Hey, I'm handing out magical girl artifacts that grant mysterious and untold powers. All I need you to do is choose your element of power. It's-
No you can't all choose darkness. Or shadows. Because either you're joining the bad guys or you're going full chuuni with that option. Pick again.
Crystal? Good stuff, can't fault a classic.
Water? Girl, ok but let's work on that self esteem. Where's your main character energy? Water is sidekick stuff.
Can you- sorry? Did you ask for your element to be *guns?* Are you Rob Liefeld? I don't care what Homura did, you're supposed to be healing hearts and fighting darkness, not capping asses. Back in line.
BDS- wait what?! You can't do that on this show. I don't care what kinds of magical girls you're gushing over! And no whips!
Yeesh. Ok then. Who's next? You want... the endless void? Goddess dammit, no chuuni stuff! You're getting stars.
Who else? You want fire? Just regular fire, not all-consuming hellfire, not flames of lust? Finally! Take two.