i'm not a mcfreaking egg

[current m!a: none] i am geode, a gem. except i'm not like the other gems.

[themonstermesh-blog]

M!A - You are now trapped in a gem object/device! (Mod can choose which device- but no mirrors!)

((I am conflicted between a sword, a tiara, or one of my tablets. Other OTAs help))

[themonstermesh-blog]

(( @carnelianofficialtwitter @bloodstone-official @tigerseye-quartz-unofficial @ask-emralds-officil-twiter ))

[tigerseye-quartz-unofficial]

A dildo

[themonstermesh-blog]

((You know what lets just hold a vote. Any OTA vote for what you want me to be. Dildo is now an option sadly))

[tigerseye-quartz-unofficial]

Talking dildo

[themonstermesh-blog]

((One vote for dildo any other votes. Please somebody else vote.))

[bloodstone-official]

A tablet

[themonstermesh-blog]

((We now have 2 dildos and a tablet))

[tigerseye-quartz-unofficial]

(( @demon-smoke @witchywaterstone I need you guys to vote dildo))

[themonstermesh-blog]

((NOOOOOO))

[demon-smoke]

((fleshlight))

[themonstermesh-blog]

((Is that another dildo thing?))

[geode-ota]

HOW ABOUT

a tiara

[the-write-ideas]

Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

[geode-ota]

*screeches*

( yo send some m!as or asks or somethin )

[lefteyeamethyst]

ROSES OF SIN M!A

Whoop whoop another M!A since I feel encouraged that people will use them thanks to Blood-Mom (thats your name now)

The Muse will hold onto the rose for the whole of the M!A, and will be extremely protective of it. The Mod decides how long the M!A lasts, however the M!A will end early if the Muse lets go of the rose, whether they do it accidentally themselves or if someone else takes it off them.

Red Rose - Wrath. Muse becomes a giant ball of hate and destruction, destroying everything and everyone in their path.

Orange Rose - Gluttony. Muse will eat, eat and eat. And when their is no food left, they’ll begin to try and eat other people.

Yellow Rose - Pride. Muse will boast on and on about how great and amazing they are, and are eagerly willing to prove it.

Green Rose - Greed. Muse will want more. Whether its more planets or places conquered or just money, this muse will get it no matter what.

Cyan Rose - Sloth. Muse will become incredibly lazy and sleep often. Anyone that wakes them up will most likely die a horrible death.

Blue Rose - Lust. Muse wants sex. Sex sex sex sex sex they’ll fuck the first person they see and then get bored and move onto the next person

Purple Rose - Envy. Muse will begin to hate others for having things they want, and will do anything necessary to get it, even if it means killing them

[geode-ota]

Quality M!A Masterlist

----- Physical M!As -----

Time Warp: Muse is suddenly a specified age.

Hardware Change: Muse is suddenly a specified gender.

Pinch And Drag: Muse is suddenly a specified size.

Odd Organism: Muse is turned into a specified animal.

Odder Organism: Muse is turned into a specified monster.

Beep Boop: Muse is turned into a robot. If muse is normally a robot, they are now a living being.

Spirit Door: Muse is turned into a ghost. If muse is normally a ghost, they are now alive.

Oh Hell No: Muse is split into good and evil versions of themself.

Assimilation: Muse now has specified robotic features or components.

Flutter: Muse now has wings of a specified size.

Name It: A specified physical feature of the muse's is now very different.

----- Personality M!As -----

Abloo Bloo: Muse can't stop crying.

Snuggle Bug: Muse is now exceptionally affectionate to everyone.

ESAD: Muse suddenly despises a specified person or thing.

Red Heart: Muse is now passionately in love with a specified person.

Hero Worship: Muse idolizes a specified person and thinks everything about them is amazing.

Obsession: Muse cannot stop thinking about a specified person or thing.

Constant Boners: Muse's libido has gone wild and they can't stop thinking about sex.

Rustled Jimmies: Muse is rebellious and easily angered.

Game Over Man: Muse is now terrified of a specified thing.

----- Abilities and Afflictions -----

3D Motion: Muse can now fly.

Lights Out: Muse cannot see.

Muted Speakers: Muse cannot hear.

Muted Mic: Muse has no voice and can't make a sound.

Heavy Chest: Muse suddenly has difficulty breathing.

Now Try Rapping: Muse now thpeakth with a lithp.

S.S. Stutter: Muse now speaks with a s-severe stu-stutt-t-ter.

Nerve Pain: Muse is struck by intense, constant pain which nothing can alleviate.

Sucky Symptoms: Muse becomes miserably ill with specified symptoms.

Woop Bang Crash: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance.

Bonk Smack Thump: Muse suddenly loses all feeling in their limbs.

Twitchy Skin: Muse is extremely sensitive to touch.

Whoa Mama: Muse orgasms every time their name is said.

Sweet n Spicy: Muse feels like their mouth is on fire and only kisses make it stop.

Let Me Up: Muse is tied down and at the mercy of others.

Minor Inconvenience: Muse's clothes have all gone missing.

Strip Party: One item of muse's clothing disappears every time a specified thing occurs.

Mee Yow: Muse is suddenly some kind of sex kitten.

Pshhh Naw: Muse is now completely drunk.

Pick Your Poison: Muse has to do a specified thing every time their name is said.

Truth Obsession: Muse either cannot lie, or they cannot stop lying.

Dancing On The Ceiling: Muse is somehow unaffected by gravity.

That's Creepy: Muse now looks exactly like a specified person.

No Survivors: Muse is suddenly on a murderous rampage.

Spicy Meatball: Muse breathes fire whenever they open their mouth.

Seadweller: Muse is now aquatic and cannot survive out of water.

400 Blankets: Muse is now freezing cold and can't seem to get warm.

Shouldn't Have Said That: Muse has lost their verbal filter and now blurts whatever comes to mind.

Thirsty: Muse is now a blood-drinker. They don't get fangs or special abilities, but they must now find blood to drink or they will starve. Other food and drink makes them vomit.

Just Not Your Day: A tiny storm cloud follows muse around and rains on them at specified times.

He Has A Point: Muse now has an angel and a demon, which only they can see and hear, perched on their shoulders and offering advice.

----- Interactive M!As -----

Kiss Me Whole: Muse is slowly fading away and will only return to normal when kissed.

Song And A Kiss: Muse loses their voice and will only regain it when kissed.

Don't Make It Creepy: Muse falls asleep and can only be awoken with a kiss.

I'll Owe You: Muse turns into a frog and will only return to normal when kissed.

Gimme Sugar: Muse suddenly wants to kiss anyone who says their name.

C'mere Babe: Muse is suddenly compelled to kiss anyone who sends them an ask.

Very Well: Muse is owned by a specified person and must obey their commands.

Yes Mistress: Muse must submit to any commands given to them.

Come Fairy: Specified person has the ability to bring muse to orgasm by pointing at them.

Stuck On You: Muse is chained to a specified person for a certain length of time. Include chain leeway/length.

I Feel Strange: Muse swaps personalities with a specified person.

I Look Strange: Muse swaps bodies with a specified person.

Bad Sexy Idea: Muse is now on a quest to make out with the one person they know they shouldn't.

B-Baka: Muse now acts like a bashful, blushing klutz around a specified person.

Ooh Kinky: Muse is suddenly into BDSM and on a mission to get it on with a specified person.

Hey Whatcha Doin: Muse is compelled to follow a specified person around and can't leave them alone.

TMI Warning: Muse is compelled to confess an opinion or feeling they have about anyone they speak to.

[horrificmemes]

Send my muse a curse!

M!A’s based on original curses and some inspired by famous curses in history.

Button Eyes: whoever sends this has ownership of a voodoo doll especially made for my muse, and can inflict harm on them at will. Lasts as long as they want.

Bad Luck: muse has a classic case of bad luck and nothing will go right for them for a full day.

The Crying Boy: muse feels like their insides are on fire. Lasts a full day.

Lost Soul: muse is stuck in a ghostly dimension; they can see everything going on around them, but no one can see or hear them. Lasts two days.

Worst Fears: muse is haunted by the thing(s) that scare them the most. Lasts a full day.

Kennedy: bad luck follows not only my muse, but all of their friends and family as well! (Ask permission from other muns before involving anyone else in this curse). Lasts two days.

Seeing Red: muse sees blood everywhere they look. Bonus points if they’re afraid or disgusted by blood. Lasts a full day.

Murrain: muse is deathly ill. Lasts two days.

Ravenous: muse is constantly starving but cannot be satisfied. Lasts two days.

Loathly: muse is transformed, becoming increasingly more haggard and/or monstrous in appearance. An act of kindness towards them will break the curse.

A New Roommate: an evil spirit possesses my muse’s body. How it behaves is up to the mun. Lasts three days.

Followed: spirits from my muse’s past are following them around. Lasts two days.

Not a Wink: muse can’t sleep no matter how tired they feel. Lasts three days.

The Bell Witch: muse’s home is plagued by relentless poltergeist activity. Lasts two days.

[geode-ota]

Steven Universe Specific M!A's

Fusion M!A: Your muse has been fused with another muse of anon's choosing! Lasts as long as anon or mun decides, but has to be agreed by both muns.

Split Up M!A: On the flipside, if your muse is a perma-fusion (ex. Garnet), they have been split apart and are unable to fuse with each other!

Fusionless M!A: Alternatively, muse can be unable to fuse with another Gem/muse, or unable to fuse at all. Lasts as long as specified or decided by mun.

Limb Enhancer M!A: Your muse has gained brand new limb enhancers! So shiny and sleek! Powers can be specified or "default" (having the same abilities as Peridot's). They cannot be removed unless muse gets "poofed", but will reattach once they have regenerated if the M!A is still active. Lasts as long as specified or decided.

Limbless M!A: Also on the flipside, if your muse already has limb enhancers they have now been taken away! Get used to being short. If limbs are irremovable, they are now unable to function. Lasts as long as specified or decided.

Cracked M!A: Your muse's gemstone is now cracked! It has the potential to worsen, so be careful. Whether it's a surface crack or deep crack can be specified. Lasts as long as specified, decided, or until their gem is healed.

Corruption M!A: Your muse has gone corrupt! They are stuck in their corrupted form for as long as specified or decided.

Weapon Loss/Swap M!A: Your muse's weapon or special power is gone! It can either be gone completely or be swapped with another Gem's or muse's. Both muns have to agree on the latter, lasts as long as specified or decided.

Alliance Switch M!A: Your muse has switched sides! If they are loyal to Homeworld they're now a Crystal Gem and vice versa. If they are on neither side it can be specified as to where their loyalty goes to.

[maverick-hunter-axl]

"You're really gonna make me join this party, aren't you?"

Magic Anon Submission List

Affection Compulsions:

Decadence: I will kiss everyone who talks to me for 12 hours.

Mine: I will be obsessed with (anon specifies) for ten hours.

Forever Yours: I will fall madly in love with the next person I see on my dashboard and remain in love with them for three days.

New Allegiance: For the next (anon specifies), I will love those I hated and be scared or hate those I loved. Any relationships I have that are in the middle ground are unaffected.

Perfect Insanity: For the next (anon decides), I will be on a quest to make out with the one person I know I shouldn’t.

This Moment: I will be in love with (anon specifies) for two days. 

Emotional Upheaval:

Anthem: I will be followed by music that fits my mood for (anon decides).

By Myself: I lose (handler decides someone or something important) for ten hours.

Severe Emotional Distress: I will be obsessed with an event or occurrence (anon decides what) that will cause me to express related, overwhelming emotions for two hours.

Tear Away: I distance myself from a close friend (anon decides who) in favor of another person (anon decides who) for 12 hours.

Enforced Compliance:

Administering Control: I have to accept and act upon the commands given by the next (anon decides) people in my ask inbox.

Answer!: I will have to answer anything asked of me completely truthfully for one day. Failure to comply will result in an unpleasant event (anon can specify what).

Bound: I will be physically chained to (anon decides) for (anon decides). Please include the length of the chain.

Fire and Ice: I will become best friends with someone I normally don’t get along with (anon specifies) for (anon decides).

Follow You Home: I will follow (anon decides) for four hours.

Free Will Sacrifice: I will become a butler [male character]/maid [female character] of (anon decides) for twelve hours.

I Walk Beside You: I am the loyal guardian to the next person to post a message in my Ask inbox for two days.

I Will Be Your Witness: I have to confess something that I think of or feel toward anyone who speaks to me each time they speak to me for six hours.

Mutter: I will say everything that crosses my mind for one day.

My Child: I find a baby in a basket and am required to take care of it for (anon decides).

Taking Over Me: I am the unwilling servant of the next person to post a message in my Ask inbox for eight hours.

Zero Becomes One: All decisions I make for 12 hours must be decided by chance (dice roll, coin flip, random number generator, etc.).

Fear Compulsions:

Asylum: I will think that they are coming for me and do everything in my power to escape them, fleeing for my life until they give up the chase in (anon decides).

Blood and Tears: I will be plagued by horrific images and scenes, while asleepand awake, for two days.

Easier to Run: I will believe that I am being stalked for (anon decides).

Fear Catalyst: I will be extremely terrified of (anon decides) for six hours.

It’s the Fear: I will be extremely paranoid about (anon decides) for (anon decides).

My Own Savior: I will believe I have been betrayed by the people closest to me for the next three days.

Handicap:

Darkness: I will be blind for six hours.

Echo: I will suffer from an irresistibly cute stutter for (anon decides).

Nothing Left To Say: I will be unable to speak for four hours.

Why So Silent?: I will be deaf for six hours.

I Require Medical Attention:

Body Breakdown: I will be sick with a unique flu for (anon decides) with variant/unusual/odd symptoms (can be determined by anon). If anon does not provide symptoms, my handler will.

Diagnosis Terminal: Despite all efforts to convince me otherwise, I will believe that I am dying for (anon decides).

The Infection: I will be ill for eight hours.

Stricken: I will suffer an injury (type and severity determined by anon) that will persist for (anon decides).

Jekyll and Hyde:

Another Strange Me: I will split into two versions of myself—one good, one evil—for (anon decides).

Betrayal: I’m a nice guy? Now I’m bad. I’m a bad guy? Now I’m good. I’m somewhere in between? …Damn it, I’m a fucking cat. Nyan, mother****er. Lasts for (anon decides).

Mind-Affecting:

A Chore for the Lost: I become obsessed with making everything perfect for six hours.

All I Want: I will have an unusual craving for (anon decides) for eight hours.

The Animal: I will believe that I am an animal (anon chooses what) for one day.

The Courtesy Call: I will hear an alarm go off sporadically for the next 18 hours but be unable to find the source.

The Dimension Gauntlet: I will be stuck in an alternate universe (anon can specify the conditions of the AU) with [total/some/little/no] (anon decides) recollection of my home universe for seven days.

Dream Weaver: I will have the ability to trespass in the dreams and/or nightmares of others for (anon decides).

Fragments of Memories: I will suffer from full or partial amnesia (anon decides) for five days.

The Grand Illusion: I will experience vivid hallucinations for two days.

Like You: I believe myself to be (anon specifies another character) for five hours.

Memory Of…: I will lose all memory of the person closest to me for (anon decides).

The Obsessive Devotion: I will have OCD regarding (anon decides) for (anon decides).

Transformation:

A Gift or a Curse?: I will switch gender for (anon decides).

Bark at the Moon: I will transform into a dog (anon can choose breed) for (anon decides).

Dead to the World: I will be found ‘dead’ and must watch my loved ones mourn my loss until I ‘come back to life’ in (anon decides).

Embrace of the Endless Ocean: I will transform into a merman [male character]/mermaid [female character] for three days.

Enemy: I will take on the appearance of someone I hate for 16 hours.

Everybody Wants to Be a Cat: I will transform into a house cat (anon can choose breed) for (anon decides).

The Flame of Youth: For (anon decides), I will be seen by everyone I interact with as a child, although I do not perceive the change myself.

Great Spirits: I can talk with nature for three days.

Innocence: I will transform into an (anon decides)-year-old child for three days.

Maybe I’m a Lion: I will transform into a big cat (anon can choose species) for (anon decides).

Pure Spirits of the Forest: I will transform into a fairy for (anon decides).

Strange Wings: I will have cute little wings for (anon decides). The wings are big enough that I need to account for them when getting dressed but too small for me to be able to fly.

Two Worlds: I will switch bodies with (anon decides, but handlers must agree) for (anon decides).

Violence Compulsions:

A Beast Am I: A demon will possess my body for four hours.

Another Way to Die: I will want to kill every character I interact with for (anon decides), and the only way to stop this is by killing me or making me kill myself. I will come back, but whether or not I am aware of such is the anon’s decision.

Battle of Sudden Flame: I will be quick to anger and overly violent for the next (anon decides).

Let the Monster Rise: My thirst for blood is all-consuming and insatiable, but rather than being a vampire, I simply thirst for blood for (anon decides). Failure to find an adequate supply will result in starvation and attempts to consume other food or drink will result in vomiting.

Tattered Banners and Bloody Flags: I will attempt to overthrow anyone in a position of power for 12 hours.

You’re That Jerk:

Better Than You: I am incredibly cocky and refuse any and all criticism for two days.

I Made It All Up: I will attempt to con others into doing things for me for ten hours.

I Rule: I become power-hungry, trying to rule over everyone that I interact with for one day.

Intoxication: I will talk and act as if inebriated, hitting on everyone I interact with, for four hours.

You Give Love a Bad Name: I will do everything in my power for (anon decides) to tear couples apart, enjoying the pain and distrust it causes.

[geode-ota]

Disney-Inspired Magic Anons

Sleeping Beauty: Muse has fallen asleep and only a kiss from [Anon Specifies] can awaken them! Those who kiss and fail to wake the muse will fall prey to the sleeping curse too. [Until original cursed muse is woken up]

The Little Mermaid: Oh the price for true love is a great one. The muse has lost their voice for three days! If they do not receive a kiss from [Anon Specifies] by sunset on the third day, only a grim fate awaits them.

Snow White: Run and hide! A dark shadow seeks to obtain the muse's heart, and will go to any length to have it. If the muse eats any fruit, they will fall asleep until woken with a kiss from [Anon Specifies]. During this sleep they are plagued by endless nightmares.

Cinderella: The muse is stuck in a poofy princess dress [complete with glass slippers] until midnight. The dress cannot be removed by any means, magical or otherwise.

The Snow Queen: A shard of a cursed mirror has lodged itself in the muse's heart, freezing it entirely. Only the warmth of pure love can thaw this heart. The muse will turn colder and colder over the course of three days unless their heart is thawed by [Anon Specifies] in an act of true love. Once the heart freezes entirely, so will the muse.

Alice in Wonderland: The muse suffers from intense and vivid hallucinations for a day, unable to recognize anyone they interact with, interpreting them as the characters from Alice in Wonderland.

Beauty and the Beast: Muse is turned into a hideous monster. This curse can only be broken by true love. The words 'I love you' must be genuinely spoken to the muse for them to change back. But beware! If the curse isn't broken in three days, a beast they will remain.

A Thousand and One Nights: The muse finds a bottle with a genie inside! Their heart's desire is granted immediately, but at the hefty price of [Anon Specifies]. Will they trade their wish back to retrieve what they lost?

The Frog Prince: Muse is turned into a frog and can only change back through the kiss of a Princess or [Anon Specifies]. Be careful who you talk to, chatty frogs end up in government labs!

Finding Dory: Muse suffers from extreme memory loss and can't seem to recall anything for longer than a few moments. This curse lasts for [Anon Specifies] and cannot be broken.

The Sword in the Stone: All hail the King! The muse has just pulled Excalibur from a stone, a feat none could do before them. But how will they handle running an entire kingdom? Will they crumble under the pressure? [Alternate: Muse believes they are King Arthur for x number of days].

[geode-ota]

Pokemon M!As!

In honor of X/Y in a few days, I thought I'd make some Pokemon-styled Magic Anons to torment our muses with.

Curse of Ninetales: Muse is turned into a Pokemon for three days. Anon may either specify or mun can generate a number to get the ID for the Pokemon.

So ya say ya want an Evolution?!: Muse is permanently stuck in their first, powered-up form for three days. If muse normally doesn't have such a form, they are instead aged ahead 5 years for three days.

Mega Evolution: Muse gains a new, ultra powerful form that's more powerful than any they've had before. Be careful, though, as the muse can only activate it once, and it doesn't last that long. After that, they'll be completely defenseless.

DWAbility: Muse suddenly uncovers a power they never had before for three days. Anon can specify, or else mun is free to pick (remember it can be helpful or useless)

I choose you, Pikachu!: Muse now has a Pikachu that follows them wherever they go. Hey, it doesn't like the Pokeball, after all. It also doesn't understand the muse's language too well...

Ash's Cap: Muse suddenly becomes obsessed with wearing a baseball cap for three days. If the cap is ever stolen, muse will try to do everything in their power to get it back.

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear: Muse suddenly becomes obsessed with wearing shorts for three days. Muse will tell everyone how much they love shorts and try to get everyone else to wear them too.

Top 20 Percentile: Muse has a sudden obsession to talk about their Ratatta to anyone who will listen (and everyone who won't) for three days. Muse will also barge into the Ask Box of other muses to tell them how great it is.

HM05: Muse is suddenly blind. The spell will wear off in three days or hit with an intense flash of light (ex: a camera flash)

Impostor: Muse hit with this spell will turn into the first muse in their Ask Box for three days. Muse will also have the same powers.

Mausda Method: Muse is suddenly wearing an outfit they rarely use for three days.

Dream Eater: Muse suddenly can't consume food anymore and can only find sustenance in consuming the dreams of others for three days. Good dreams taste good, while nightmares can make them ill. Children's dreams tend to be the most delicious...

Weather Wars: Wherever the muse goes, a sunny day/rainstorm/sandstorm/hailstorm (anon specifies) follows overhead. If muse comes into contact with another muse under the same curse, the two are compelled to fight each other. Lasts three days.

Flame Body: YEOUCH! For three days, your muse is literally too hot to touch! While the muse doesn't feel any different, no one else can touch the muse without getting burned.

Cute Charm: For three days, muses of the opposite gender can't help but fall for your muse.

Normalize: For three days, muse has lost all powers and is nothing more than a normal human (even if they're normally another species). If muse is already a normal human, they suddenly develop powers for three days.

Contrary: For three days, muse will always say the opposite of what they mean.

THIS IS LEGIT, GUYS!: For three days, muse is compelled to cheat, lie, and be sneaky (more mean spirited than Contrary)

Glitch City: For three days, muse suddenly believes the world around him/her is falling apart. Holes in the sky, code everywhere, chunks of land missing, the works. However, everything is actually fine.

Missingno.: For three days, muse physically corrupts and damages any non-living thing they touch. It will warp the environment except every 6th touch makes several hundred copies of it.

Feel free to add more!

[geode-ota]

Dragon-themed M!As

Albino Dragon: Muse now is, you guessed it, albino.

Arsani Dragon: Muse will give their possessions to anyone as a gift.

Balloon Dragon: Muse somehow floats in the air.

Black Dragon: Muse can now use a little bit of magic.

Black Capped Teimarr: Muse will have the urge to get away from home as far as possible.

Black Marrow Dragon: Muse will look dead to others even though they’re healthy and alive.

Black Tea Dragon: Muse somehow emits a scent attracting all kinds of insects. Hope you’re not afraid…

Blacktip Dragon: That date won’t happen… Muse cannot flirt, kiss, or do anything of the sort!

Bleeding Moon Dragon: Do not touch! Muse emits a strong poison, affecting anyone but themselves.

Blusang Lindwurm: Damn stairs… Muse cannot walk and will have to find another way if they want to go anywhere!

Bright-Breasted Wyvern: Muse can only wear bright colors. It’s time to party!

Bright Pink Dragon: Muse now becomes extremely flirty!

Brimstone Dragon: Muse thinks everyone sees them as worthless and hates them.

Canopy Dragon: What do you mean, I can’t climb up there? Muse might just find themselves up in a high tree or on the rooftops!

Cavern Lurker Dragon: Muse will be completely unable to go out in sunlight.

Cheese Dragon: Muse will think everything is food. Om nom nom…

Coastal Waverunner: Muse will grow fins.

Copper Dragon: Muse cannot leave the sunlight, or they will get hurt.

Crimson Flare Pygmy: Can’t stop! Muse will feel the need to go as fast as possible!

Dark Green Dragon: Muse will leave a trail of flowers, vines and grass behind wherever they walk.

Dark Myst Pygmy: Wait, who was that..? Muse forgets everyone!

Day Glory Drake: Muse becomes incredibly hot to the touch. Every time someone touches Muse, it becomes higher.

Daydream Dragon: I’m feeling….a bit….sleepy… Muse will randomly fall asleep, no matter what time of the day it is!

Deep Sea Dragon: Muse has glowy skin, scales and gills. Yay.

Dorsal Dragon: Muse can only talk about themselves.

Duotone Dragon: Right or left? Muse gets two different personalities, and no matter what the problem is, they always want to choose different things.

Electric Dragon: Muse has the urge to touch anything that’ll give them a shock.

Ember Dragon: Muse is sick! (Anon decides symptoms.)

Flamingo Wyvern: Muse will fight over absolutely anything.

Frilled Dragon: Muse is now a child!

Geode Dragon: Muse becomes huge! (Anon decides size.)

Gilded Bloodscale Dragon: Every time someone says Muse’s name, something happens [Anon’s choice]

Gold Dragon: Muse gains a metallic gleam to them, and might just be mistaken for a golden statue.

Golden Wyvern: Any metal Muse touches turns into gold.

Gold-horned Tangar: Muse loses their most prized possession.

Grave Dragon: Muse will sometimes uncontrollably attack others.

Gray Dragon: Everything is just horrible…. Muse becomes extremely depressed, with a raincloud following them as bonus!

Green Dragon: Muse becomes one of the dragons on this list (Anon decides which. Check dragcave.wikia.com for their appearance!)

Guardian Dragon: Muse becomes overprotective of [anon’s choice]. Hope they won’t get annoyed…

Guardian of Nature: Muse gains the power of three elements, chosen by the anon. Don’t piss them off, now….

Harvest Dragon: IS THAT FOOD?! Muse becomes incredibly hungry, no matter how much they eat.

Heartseeker Dragon: Muse used Attract! Anyone who comes close will be captivated by that sweet, sweet scent.

Hellfire Wyvern: If Muse is female, they become extremely aggressive. If Muse is male, they become scared of everything and extremely submissive.

Hellhorse Dragon: Muse just needs to release their anger and becomes extremely violent!

Holly Dragon: Muse becomes extremely cheerful and will try to get others cheerful too!

Horse Dragon: Muse cannot speak.

Ice Dragon: Muse becomes similar to ice. Touching water? It’s frozen over. Touching fire? It’s game over!

Imperial Fleshcrowne: Help! Muse will get scared of even the slightest things...

Lumina Dragon: Muse will think about nothing but dirty, dirty things. Too bad, though, since everyone they had those thoughts about will get to see them when the M!A is over.

Magi Dragon: Muse will be able to teleport small distances. Need to get to the other side of the room? Simple!

Magma Dragon: Fire won’t kill Muse anymore…. but they’ll still feel it! Ouch…

Mint Dragon: Muse thinks everyone sees them as worthless…

Misfit Pygmy: Watch out! Muse will play pranks on anyone, even their lover and/or best friend!

Moonstone Dragon: Muse becomes a werewolf.

Nebula Dragon: Aren't those stars pretty? Muse can predict the future, using [anon's choice].

Neglected Dragon: Muse will try and take revenge on anyone who has ever done something bad to them, no matter how small.

Neotropical Dragon: Muse feels the need to party all night. Wooo!

Night Glory Drake: Muse becomes incredibly cold to the touch. Every time someone touches Muse, it becomes lower.

Nilia Pygmy: Muse becomes hyperactive, and will constantly bug a person of the anon’s choice. Prepare yourself for angry people…

Nocturne Dragon: Wait, is that the sun I see..? Muse now will be unable to move in sunlight!

Ochredrake: Muse cannot think anything without saying it out loud anymore! Better get rid of those dirty thoughts…

Olive Dragon: Muse is now an animal of anon’s choice!

Paper Dragon: Muse is flat and fragile like paper.

Pillow Dragon: Mmm, fluffy…. Muse wants to hug everyone!

Pink Dragon: It’s time for our beloved… GENDERBEND!

Pumpkin Dragon: Muse will be bound to a certain object [anon’s choice]. Whatever happens to the object happens to the muse too!

Purple Dragon: Muse will be extremely innocent. How was i made, mommy?

Pygmy Dragon: Muse is now tiny! How tiny exactly? Well, that’s up to the anon….

Red Dragon: Muse just wants to destroy a couple of villages. Maybe throw a few cities in there too.

Red-finned Tidal Dragon: Muse dances non-stop.

Ribbon Dancer: Muse has to sing everything they say in song lyrics.

Ridgewing Dragon: Muse is happy and smiles at all times. Even if their best friend just died.

Rosebud Dragon: Muse only likes the smell of [anon’s choice] and will attempt to make everything smell like that.

Royal Blue Dragon: Where are my servants? Muse thinks they are a prince/princess!

Royal Crimson Dragon: The title ‘Royal’ is there for a reason. Muse becomes extremely arrogant!

Seasonal Dragon: Muse’s personality becomes centered around a certain season… Winter? Cold! Summer? Extremely excitable!

Seawyrm Pygmy: Muse becomes a magical girl. No, there aren’t refunds on Soul Gems.

Seragamma Wyvern: Muse loses [anon’s choice] until they kill someone…or get killed.

Shadow Walker: Muse becomes nearly invisible.

Shallow Water Dragon: Is this what happened to Haru? Muse will feel somewhat stra- IS THAT A POOL?!

Shimmer-scale Dragon: Muse is extremely wanted by everyone for some reason… Who doesn’t want to own your muse?

Silver Dragon: Muse glows. A lot.

Skywing Dragon: Muse will gain wings. That’s all. Nothing else. Just wings.

Snow Angel Dragon: Muse is slowly freezing! If they don’t get warmed up, they’ll be unable to move, speak and eventually die!

Soulpeace Dragon: Muse switches personalities with someone.

Speckle-throated Dragon: Muse switches bodies with someone.

Spitfire Dragon: Muse just wants to see blood, and will hurt themselves.

Spotted Greenwing: Muse will try to hug everyone they see.

Stone Dragon: Why is it so hard to walk? Muse remains their normal self, but becomes incredibly heavy!

Striped Dragon: Where did you go? Muse will be able to get the same color as anything they touch!

Sunrise Dragon: Muse is an angel.

Sunset Dragon: Muse is an demon.

Sunsong Amphiptere: Jackpot! Muse will have AMAZING luck!

Sunstone Dragon: Muse's spirit is bound to a certain object [anon's choice] and they will have to find their body back.

Swallowtail Dragon: Muse is a minor god/goddess of [anon's choice]

Sweetling Dragon: Muse will beg, scream and even attack, just to get their favorite [anon’s choice]

Terrae Dragon: Muse cannot sleep and will feel the need to work all day.

Thunder Dragon: Muse will shock to anyone who comes too close.

Tinsel Dragon: Muse will be hopelessly in love with [anon's choice].

Tri-Horn Wyvern: Muse is extremely, extremely ill. Hallucinations, vomiting and blood with a chance of death!

Tsunami Wyvern: Muse will be incredibly manipulative.

Turpentine Dragon: My bed is the most popular tourist attraction. Muse is drunk!

Two-Finned Bluna: Muse wants to kiss/hug/[anon's choice] everyone in their inbox!

Two-Headed Dragon: Muse is split into two different versions. Anon decides personalities.

Two-Headed Lindwurm: Muse will be an animal hybrid. Anon decides the animal.

Ultraviolet Dragon: Muse will have hallucinations.

Valentine Dragon: Muse will randomly speak their thoughts about someone out loud.

Vampire Dragon: Muse will want to drink nothing but blood.

Water Dragon: Is that a tail..? Muse is a mermaid/man.

Water Walker Dragon: Muse can walk on paths made on water and air, but they're thin and slippery.

Waterhorse Dragon: Muse will be soaking wet at all times, no matter how much they have been in the sun.

Whiptail Dragon: Muse cannot feel emotions anymore.

White Dragon: Muse will heal any wounds immediately and is unable to get sick.

Winter Magi Dragon: Muse finds a book of spells in their hands! Will they use it for good or for bad?

Wrapping-Wing Dragon: Muse is turned into a toy, only able to speak and walk.

Yellow-Crowned Dragon: Pack your stuff, we’re going to the desert! Muse will want to stay in the sun as long as possible.

Yulebuck Dragon: Wait, really? Muse will believe anything they’re told, from lies to insults.

Zombie Dragon: Braaaaains……

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #700:

your characters are like geodes

if you want to see what they’re really made of

you must break them

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this is the best writing tip ive heard in ages

[sadboyfactory]

Rebecca Sugar may have taken this a little too seriously

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@petrichorcryptidlore

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*cackling*

[askadultquartz]

*shifts uncomfortably in seat*

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april fools

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( feel free to send some m!a's, asks, etc! )

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Disney-Inspired Magic Anons

Sleeping Beauty: Muse has fallen asleep and only a kiss from [Anon Specifies] can awaken them! Those who kiss and fail to wake the muse will fall prey to the sleeping curse too. [Until original cursed muse is woken up]

The Little Mermaid: Oh the price for true love is a great one. The muse has lost their voice for three days! If they do not receive a kiss from [Anon Specifies] by sunset on the third day, only a grim fate awaits them.

Snow White: Run and hide! A dark shadow seeks to obtain the muse's heart, and will go to any length to have it. If the muse eats any fruit, they will fall asleep until woken with a kiss from [Anon Specifies]. During this sleep they are plagued by endless nightmares.

Cinderella: The muse is stuck in a poofy princess dress [complete with glass slippers] until midnight. The dress cannot be removed by any means, magical or otherwise.

The Snow Queen: A shard of a cursed mirror has lodged itself in the muse's heart, freezing it entirely. Only the warmth of pure love can thaw this heart. The muse will turn colder and colder over the course of three days unless their heart is thawed by [Anon Specifies] in an act of true love. Once the heart freezes entirely, so will the muse.

Alice in Wonderland: The muse suffers from intense and vivid hallucinations for a day, unable to recognize anyone they interact with, interpreting them as the characters from Alice in Wonderland.

Beauty and the Beast: Muse is turned into a hideous monster. This curse can only be broken by true love. The words 'I love you' must be genuinely spoken to the muse for them to change back. But beware! If the curse isn't broken in three days, a beast they will remain.

A Thousand and One Nights: The muse finds a bottle with a genie inside! Their heart's desire is granted immediately, but at the hefty price of [Anon Specifies]. Will they trade their wish back to retrieve what they lost?

The Frog Prince: Muse is turned into a frog and can only change back through the kiss of a Princess or [Anon Specifies]. Be careful who you talk to, chatty frogs end up in government labs!

Finding Dory: Muse suffers from extreme memory loss and can't seem to recall anything for longer than a few moments. This curse lasts for [Anon Specifies] and cannot be broken.

The Sword in the Stone: All hail the King! The muse has just pulled Excalibur from a stone, a feat none could do before them. But how will they handle running an entire kingdom? Will they crumble under the pressure? [Alternate: Muse believes they are King Arthur for x number of days].

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Children's Lit Magic!Anons (feel free to add more: anon determines time for all)

Alice in Wonderland: Character speaks in nonsensical riddles determines time)

The Borrowers: Character becomes tiny

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: Character is sent on a quest (anon decides goal)

The Chronicles of Narnia: Character finds an alternate universe in an unexpected place

The Neverending Story: Character finds a book that responds to their actions

Where The Wild Things Are: Character becomes a monster

Harry Potter: Character gains magical powers

Winnie the Pooh: Character becomes an animal

Catwings: Character grows wings

The Swiss Family Robinson: Character is shipwrecked

A Christmas Carol: Character is visited by ghosts representing their past, present and future

The Water Babies: Character can breathe under water

Treasure Island: Character discovers a treasure trove

The Reluctant Dragon: Character must defeat a dragon

Peter Pan: Character can use magic to fly