im dying squirtle

reblog whatever whips my nae nae

[animatedtext]

[dwarvishring]

ian mckellen directed these movies actually

[mewwon]

Seeing ads for perfume is so crazy.. like girl what do they smell like

[space-flannel-deactivated201707]

imagine being a totally random dude and all you want to do is catch some fish and then you get stranded in this weird, gigantic foreign kingdom and they make you the utmost authority on your language and literally all you wanted was to catch fish

[andmaybegayer]

it used to be so easy to find a job

[snowylynxx]

im making a list of of the weekly tumblr memes

[tryclops]

goals

[rootbeergoddess]

I’d read this

[sonorous-plum]

[adz]

girl i can make your penis bark

[birdship]

[violetsandshrikes]

washington zoo has had it's first armadillo (southern three-banded) birth in 116 years and the baby is so so so so so precious i could cry

congratulations to new armadillo parents Vespa and Scooter!!! (x)(x)

[veeranger]

i think people should draw pornography of anime women

[veeranger]

one day ill show you all…

[pickleysoda]

bert and ernie and bert

[george-hairrison]

I'm glad Lana Del Rey can drive I feel like if she couldn't drive we won't have the songs we currently have.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[9ph]

[sugaryewscythe]

me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down

[internetbt]

[human-dumpster-fire]

[krispytm]

He redeemed himself

[thighetician]

The duality of Manguin

[a3battery]

got obsessed with the penguin drama

his girlfriend’s name is lulu and she doesnt deserve the naughty list for this. :C mac’s gone too far and dragged her down wish him. glad he redeemed himself

also look tux is such a bastard that taking him down = good behavior

[a3battery]

THEY KEEP REFERENCING THE PIER INCIDENT saldkjfah its like his defining moment

im just losing my mind with penguin receipts right now 

and he’s pepper’s bf from above, who got on the good list while they had to call out tux for being lazy sldkjfa

u deserve ur spot in the 2020 poll mr. tux. go call out to UR girlfriend to get her food and maybe u can have a redemption arc too. see how well its working out for mr mac

REDEEMED HIMSELF U EVIL POLLSTERS

(since this started out as me wanting to check up on whether or not the penguins were alive, they ARE and u can meet them virtually BY THE WAY)

[a3battery]

PEPPER IS MR MAC’S DAUGHTER??!??!

this entire family is problematic but lulu was framed and that’s my conclusion 

[the-most-slytherin-hufflepuff]

I’m so invested in the penguin drama

[queen-of-thunder]

[ryebreadgf]

[cowboy]

Inshallah they find him.

[cowboy]

Best image in the universe