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Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

hlahlahlahlahly

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

a-softer-universe

There should be a word for the things we do

not because we want to

but because we want to be the kind of person who wants to.

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a-softer-universe

i don’t wish i were dead,

but some time off from being alive

would be nice.

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a-softer-universe

Live every day

like the cops

have no idea.

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theweirdwideweb

monstercub

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

monkeysaysficus

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

emotiona1shorty

Excuse me what the fuck is this

ichorandpride

you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

mylifewithfel

storm elemental it is

patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea

look guys this is how nature-based deities and spirits come about this is ridiculous

greater-than-the-sword

Are you aware that the first-ever video footage of ball lightning outside a laboratory was taken in 2014 and there are only like 3 or 4 videos like this in existence and this might be the most close-up one

theweirdwideweb

nalukaiooc

The fire cleanses

hotvampireadjacent

we aren’t build to last as a species

haru-desune

Flamo, sibling of stabby

oceaniespainting-deactivated202

Friends make you happy when you feel sad.

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macrovisual.orenkik

danieldurant

make me choose: ernst robel or moritz stiefel

magdellain

OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE.

SECRET

FREAKIN’

ROOMS

LIKE

PEOPLE

BUILD ROOMS

WITHIN ROOMS

BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME

THAT’S RIGHT

THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS

HONESTLY THOUGH

YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS

OR YOU’RE WRONG

kitty-mccat-deactivated20220312

I have always wanted a house with secret rooms.

ladyprincepyro-blog

My goal in life is to become an eccentric recluse with an entire manor filled with secret rooms young intrepid junior-detectives will want to explore to look for clues. I will then proceed to spook them periodically while wearing a bedsheet with holes cut out, and stare at them creepily from behind paintings.

biggest-goldiest-fish

This is my ultimate goal so far

rocketmermaid

I want a house so full of secret rooms that the Myst devs get jealous.

moonsapphires

sweet dreams bottle

you will need:

-rose quartz

-amethyst

-clear quartz

-sugar

-lilac sprigs

-rose petals

-lavender essential oil/eucalyptus essential oil/good night blends

-bottle and 2 cups

-pure water

-white candle

-incense of choice

-vanilla

steps:

1. light your candle. do this slowly, there’s no need to rush yourself into restful, fulfilling dreams!

2. prepare: sugar, rose, lilac, and vanilla in a small cup. pure water in the other cup. mix the first cup together with a finger to invoke your essence.

3. light your incense (and cleanse your crystals with it if need be!). once it burns for a bit, add the ash into the first cup.

4. put the mixture into your bottle, and then add water. then, add essential oils!!

5. hold each crystal above the bottle (one at a time) and ask it to infuse its energies into the spell. thank it and place aside.

6. blow out the candle, and pour the wax into the bottle. add a bit more sugar once it dries!

💖 have sweet dreams, loves! 💖