yes boys

yeet

[yoshi3ds]

the doctors had to take blood from me but all they could find was swag

[micdotcom]

Watch:  Chicago woman had some great responses to a white man’s disturbing racist attacks.

[crimeshetyped]

I reblogged this 0.2 sec ago but I love her clapbacks so much

[dnaguzzlingteamcaptain]

Yeah should be doing this more.

[reenuka-deactivated20181217]

I just love how she says “He does not look to be of Native American descent,” lmao.

[halfrican-heat]

HAHAHA Fuck that guy 😂😂

[fantastic-nonsense]

okay but the screenwriter for Thor: Ragnarok is obviously intimately aware of what it’s like to have siblings because like…the snake scene? Bickering at every opportunity? Throwing things at each other for no real reason? “You know this guy?” “I have no idea who this person is”? Smirking when your sibling does something cool because ‘nothing but respect for MY sibling’ and then turning around and punching each other in the face right afterward? Stabbing each other for fun and then going ‘oh come on you big baby, that didn’t even hurt’? The fucking ‘Get Help’ scene? Like bruh…that is some Truth in Hollywood right there

[fantastic-nonsense]

In honor of this post reaching 10K notes, I have more examples of Siblinghood Done Right in Ragnarok:

*parent leaves the area* “THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!”

“You’re just…the worst.”

*internally* bitch I am the only one that gets to kill my sibling back off!

That little conciliatory pat on the back Loki gives to Thor after Thor says “Jane and I dumped each other”

“I swear I left it right here”

*casually talking to each other about something mundane with the underlying threat of violence everpresent in both of your voices*

casual jibes and banter about the way each other dresses (“Why would I do that? I’m not a witch.” “Then why do you dress like one?”)

“YES! THAT’S WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE!”

but also the concealed worry about your sibling getting actually hurt, even though you know they’ll probably be fine

Loki’s extremely obvious eyerolling when those girls approach Thor in public and ask for a selfie

*sibling walks in while you’re trying to cause trouble and enjoy yourself* “oh shit”

[captainlordauditor]

this bit

[lorcansalvatearupmyheart]

THIS IS THE POST THAT GIVES ME LIFE BC I HAVE FOUR SIBLINGS AND CAN RELATE TO EVERY. FRICKING. SIBLING. THING. THAT HAPPENS IN RAGNAROK GOD BLESS THAT SCREENWRITER

the sibling accuracy between Thor and Loki is one of the big reasons why Ragnarok is my favorite movie

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[onceuponamirror]

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

[nekophy-deactivated20221126]

I REMEMBER LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS IT’S BACK

[sassygayassassin]

I’ve never seen this before until now but it’s going on my blog

[paddedrowdy]

[Have some Reese-Level-Puns.]

[writeradamanteve]

I solemnly swear that I will always reblog this.

[kanyewesticle]

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

[kanyewesticle]

oh my god

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

fucking fandom references

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

[mynationaltreasure]

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

[kanyewesticle]

This is the post that killed me

[cigarettesandguitarstrings]

This is the post that killed him.

[snoteleks-milk]

IT GOT BETTER

[inthenameofloveforthesakeofpower]

Halsey and G-Eazy performing in LA. || 02.22.18  

[hughgrantinpaddington2]

If you need a friend I’m the one to fly to If you need to be loved Here I am Read my mind

[foxfairyreads]

Roses are red

I ate some cereal

There’s no sadder death

Than that of the suriel

[the-dark-instruments]

Roses are read

Violets are blue

I am a good fangirl

But how dare you?

[foxfairyreads]

Roses are red

I could be kinder

But at least I didn’t say

Friendly reminder

[nightfae-deactivated20180729]

Roses are red

There’s no need to shout

But this user feels

Personally called out

[foxfairyreads]

Roses are red

And this is important

It seems I forgot

The death of Sam Cortland

[runesandfaes]

Roses are red

This post is filled with dread

So here I am to remind you

Sartaq would bang Nesryn all day in his bed.

[foxfairyreads]

Roses are red

That’s a nice try

But surely I still

Made you all cry

[runesandfaes]

Roses are red

It was worth a shot

But I’ll join the bandwagon and say

Nehemia too will forever rot

[the-dark-instruments]

Roses are red

This poem doesn’t suck

One question tho

@runesandfaes what the fuck?

[saedii-gilwraeth-simp]

Roses are red,

I don’t mean to cause stress,

but how have you forgotten

Chaol’s guard friend Ress

[foxfairyreads]

Roses are red

There’s no way I’m stoppin’

From reminding you all

Aelin’s locked in a coffin

[the-dark-instruments]

Roses are red

And I am lazy,

But I will remind you

That all of you are crazy

[havilliardandgalathynius]

Roses are red

Guys what the fuck

All this was unnecessary

Now I’ve been hit by an emotional truck

[foxfairyreads]

Reily I’m sorry

It’s all in good fun

Just remember that aedion

Is Gavriel’s son

[havilliardandgalathynius]

Marci it’s okay

I’ll make you lose a lung

By reminding you

That Fenrys has an excellent tongue

[paperbacktrash-deactivated20180]

Chaol

[foxfairyreads]

Thank you for your contribution

[bibutterflies]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

just a reminder

Rhys died too

[priory-of-stars]

Roses are red

What the fuck guys

This post is messed up

I hope that Meave dies

[stardustvalley03-deactivated202]

Roses are red

Violets are not blue

I hate you guys

And love you too

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[the-ironteeth]

yes more of this quality content please

[socrappily-deactivated20140302]

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

[angogabloggian]

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“….uh….”

[starksnstripes]

[christophrnolan]

I love that everyone just knows

[ishipanarmada]

Or…alternately:

“what are you writing?”

“it’s a….story.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“…uh…”

[chrispineofficial]

“can i read it?”

[spoopingbitty]

I will never not reblog this

[bwayboundicons]

“what’s it called?”

“I don’t know I just randomly clicked on it!”

[starduststorms]

I LOVE HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.

#FANDOMTHINGSGUYS#FANDOMTHINGS

[lettersiarrange]

I’m tired of house hunters. No more white people choosing between 3 equally nice houses in the suburbs. Instead, I want a show about average millenials trying to find apartments in major cities. Give me a 25 year old trying to find somewhere habitable in NYC for $1k a month. Give me a grad student looking for a flat in San Francisco on their shoestring budget. Give me a young adult who just got a starter job in Paris and now has to figure out how to move there. Will joe choose the place with a couch for a bed, or will he go for the closet-sized crawl space? Will Kat manage to find some place in the city, or will she end up with a 2 hour commute? Will Chris go for the barely renovated warehouse or will he start sleeping in the break room at work? Find out next week on I Don’t Want to Be Homeless

[wordsnstuff]

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[peakyposts]

I want Finn to go to John for girl advice and Tommy being like ??? But I’m older?? And Finn just staring at him and murdering him with “I’m trying to have a healthy relationship”

[glumshoe]

One of my least favorite shots in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the one where Voldemort is leaning over Dumbledore’s corpse to take the Elder wand.

I hate it so much. What is the rest of his body doing? It’s implied that he’s planking ominously in the air. Some people might say ‘oh this is homoerotic’ but PLANKING OMINOUSLY IN THE AIR is both unsexy and too ridiculous to be properly evil. I hate this shot and I hate that it was echoed in The Dark Tower movie with Walter and Roland.

[perhapsarat]

i have some more suggestions

[apocalyptichero]

@fascinationex

[ineffableeloquence-blog]

i'm weak

[stephenhawqueen]

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

[malfoycat-blog]

neville: *messes up his potion*

gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you

neville: an idiot sandwich

[iamthepureblindraven-blog]

no no no!

Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior

Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*

GR: What’s going on?

Neville: *explains how he messed up*

GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.

Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*

[mirab3lle]

Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.

[wickedbitchofthewestcoast]

He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.

[therewerenorelevanturlsavailable]

nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.

Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar! 

Slughorn: It was a stressfu-

Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!

or

Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme? 

Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor. 

Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you? 

Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich? 

Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are. 

[marauders4evr]

Okay, now I can reblog it!

[theiguanaamarillaart]

@marauders4evr

[marauders4evr]

Fantastic!

[thebookishgurl]

@alrightanakin

[marisatomay]

I’m in love

[bellesbloggg-blog]

I MUST HAVE REBLOGGED A THOUSAND TIMESSSS

[cameoamalthea]

My favorite Gordon Ramsey moment is from the latest season of Master Chef Jr.

Gordon had run in to help a group of struggling kids with a team challenge and one of the older kids, a 12 year old boy, wasn’t passing attention while taking a pan out of the oven and not only spilled all the food but scalded Gordon.

It’s clear Gordon’s leg is in pain. He’s been badly burned without warning. But he doesn’t scream. He doesn’t yell, not even in pain, and he doesn’t go off on the child who is now frozen in fear. He calmly tells the child to set the pan down and to close the oven, safety first. Then tells him to go restart the food he was making, calm instructions.

My husband and I grew up in abusive homes where any mistake meant parents getting angry (my husband is terrified of spills or broken glasses because that meant beatings growing up, for me, anything going wrong, that could upset my mother, even if it wasn’t my fault meant screaming and emotional abuse).

I didn’t know someone could be so calm. That someone could not get angry, and put aside what they’re feeling (in this case a lot of physical pain) and not take it out on those around them, even when someone around them had messed up, because that person is a child.

Gordon Ramsey is a survivor of child abuse himself and as an adult, the most non-abusive person ever when it comes to kids.

[owleensnest-deactivated20220718]

im going to cry can gordon ramsey be my parent this sound so beautiful

[solvatochrome]

i think its funny that after you give blood, they keep calling you every once in a while to ask if you want to give more blood 

and i get it, blood is important and in short supply, but it just seems like

hey… we heard you made more blood. can you… can you give us that new blood? that sweet sweet fresh blood? its been a while, jacob. we know you have it. we know you have the blood jacob

[hexmaniacmareen]

You are so full of blood jacob now youre just being selfish