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He looked just as offended. “Spoi, Oi’m bein’ serious. Oi don’t remember anythin’. An’ wot do yew mean ‘a while ago?”
"Years, maybe. Long enough for this to not be a joke." He slipped his cigarette case out of his pocket. " Smoke?"
"What is it this time."
"….when did yew get a hat? But more importantly, why am Oi dressed in black an’ when did Oi grow a beard?" Whine. "Oi’m scared that Oi don’t remember these things…"
" .... a while ago. And you should know that much. Actually, I'll just... let you know that this isn't at all funny." He's kind of offended.
"SPOOOOOIIII!!!!!"
"What is it this time."
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"That is it. Exactly."
"Oh." Awkward silence. "Yew know Oi’m really glad yeh told me that now an’ not Valentines day."
He just stares. Not a happy Spy.
"Because they do not meant actual, beating hearts."
"Soooo…are yew sayin’ yew don’t want a beatin’ heart fer Valentines day?"
"That is it. Exactly."
"Oi don’t understand. Yer supposed ta give people hearts fer valentines day. So why is it when Oi give people hearts they get upset?"
"Because they do not meant actual, beating hearts."
…I’ll need to make arrangements. How can I get in touch with you?
I'll be there when you need me, as corny as it may sound.
[ She seems to consider it. ]
That’s not wholly unreasonable. But how do I know you’ll keep your end of the bargain?
Well, you can either trust me or risk it.
Your decision.
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Please just tell me a damn amount so I know what I’m working with here.
A hundred or so dollars, monthly fee? I don't know how much staying alive is worth to you.
…I suppose that means something opulent. [ And out of her price range. ]
Is that the only way you’ll help me?
I can't give you something for nothing. And...
Did I say that?
Waitwaitwait. How much?
I..can’t steal, but I want to know.
Enough to support my lifestyle.
…Are you asking me to steal from the company?
...am I? May bad, my bad. Enjoy dying.
How much? My personal account isn’t as big as you’re probably thinking.
Who said anything about personal anythings.
It wasn't me.
I am listening. I’m just not inclined to believe he listens to anyone but himself.
What price are we talking about?
Money. I need it, you have it, and I can provide. I'm unfortunately still boggled down by this whole 'humanity' thing.
…How?
WE ARE AN ITEM.
Learn to listen. He'd probably do everything I asked just to make me happy.
…You know we’re not talking about a rogue mafia snitch, right? I doubt you can make it go away.
The man is my ... we are an item.
I'm quite sure I can make things go away.
