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[dreamteamincorrect]

sapnap as a drug dealer: *giggling* we don’t have coke, is pepsi okay?

[catcrumb]

[graventusk]

does anyone know a single redeeming fact about new hampshire? is anything good about it?

[graventusk]

how tragic that a place so wretched should be blessed

[allthatdivides]

I feel like at some point I evolved past "the mortifying ordeal of being known" and have moved into "the horrifying concept of not being known" where I'm screaming to everyone i encounter please, please know me! learn something about me!! make my existence meaningful!!! someone cherish the little details that make up me as a person in the same way i do for others!!! know me!!!

[amphetamine-keen]

[chaosbeautiful]

BBC Merlin is just unrealistic cause no one would pick Arthur over Lancelot

[lauralying]

There's no way of knowing if this is about Gwen or Merlin and I love it

[rosemarythunder]

photos that make you stop, google “billie piper gay”, and find on her wiki that she said in a 2006 interview with Gay Community News, “I fancy women big time… I check them out more than I check men out. Maybe I would want to sleep with a woman.”

[vespertineflora]

ID: a photo of Billie Piper in a black and red flannel button down shirt and jeans. She’s sitting with her legs crossed, hands, clasped, and her hair combed over to one side. She looks radiant.

[thegorgonist]

Ghost train

Running down the dead rails on an abandoned trestle bridge, somewhere in the Pacific Northwest Gothic region of this deeply haunted country…

[philosoverted-deactivated202006]

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

[systlin]

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

[gallusrostromegalus]

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

[filthyprotozoan]

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

[hubris-i]

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

[fridge246]

tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc. 

wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades

[jemthecrystalgem]

Sorry it’s what to elves

[dvandom]

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).  But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.  To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.  So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.

[endreal]

Legolas said fuck the horizon

[divinegaeity-deactivated2023101]

God I fucking love high fantasy

[buriedincharcol]

a woman’s face at the end of a horror/thriller movie? where she has that serene expression on her face - whether it shows peace, joy, a bone-deep exhaustion, satisfaction, or simply growing insanity? with her skin absolutely dripping with blood and grime, her clothes torn and ragged, and her being illuminated by police lights and/or a raging fire? that’s some fine-fucking-art

[greenapplepunch]

some of you people NEED to be fucking reminded that loving minorities will always be more important than hating bigots

[greenapplepunch]

BLM goes before ACAB ALWAYS. loving black people is more important than “pissing off bigots.” loving jewish people is more important than “making nazis angry.” dont just fight against oppressors, start fighting for minorities. fighting against the oppressor is important, but start doing it for the right reason.

[nepofledgling]

people are so annoying about strikes like they’ll say they support the workers and then complain about how it’s inconveniencing them. please explain to me, in your own words, what you think a strike is and how it’s effective, I’d love to know

[nepofledgling]

[nepofledgling]

also if it really is that inconvenient for you, that just proves that they’re important workers and that you should be supporting the strike and respecting the people whose hard work makes your life easier

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[teathattast]

[crowtrobot2001-deactivated20201]

Wonder Woman proposing to Supergirl in the presence of Darth Vader and his entourage.

[good--bye--binary]

This is the future liberals want.

[filthyprotozoan]

no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing... gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin

[qoa]

[sheabutterbitch]

I see we’re no longer being subtle

[realshinjiikari]

This post just shot me between the eyes

[digiulio]