✂ » 「 Dan-Dan-Da-RAAAA!! Guess who's back, my lovely little darlings~! Your friendly neighborhood serial killer has returned to see she's almost halfway to 400 followers!! Uwoooo! 」
✂ » 「 And O-M-G is she flatteredddd!! 」

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✂ » 「 Dan-Dan-Da-RAAAA!! Guess who's back, my lovely little darlings~! Your friendly neighborhood serial killer has returned to see she's almost halfway to 400 followers!! Uwoooo! 」
✂ » 「 And O-M-G is she flatteredddd!! 」
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"An itch you want me to scratch? I’ll be happy to do that for you with this body of mine. A body that most would love to touch and feel up."
"I think the real question is…Are you ready for me?!"
✂ » 「 Oh ho, baby!! Yer makin' me crazy with all this talk... Hell yes, I'm ready fer ya, honey! Let's go, no time ta waste now! 」
syo why the fuck do you have to be so creepy
✂ » 「 I believe you're uneducated in the ways of a serial killer, my friend! Tell me: Where's th'fun in killin' somebody if ya don't take time ta enjoy yerself? Even if ya don't plan to kill someone, bein' yerself is th'best thing you can ever be...! 」
「 So I'm jus' bein' myself, got it?! You dare shit-talk me like that again, I'll carve every digit a'Pi i can find on Google into yer face!! 」
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”Did I hear booty call? Those are the magic words to summon me!”
✂ » 「 Bingo, baby! If yer up fer it, I'm totally up fer bangin' my best bud an' makin' fun a'each other while still tryin' ta please one another! 」
「 That's been one a'my fantasies since I read it in a BL fic once...! Th'thought's never been outta m'mind since! 」
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"Booty call huh?"
✂ » 「 That's riiiiiiight~! I'm feelin' an itch that ain't exactly bloodlust righ' now. Just lust-lust! Or maybe that's jus' called 'lust'. Heh, I'm a genius...! 」
「 Tha's enough a'that, though-- Question is, are ya ready fer me, hun? 」
✂ » 「 Guess who's bored an' 'bout ta make a booty call! I got a whoooole list a'people I'm gonna try callin'-- 」
「 Lessee... I got Leon (hittinballs), Souda (mechanicdreams), Jo-chan (alphonso-p-spain), Jun-chan (thequeenofdespair) an'... Fuck, whoever would call me up first! 」
✂ » 「 Uh... Huh. Let's take a look-see at my American handle, then... 」
✂ » 「 Now THAT'S somethin' I can live with! 」
"What are you going to do with that?"
✂ » 「 Wha's wrong, love? I thought you'd be into bloodplay. 」
SERIAL KILLER → sentence meme
"Help! Someone help me!" "Leave me alone!" "Don’t touch me!" "Stay back! I’ll call the police!" "What do you want with me?" "Please, I won’t tell anyone, please…" "What are you going to do with that?" "You look tired, maybe you should go to sleep." "This knife has your name on it.” "I wonder how your screams sound…" "This will hurt…" "Your blood is so pretty." "Why am i here? to kill you, of course…" "Keep quiet, don’t scream.."
YOU'RE BACK I MISSED YOU
// AND I MISSED YOU ANON
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"Now, now, if you really want more, you’re going to have to earn it."
✂ » 「 Aah, ya want me t'beg, hun? Didn't know ya were into that! Ohh... Yer lucky I'm smitten with ya, babe, 'cuz otherwise it'd be a fight fer th'top! 」
thequeenofdespair replied to your post “Throws a chocolate bar at.”
"Did it taste good, lovely wife of mine?"
✂ » 「 Well, a'course it did, babe! Throw me another, wifey, puh-leeeeeease~! 」
[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
[Jocchan]: wait wait wait up babe!!! lemme grab my saxophone and strip naked so itll be a REAL party!!!!
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Josuke grinned as he tossed his phone onto the table carefully, leaning back and waiting for his girlfriend. She wouldn’t have to wait for that “something” to rise.
✂ » 「 Jya-JYAAAAAAN~! 」
And there she was, in all her inebriated pride and glory. One could plainly see the only things she had on her body was her trusty leg holster and the neckstrap for the tenor saxophone in her hand. Where did she get a saxophone? Why are you asking? What with her entire body exposed, everything was out there and on the table for discussion-- Mainly her scars: numbers carved into her thighs, counting up to eight or nine.
「 Thanks fer waitin' up, Jo-chan! Took a while t'find this thing, but if th'goal is ta irritate th'neighbors, this's well worth it! 」