Alternate Slogans for Artisan's AI Marketing
Taken in San Francisco, ground zero for this bullshit Your next hire won’t want to work from home Your next hire doesn’t want dumb things like healthcare and dignity Your next hire likes when you call them “sweet tits” Your next hire can’t take the kids in the middle of the night Your next hire won’t tell you to be quiet through clenched teeth Your next hire can’t sue for justifiable…













