Sweet Jane

[misericordiia]

yes, thanks for checking in

[64mpg]

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[akashicrecord]

i'm writing a full-length novel about a shark that fucks people

[akashicrecord]

Editor killed herself. Back to the drawing board...

[mlarayoukai]

happy mothers day to her

[chronicallyhomoerotic]

this is a poem. To me.

[yipyipallyall]

[ID: lilies abounded (@petfurniture) tweeted, "i hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child & fell asleep on the couch during a family party. i hope you can hear the laughter from the next room." Dated 14:51, 1/30/21. End ID.]

[nimcest]

That day you realized you can just beat the shit out of people until they pass out or die.

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[friendlyfrankenstein]

I know the chronic pain is chronic and all but ow damn augh fuck ouchie

[elokitties]

everyone needs to calm down about everything right now. unless you are worked up for a legitimate reason then of course, you should be angrier maybe. what I’m saying is let’s all take it down to a 1 or 2. unless of course you need to be at an 11.

[twoblogger-deactivated20260714]

Shout out to this tiny yet crucial error on an otherwise actually very informative post about myths about tax returns and the IRS

[daughter-of-sapph0]

oh boy! something in my mailbox from the IRA? I wonder what it could be!

[himynameisemail]

[faceless-fuck]

[parkerposey]

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

[parkerposey]

He’s literally just telling it like it is

[littlefleamart]

(source)

[sickerfxck]

Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest

[ilyasmole]

if I have to leave this apartment should I do something crazy. should I shave my head. should I fade into obscurity and never be heard from again. should i call bella hadid

[exitwound]

working on being a luddite but i really like my east of eden audiobook so i have to pretend that richard poe knows me personally and is kindly reading it to me