the common toad

[lovely-english-rose]

what a week huh?

[oneheadtoanother]

[unrealunearths]

merry crisis

[spacehunter-m]

TRÉASURE…

[lastvalyrian]

Trayjure (ah!)

The pirates’ trayjure (oo!)

[tchaikovskaya]

[transfemmes-deactivated20260103]

[nostain-nogame]

This is not what I thought I was in for

[horchatarevolution-deactivated2]

[weonsinnombre]

[dynamohedron]

[adz]

Prior to the invention of the chewing stick, certainly long before the advent of the modern toothbrush, our ancestors dealt with the detritus stuck between their teeth much the way we do when we’re too busy or lazy to get a piece of floss: by sucking as hard as they could at the lodged bits. However, given that this was their only avenue for relieving the discomfort or even pain of morsels wedged between teeth, it is likely that the muscles involved in this process developed powerfully with regular exercise.

In this essay, I will demonstrate via a large body of paleontologic evidence that our prehistoric predecessors would’ve given the craziest blowies, just some absolute Teletubby-vacuum-suction level dome

[texasfeline]

I really had no idea where this was going

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[eelizabit]

atonement makes me so mad. No man w such a strong desire to eat pussy should have to go through all that

[weirdbees]

SCP: Tumblr dni that is always an unnervingly specific description of whoever is reading it

[spookyskeltals]

[solaredarisen]

[marowreck-archive]

bingo!

[dalashas]

Check off how many times over you cannot interact, mine is 7

[chessys]

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[bodyfeeling]

you can tell the average age of this site has been steadily increasing because posts like this wouldn't get this many notes in 2017

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[deathtripz]