D R E A M L A N D

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[pikablake-blog]

“That’s just terrible. I hope he’s single now because that’s an asshole thing to do.”

[genesiswtf-blog]

“she slapped him so hard i’m sure he wants to be single─he looked like a fucking ass.”

[parlecourammentlesmetaphores]

“  Since when every single man in the universe is responsible for what one of them did in a pond? Please respond because this logic is beyond me.” 

[genesiswtf-blog]

“i didn’t say anything about guys. i just said his actions are a reason i don’t date.”

[jfcarden-blog-blog]

“that’s kind of an asshole move.”

[genesiswtf-blog]

“a bunch of people yelled at him, i felt bad for the chick though.”

[blankblogggggg]

“i would have slapped the guy if he had pulled a move like that on me. that’s so fucking mean.”

[genesiswtf-blog]

“it was hilarious but she stormed off and i was like, well there’s one relationship down the drain.”

[genesiswtf-blog]

“this couple was taking pictures in the park this morning and the guy pushed the girl into the pond, this is why i don’t date.”

[bellsalvarez]

Why does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people? If crime was legal I’d find a way to erase my student debt and steal a really nice car. 

[bellsalvarez]

[genesiswtf-blog]

“Because sometimes people have issues. you’d have to plan that one out very nicely, ‘cause i’m sure you aren’t the only one.”

[sowcnderful-deactivated20190221]

After you find a cute one for yourself, will you mayb ehelp a gal out and give me a boost so I can mack on another tall guy?

[genesiswtf-blog]

“i’d have better luck just helping you smack a guy, or smacking him for you.”

[jfcarden-blog-blog]

“yeah, no tall people aren’t bad at all.”

[genesiswtf-blog]

“you’re tall i handle you, so, no complaining anymore.”

[jfcarden-blog-blog]

“…yeah, he’s pretty tall.”

[genesiswtf-blog]

“─ so tall people aren’t that bad. i love tall people.”

[jfcarden-blog-blog]

“yeah, but he’s like a fucking sky–wait, what?”

[genesiswtf-blog]

“skyscraper?? haha, he is isn’t he?”

[unbotheredgal]

Barbara Palvin

[jfcarden-blog-blog]

“sucks for me, honestly. i’m two inches short of six foot.”

[genesiswtf-blog]

“ it can’t be that bad, i see you getting with jeremiah.”

[genesiswtf-blog]

“fuck, i’m in love with tall guys. god damn, i just wanna marry them all.”

[genesiswtf-blog]

who are the best looking guys on campus?

“ they are all good looking,you should be more specific.”

[pikablake-blog]

“Well shit. Let me take a look at it. It’s best to get out any glass before it starts healing itself.”

[genesiswtf-blog]

“is it going to hurt?? i don’t handle pain all to well, like it i just downed half a bottle of vodka, it hurts that much.”

[pikablake-blog]

“I am in the nursing program so, I’d like to think I know a bit about this. What happened?”

[genesiswtf-blog]

“oh good, i cut my leg open on a broken window.”

[fgsleo]

“hey! i didn’t want you to puke on my back or something, okay, i may not know girls that well, but i’m a hundred pourcent sure puke on his suit is a turn off. i’m just going to keep on living my day and ignore that, Cruela.”

[genesiswtf-blog]

“woah!! i can hold my alcohol down a lot better than you can ─ besides i think i was on you enough to keep all girls away from you for the rest of that night. yeah okay, cause i love dog fur.”