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henlo im yeti :3 and i have brainrot also i follow from my main but pls only follow this blog (unless i know u :P)

[alaskasbignaturals]

i was showing a friend of mine all the wttt art i had done over the past year and so i was like seeing how awful some of the drawings looked now that i got that weird orange filter on my computer fixed and i was DEBATING on going through each drawing and fixing the skin tones and just the overall saturation but that's a TON of work also. so like waugh

like its so much work but i don't want people scrolling thru my art and thinking I'm drawing all the states pale and white on purpose like fr some of them look like vampires its so crazy

i guess i just have to draw with better colors from now on but like MAN bc i drew a TON in december and so all of those drawings have wonky colors and skin tones and i only caught the issue for the last like three drawings TwT

i have no clue where this little ramble was going but yeah :') it just sucks that huge surge in drawings looks so terrible bc of my stupid SCREEN.

[stargazing-zani]

Learning Texas water law is something else

Bees can be fish and girls can be boys lookin ass 🫵🤠

[umitheclown]

Don’t remember who said it but a long time ago I saw a post of someone claiming that Ben said that the states were never babies and the only alternative I could think of was something similar to mitosis

For people who can’t read my hand writing :p

Va: grumbles

Ma: you good Virginia? You look like you’re in pain…

Va: yeah, just been getting head aches ever since west Virginia split

Ma: you two haven’t separated yet?

Va: what…?

Ma: you know, split apart—

Ma: like this

Wv: freedom!

[stateofbrock]

Moose man/ Alaska cause he bbg

Combusts into flames

[tex-now]

What color is prev to you

Red

Orange

Yellow

Green

Blue

Indigo

Purple

Pink

Grey

Brown

One of the in-between colors (teal, lime, orange-red, etc.)

Other

Voting ended onApr 28, 2025

Do people care if u get inspired by other polls.... Anyway the red/blue poll I see going around is nice but I found that I associate my friends with all sorts of colors so. here

[theywhoshantbenamed]

“What are the worst things to say when you’re getting mugged?”

As promised, here’s the silly lil northeast comic y’all voted for. It was based off a skit I saw a few years ago that I cannot for the life of me find now but it was so Northeast coded I couldn’t not draw it

Pennsylvania is the only one who actually gets a gun, the others you get to decided if they’re bluffing or not

Full pages and lineart under the cut!!

[stateofbrock]

-me from the northeast-

I can take them on

[theywhoshantbenamed]

Fight!! I believe in u

[youweretalkingtotrees]

New headcannon that how much of a vegan California is depends on how many of the South is in the room and who it is, like if it’s Texas he’s the most annoying vegan ever but if its Florida or Louie he is not vegan

[halcyonlauren]

the carolinas walk in on cali going to town on some barbecue ribs and he begs them not to say anything to texas

[theywhoshantbenamed]

If Texas finds out he’d be so offended why would you eat their dry ass ribs when mine are right there and BETTER he’d be pissed and making California feel bad for not always being vegan would be an afterthought

[indigosoddsandends]

So I remember seeing that someone hc’d the states’ aging to mirror the median age of their population. The implications of this are fascinating.

(Legislative Services Agency)

Using this map as a rough guide, Utah, North Dakota, Alaska, and Texas would be the youngest while West Virginia, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Florida (It makes sense with Florida’s retirement communities, but oh can you imagine him being physically older than Gov who is just trying to reprimand him?) would be some of the oldest.

Though, now that got me thinking about how extreme population changes would affect their ages. Of course, low population states like Wyoming or states back in the day with their limited territorial/colonial population would be much more affected. In the late 1940s, especially with the baby boom, basically all of the states de-aged by like a decade. So they all went from their early 30s to their early 20s and late teens. Wisconsin was so pissed when he suddenly became a teenager and was younger than the legal drinking age. In this universe, the reason he eventually ended up forgiving Michigan for stealing the UP from him was actually because Michigan helped Wisconsin sneak drinks without his officials noticing.

[misery-has-no-company-now]

I love how Alaska is 35.6 and Texas is 35.5. Like we all know Texas was damn pissed about that 0.1 difference. Alaska is elated to rub it in of course

[upnorthto]

[alaskasbignaturals]

HELLO BEN

YES I WILL USE MY LOVELY MASS EDUCATION KNOWLEDGE TO POST ABT THIS THANK YOU OH MY GOODNESS

[and-the-flame-burns]

y’all want more maps?

No?

too bad

First map…. Nevada and Colorado are ✨tired of you moving there✨

same with Arizona but that’s the people-who-move-there’s problem, hot as fuck there

I like maps like these but sometimes I’m too stupid to comprehend the wording of what it’s stating

that’s probably because I need to sleep. My eyebags are bigger than bart simpson’s forehead

Everybody’s seen a population density map but get ready for

*drum roll*

✨another population density map!!!!✨

I enjoy maps like these even if I can barely read the words on the right side, like, hell ya! These colors don’t mean anything to me because I can’t read the words but they mean something in regards to ethnicity based of the words I can make out

People who have completed a bachelor’s degree who are 25 and over. Idk why I grabbed this one but have fun

The right side has a shit ton more major dams than I had expected

Do y’all like these types of maps????

these are jobs

do y’all determine what states have what jobs like this

Last one, I guess, but healthy and not so healthy states

do what you will with this

make sic fics or headcannons or conjure up elaborate ideas in your head or whatever

idk 🤷

[theywhoshantbenamed]

[doueverwonder]

the rest of the states sarcastically refer to VA & Mass as “mom and dad” all the time send tweet.

[graphicspecimens]

Fortune magazine 1939, WWII production output cartogram

[and-the-flame-burns]

Y’all I got another map for you

as a person from Colorado, I can attest that I’ve never met a Zach

[theywhoshantbenamed]

CHAD 😭😭

[and-the-flame-burns]

when I was in middle school there was a kid who dressed like a highlighter, he was from California but his name was SO CLOSE to being Chad, it was a letter too long

[theywhoshantbenamed]

Lollll at my work one of my favorite coworkers is named Zach and he’s a big nerd and extremely nice and funny

[alaskasbignaturals]

IM CRYING my nextdoor neighbor with the THICKEST boston accent's name is mike 💀

[and-the-flame-burns]

so what you’re saying is that your next door neighbor is Massachusetts?

[alaskasbignaturals]

yeah basically

[dargoi]

INCORRECT QUOTES-

Jersey: Mass just insisted York and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter. Jersey: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

Connecticut : Thanks for opening my message and not responding. Mass: All good bro, any time. Connecticut : Fuck you.

Mass: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help. Jersey: I went to the park today. Mass: There you go! I hope you got something from that. Jersey: *opening their coat* This duck.

Mass: Consider the fundraising over! Your hero has arrived! York: Uhh… where did you get so much money from, Mass? Mass: Well, you know, I’m pretty good at numbers. I just crunched them, I stretched them, I analyzed my accounts, I timed the market- *police sirens start to wail in the background* York: DID YOU ROB A BANK?! Mass: Oh, come on, York, do you really think so little of me? *opens the bag as purple dye explodes on their face* York: Mass: …it was a credit union.

[and-the-flame-burns]

Y’all I got another map for you

as a person from Colorado, I can attest that I’ve never met a Zach

[theywhoshantbenamed]

CHAD 😭😭

[and-the-flame-burns]

when I was in middle school there was a kid who dressed like a highlighter, he was from California but his name was SO CLOSE to being Chad, it was a letter too long

[theywhoshantbenamed]

Lollll at my work one of my favorite coworkers is named Zach and he’s a big nerd and extremely nice and funny

[alaskasbignaturals]

IM CRYING my nextdoor neighbor with the THICKEST boston accent's name is mike 💀