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I have gifted, impressive friends who overestimate the value of my cookies. Let me be clear: this is in no way a complaint.

I have lost control of my life. #blueberrymuffins #blueberrycookies #blueberryeverything

#blueberrycookies #blueberrymuffins #blueberryeverything

When my friends make fun of me for not planning for my #future I show them my #retirement fund investment.

#retirement #future

This #timepiece has been in my family since before Kaiser Wilhelm began plotting his revenge against the Black Hand. I can only hope to keep this #heirloom ticking for another century.

#timepiece #heirloom

#spudlife #mrpotatohead #mrpotatodead

#spudlife #mrpotatodead #mrpotatohead

#DrPresidentBear #iowacaucus

#iowacaucus #drpresidentbear

In soviet Russia, beard wears you!

#beard #yeard in review

escapekit

Stars Bursting In The Night Sky

Australian photographer Lincoln Harris collection ‘Star trails’, surreal swirls in the sky, created from a multitude of long-exposure shots and the effect of the Earth’s rotation.

narciii

small eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee in the night.

feliscorvus

ooooooooooooooooooooh!!

Ran out of conditioner for my beard this morning. This shutdown is affecting me more than I expected.

#Thanks Obama #shutdown #end the suffering #justice #beard #beard care

All hail Fructum, the god of death, destruction, and citrus.

#fruit #god #blood offerings #obey #that feeling you get when you have been in the car for so long that the world outside your windows ceases to feel real

psychadelicate

In Soviet Russia, Netflix watch YOU! ...Just kidding, Netflix is watching everyone.

#yakov smirnoff #netflix #paranoia

Been reading up on this Zimmerman guy on Wikipedia all night. I don't care what the courts say, he seems pretty guilty to me. I mean, HE SIGNED THE TELEGRAM HIMSELF!! Also, why are we talking about this? It's not even the centennial anniversary yet.

#zimmermann #guilty #germany #telegram #history