The Geoff Vasile Show!

I'm a cartoonist and illustrator living in San Francisco. https://patreon.com/geoffvasile

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Here's the first in a series of comics wherein I try to explain my ridiculous "adult" life to my younger self. 

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New Jersey road rage meets California passive aggression. 

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Don’t worry; I didn’t miss my train.

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Did you know that I have a Patreon? Well, I do! For a measly buck, you can read this whole comic over there! P.S. It’s not about my keys!

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If you can't build a relationship out of a mutual love for avocados, is there any hope for romance at all?

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I love "The Good Place" as much as I hate being a part of a culture that exploits people's insecurities for profit!

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I actually started drawing this before yesterday’s school shooting. I wish it hadn’t proven so eerily prescient. 

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Man, I’m nostalgic for pissing out the window.

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Old guys need pants, too.

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Here are some comics I made about clothes.

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It's been a fun ride, but apparently, the time has come to put my mental health care in the hands of a new stranger. Hopefully, this happens once a year, like an annual draft in professional sports. That ought to keep things fresh!

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Man, I fucking hate springtime.

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Sometimes, I'm looking for the perfect version of myself at the bottom of a bottle; Sometimes, I'm looking for it on MySpace.

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Sometimes, these wind up more as drawing and storytelling exercises than actual "diary" entries. A few days ago, I heard some rustling around the house in the middle of the night and thought, "what if that's a burglar? What would I do?" This comic is the result. I'm not sure it's entirely successful, but I like the black-spotting, and I don't think there are any typos, so here it is.

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I dream about my parents pretty frequently. I can't say there's an over-arching theme to these dreams, although an experienced analyst could probably make sense of them, eventually. I don't think that analyst would be able to explain the Wyoming thing, though. 

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My best attempts at subterfuge, thwarted by the subscription postcard!