“That’s just terrible. I hope he’s single now because that’s an asshole thing to do.”
“she slapped him so hard i’m sure he wants to be single─he looked like a fucking ass.”

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“That’s just terrible. I hope he’s single now because that’s an asshole thing to do.”
“she slapped him so hard i’m sure he wants to be single─he looked like a fucking ass.”
“ Since when every single man in the universe is responsible for what one of them did in a pond? Please respond because this logic is beyond me.”
“i didn’t say anything about guys. i just said his actions are a reason i don’t date.”
“that’s kind of an asshole move.”
“a bunch of people yelled at him, i felt bad for the chick though.”
“i would have slapped the guy if he had pulled a move like that on me. that’s so fucking mean.”
“it was hilarious but she stormed off and i was like, well there’s one relationship down the drain.”
“this couple was taking pictures in the park this morning and the guy pushed the girl into the pond, this is why i don’t date.”
Why does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people? If crime was legal I’d find a way to erase my student debt and steal a really nice car.
“Because sometimes people have issues. you’d have to plan that one out very nicely, ‘cause i’m sure you aren’t the only one.”
After you find a cute one for yourself, will you mayb ehelp a gal out and give me a boost so I can mack on another tall guy?
“i’d have better luck just helping you smack a guy, or smacking him for you.”
“yeah, no tall people aren’t bad at all.”
“you’re tall i handle you, so, no complaining anymore.”
“…yeah, he’s pretty tall.”
“─ so tall people aren’t that bad. i love tall people.”
“yeah, but he’s like a fucking sky–wait, what?”
“skyscraper?? haha, he is isn’t he?”
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“sucks for me, honestly. i’m two inches short of six foot.”
“ it can’t be that bad, i see you getting with jeremiah.”
“fuck, i’m in love with tall guys. god damn, i just wanna marry them all.”
who are the best looking guys on campus?
“ they are all good looking,you should be more specific.”
“Well shit. Let me take a look at it. It’s best to get out any glass before it starts healing itself.”
“is it going to hurt?? i don’t handle pain all to well, like it i just downed half a bottle of vodka, it hurts that much.”
“I am in the nursing program so, I’d like to think I know a bit about this. What happened?”
“oh good, i cut my leg open on a broken window.”
“hey! i didn’t want you to puke on my back or something, okay, i may not know girls that well, but i’m a hundred pourcent sure puke on his suit is a turn off. i’m just going to keep on living my day and ignore that, Cruela.”
“woah!! i can hold my alcohol down a lot better than you can ─ besides i think i was on you enough to keep all girls away from you for the rest of that night. yeah okay, cause i love dog fur.”