[super-metroid]

i wish real life had savestates

[demilypyro]

i agree. thank you, OP, for this great post.

[super-metroid]

i wish real life had savestates

[demilypyro]

we had an entire fairly odd parents episode on why this is a bad idea

[super-metroid]

wait which one was that?

[demilypyro]

magic watch lets timmy turn back time and try anything as many times as he wants

to be fair i dont remember what it was that made it go wrong

[sharpieskunk]

Vicky ended up getting CosmoWatch and Timmy has Wanda become a watch that only works for him as Vicky and Timmy repeatedly mess up the timeline to fuck with each other, usually involving cats. Vicky ends up hit by a school bus.

[demilypyro]

nvm i take it back. great idea

[super-metroid]

i just rewatched (pun intended) the episode to see what happened, so yeah as long as it only works for me we good. should we redo this post?

[demilypyro]

yeah, good idea, sorry for interrupting

[super-metroid]

[45percenterthen]

what is worse than a cosmetic surgeon Well i think one that is a tiktoker also

[hanitje]

“It’s a handbag.”

[prokopetz]

My cat: *sits on my parcel scale*

My cat: *realises that she’s hungry, hops down off my desk, and goes to eat*

My cat: *finishes eating, hops back onto my desk, and once again sits on my parcel scale*

Me: Yes, thank you for that information.

[prokopetz]

@toomerrymaiden replied:

Yeah, but that’s just half a story!  How much?

She was exactly 7.5 grams heavier.

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

low effort artistic rendition

[souperluminal]

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

[neenarchive]

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

[neenarchive]

[cookiekappa]

movie vs book (i adore them both) 

[pigeonsympathiser]

How could you leave this in the notes, excellent addition

[madtumbleson]

Actually, this makes the childification of Michael in the movie when he’s 15 in the book really funny:

Sophie, a 20-ish year old woman from a fantasy land where getting married at 16 or 17 does not seem to be unusual: Yes, this is a young man who is almost an adult.

Howl, a man in his late 20s from our world: This is a BABY and he does BABY things.

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[v91233312il]

When I went to my friends house in America his mom said weed time and he said wait here they all smoked a joint and I didn't get any

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[dangnabbitsonnyjim]

[personification-of-anxiety]

[problemsleuth]

i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

[problemsleuth]

unbutton your shirt and show off some cleavage and wear some sexy underwear and maybe then youll feel better.

[problemsleuth]

everything alright over there champ?

[stellarsoular]

[apexofthewrld]

its been 10 years has anyone made this joke yet

[tehtariks]

noted feminist loid forger chugging “respect women’s choices” juice | SPY X FAMILY

[bigmammallama5]

happy pride

[valtsv]

the transition from people needing each other to wanting each other is literally one of my greatest weaknesses that shit makes me want to walk into the sea and sit on the ocean floor for a thousand years

[valtsv]

like. characters whose entire self worth is based on how useful they can be to others, who think that they're going to be abandoned as soon as they're no longer necessary, being told by someone that they want them to stay and realizing that they have value to people in and of themselves and not just for what they can do for them will never fail to completely unmake me. like on a molecular level.

[valtsv]

it's about the moment dependence becomes devotion

[andthenyourealizethat]

IM GONNA THROW UP WHY DID THEY LET JOE BIDEN DO THE FINGER HEART THING IN HIS PHOTO OP WITH BTS