mingus kingus

nawi • 29 • brazil • she/her

[shamebats]

Despite it all I was born in the right generation. I love having more than 2 outfits to wear & not being pregnant.

[stumpmaker]

Don't let being bad at drawing stop you from making stuff in tomodachi life. The stamp tool is essential.

[hbmmaster]

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

[hbmmaster]

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

she’s just like me fr

[xylophonetangerine]

[witemglitch]

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

[sanrio-stud]

[aninals]

just hallucinated only the bottom right panel and started giggling and decided i wanted to find the real thing to laugh about it again. and i couodnt so i had to go into my boyfriends dms and ask them if "do you have truckparts"

[grimoiremanifest]

gonna be so real i did not realize the bottom was about purchasing and shipping automobile parts. I thought they were straight up intending to kill and dismantle the UPS truck like some auto mechanic apex predator.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

Id fuck tigress from king fu panda

but would she fuck you? humble yourself

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[kosmogrl]

stop being hard on yourself and start blaming everything on someone you don’t like

[tothechaos]

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

[kyatra]

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

[kyatra]

HASHTAG STUPID HASHTAG IDIOT HASHTAG DUMBASS ?!?!!?

[shirtsthatgohard]

[perculiar]

“I VIOLATE ARTICLE 27, SEC. 553-4 OF THE MARYLAND ANNOTATED CODE SAFELY, OFTEN, AND EXTREMELY WELL”

Sections 553 and 554 of Article 27 of the Maryland Code prohibited sodomy (punishable with a sentence of “not less than one year nor more than ten years”), oral sex, and “any other unnatural or perverted sexual practice with any other person.”

Original source: Second National March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights, Washington, D.C., October 11, 1987.

[pierogiy]

oh yea weezer [nov 2025]

[pierogiy]

oh yea weezer [nov 2025]

[avantgarden-er]

European boyfriends that hit me with their car and didn’t hear my screams because the slayyter was playing too loud and they were shotgunning a cigarette to each other and driving at the same time

[avantgarden-er]

Sorry they are actually the dads of a really precocious child actor with an expansive commercial portfolio and they have a second home in palm springs that they do not play about

[busket]

daily affirmations

I am the best person

I am the best at being a person

I am unkillable

I am good at everything

I am protected by divine forces and I am their favorite

I'm cute

[some-pers0n]

Sometimes a cast of characters in a book or whatever is implied to be overwhelmingly white as that's just assumed to be the "default" so fandoms will take it upon themselves to do colour-blind casting to make it more diverse, but they haven't quite learned racist/colourist stereotypes and archetypes so now we've got people just doing. god I don't even know how to describe it. It's just bad

[some-pers0n]