I'm not Funny, I'm a Lunatic

[queenoftherebels-deactivated202]

“It was a gift. One I took great pleasure in giving.” | Harlots 2x07

[marieduplessis]

[elenaalvar-deactivated20200112]

“Anne Shirley is Bi as Hell“ – Amybeth McNulty (x)

[caldatelier]

You both love me and I love both of you.

[warmheartworm]

[geniebelcher]

omfg lol

[noelbadgespugh]

[fixedyourmeme]

[maisonderriere]

The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need

[thnkfilm]

“And Matilda found, to her surprise, that life could be fun. She decided to have as much fun as possible. After all, she was a very smart kid. Matilda and Miss Honey each got what they wanted: a loving family.”

Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito 

[geniebelcher]

i just wanna be miss honey 

[s7eep]

[madddscience]

Me immediately before and after sending an important email

[geniebelcher]

accurate

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

My aunt used to write horoscopes for the newspaper as a part time job. She had a friend in college who a)always read that newspapers horoscope and b)didn't know my aunt wrote it. So whenever the friend had a shitty episode my aunt would make her horoscope as positive as possible to cheer her up. Long story short they recently got married and are both my aunts now.

what do mean “long story short” give me this entire sappy gay romance novel right now 

[knoo-o]

[thistimeimgonnatryitmyway]

[solanospetra]

[different-landscapes]

[geniebelcher]

So what proof is there that Steven can read?

[colemckenzies]