historia antiqua

" For thus did I become the guarantor of the people's hard work, wisdom, and future. This is the trust I have placed in them. Betray it, and you taint my blood. "

[geolapis]

       THE CEO OF MORA, OH WAIT...he just only looks like it. Still, he is the embodiment of wealth itself and being poor has never once cross his mind. Mister No Moneybags in his pocket, Zhongli of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor is here to take your wallet and make bank with luxury items that’s needing a major discount! Please REBLOG & LIKE if interested wink wonk! 

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holidays are over

i am free from hell

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       “They were truly not lying when they say that Albedo, the Head Alchemist, was a truly handsome man.”

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I love blondes...

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I will make time

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@withguoba​    || only your finest CHEF

    When it comes to food, one can never go too high or too low with prices. The prices must always match with the quality of food created by the chef. For cooking is a form of art therefore cooking in itself is valuable, after all, man could not live without eating. Especially with young Xiangling being born in this generation. As Zhongli has told Childe during his time here, when Xiangling is in the harbor after her expeditions to god knows where, one must always go to Wanmin Restaurant instead of Liuli Pavilion.

“I see you return from your trip, Xiangling. Where have you venture to this time?” 

[geolapis]

Thinking about Zhongli’s birthday and how it’s on Dec 31st and it then dawns to me that

“last day of the year, end of the year....end of the era....ahaha...”

this whole man

is a

pun wtf

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I willl finally write today if it’s the last thing I do but sadly...I somehow overused my wrist and it’s my dominant hand as well so...lol ya girl will be as slow as grandpa zhongli today

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I...got dragged away by my mom and ended up cleaning the house for 2 hours after we went grocery shopping with her, wtf where is the time

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I want....pieces of Jean but...instead I get more pieces for Diluc...

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( Source )

Zhongli wtf

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I’ll be existing again on Friday and Saturaday! 

FFXIV patch stuff is done and my static is chilling somewhat until after Christmas because ahaha we die

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@indraggata​ || who killed rex lapis--

    The walls have ears is Childe’s favorite Liyue saying that still hold true today. However the truth is harder to seek out when there are rumors running from person to person especially during this chaotic time of Rex Lapis’ death. Who was the cause of the Geo Archon’s death? Fauti? The Qixing? Or perhaps the Abyss Order? No one knows the real answer but all Zhongli can do is do his duty as the consultant of Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, preparing for the Rite of Parting along side with the Traveler. 

“I was not excepting a guest this evening.” 

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@zorkaya​

now we need for him to say gucci gang when he refers to the party

The Squad ( art credit )

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anemonti​:

               ❛ N-No! It’s great! You’re doing great! Do it more! ❜

      Well, if Venti says so himself! “We’re gucci then.” 

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@tenkoseiensei​ || grandson why you only give me passable rock? :(

      As much as Zhongli enjoys the night life of Liyue Harbor, the city life often times become too hectic though that in itself has it charms. Perhaps he should head to Wangshu Inn for a change of pace. Maybe he’ll run into Xiao and hand him off some painkillers as well as some herbal tea. Though first thing first is that Zhongli should probably pick some Sweet Flower on his way and ask one of the chefs to brew some tea. 

Upon entering Guili Plains, the Consultant stopped in his tracks. In front of him was a rock, completely out of place from the main road. “...hmm.” Poor rock, it’s being evaluated as Zhongli stood there. 

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miburoni​:

“    is the story about this flower true?    ”    fingers brushed over the exquisite topaz petals of the creviced cliff flower.  it sits cradled on top of his calloused palms luminescent under the sun’s radiance.  on top of mt.  tianheng its gleam must beam akin to a glistening star within the night sky to the harbor below.  the youth squints , carmine hues lit from the reflected light and he breathes a soft sigh whilst wiping the sweat off from his temples.   toshizō glances over his shoulder to morax , canting with corners of mouth curling cheekily ,    “    how a man once yore told the geo archon that no life can be found in barren stone , and so they commanded this flower to bloom from the face of an uneven rock.    ”    

      The wind blew gently on top of the mountain that Rex Lapis and his young Adeptus protégé stood upon. The child was asking him about a story regarding a flower. Ah yes, that old tale. Morax has almost forgotten about it.  “That flower is still blooming now as we speak, Toshizou.” There was a rare smile on his face as he mused about that flower. “Do you perhaps know which flower I speak of?” After all, the tale of that flower wasn’t about a flower in the first place. Ancient tales enjoy riddles after all.