You know what would be a good story? a fat girl vampire.
can you imagine?
āIāve never seen you eat are you insecureāĀ ānoā¦ā
āhere let me lift that for youāĀ āI got it, thanksā *uses inhuman strength to lift bags*
āIāve never seen you go to the beach, do you have trouble shopping for a bathing suitāĀ āhaha⦠yeahā
āThereās no way that girl can catch me⦠sheās huge!āĀ āHello, dinner.ā *running with super fast vampire speed*
āShe canāt fit in here! Iām safe!ā *turns into a gas and slips under the door*
āHow come you never go out?āĀ āWell, I never get invited to partiesā¦ā
āCome to the gym with me! We should lose weightāĀ āNot in a thousand years.ā (incidentally, thatās when she was last alive.)
āYou need to go on a diet!ā āIāll start with you.āĀ *literally eats that person*
hello
@bleedingfae

















