Cat Person 4 Person Cat

25 NorCal I can barely keep track of what goes on here good luck

[artofriot]

[amishsicario]

[amaratai]

[alltheladiesyouhate]

do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”

[humanbeanisnotamused]

i was up late night watching an episode of criminal minds fairly recently, for lack of a better thing to do. in the opening scene there are these two girls getting into their car in like a supermarket parking lot, not very well lit, in the middle of the night. another car drives up right behind theirs and won’t move out of the way so this one girl is like “im gonna go see what this guy’s problem is” and gets out of the car, in a poorly lit parking lot, to confront a man who was behaving aggressively to them.

so that was the precise moment i realised that episode was written by a man.

[outcider]

I was watching an episode of CSI where the entire reason they were going forward with the case was that ‘no woman would wear a bra this expensive without also wearing the matching panties’.  What porn logic is this?  I was, at that moment, wearing the exact bra the Jane Doe was wearing and fuck no I didn’t spring for the matching panties.  Even if I did, I wouldn’t wear them as often as a bra.  Panties I wash daily.  Bras? Not so much.

But in CSI World, police resources were being mobilized on how irregular it would be for a woman to wear a $36 bra, but not caring about how she would look in just underthings.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Never mind not matching, but that they think $36 is expensive for a bra is probably the number one sign it was written by a man.

[thequeerofthenorth]

In Star Wars Padmé goes for Anakin while Ewan McGregor is around

[aestheticdaydreaming]

This is Suits Studio, a tailoring company specializing in women’s suits. 

We specialize in suits, but we’re not dressing men.

[maneth985]

I’m ALL FOR THIS

[anais-ninja-bitch]

HERE. FOR. IT.

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

yes i am here for naked faceless men as background scenery

[bemusedlybespectacled]

@men who are all like “video games and comics are objectifying because the men are strong and muscular!”

no

this is what objectification looks like

not having a face. not being important. just a good looking collection of body parts.

[unclefather]

[werewolf-cuddles]

I’m still disappointed that Meat Beat Mania is censored in re-runs

I still have no idea how it got past the censors the first time

[ranty9000]

MEAT BEAT MANIA?!

[werewolf-cuddles]

[skiplo-wave]

Can you beat the meat!

[bob-nixilis]

[hungwy]

Permission to get trench foot, sir?

[officialsexyman-deactivated2023]

Permission granted: IF you post trench foot pics

[hungwy]

before and after, sir

[hungwy]

[preop-psyop-deactivated20210818]

[tibby]

if a clown in a sewer offered me a paper boat i simply would not take it

[robinancy]

rip to georgie but im different

[snuv]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

i just think saying “go go gadget” in front of other words is funny. go go gadget make post 

[bunniope]

go go gadget dump septic tank on tourists

[tkkatherineblog]

[anxietyproblem]

[thecryptkeeper]

happy birthday to the most iconic spongebob episode

[teathattast]

[milqi]

That cat is going to murder the man in the dark of night.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

alas, he will be unable to murder the man because the accordion noises that now accompany his every move make stealth impossible

[animalwoonz]

[l-ile]

[vladtheunfollower]

absolute madman

[maeborowski]

self portrait