artisticgoose]

Blupjeans Week Day 7: Bluejeans

Final drawing for the week!! Lup is making a fashion statement in her new jean jacket and jorts. Also maybe they influence each other’s style. Barry can become more goth because of Lup and she can wear more denim because of him lol.

@blupjeansweek (thank you for hosting this, it’s been a lot of fun!!)

[shadowcreature]

i can't believe i never posted Sopping Wet Absol

[weaver-z]

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

[happiebirdie]

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

[zuccnini]

This weeks shop update: Stickers! I have the pride Wyrms on both Etsy and Ko-fi

Etsy Shop

Ko-fi [All orders grant you access to my new catalog of art early! Items are also just cheaper on ko-fi]

[roadwhores]

by jeremy ville

[voidsentprinces]

Summer is coming...whose ready for sweaty depression season? Humid depression season...