sincerity is scary

[georgiehqs]

@georgielancaster: anyone want a toddler? i'm selling her because she just climbed on a shelf at the store and broke 10 bottles of apple cider...help.

[georgiehqs]

“it’s my first night back to work since having maya and i’m not gonna lie – i’m a little nervous.” tatianna admitted with a small frown as she sat down with her coffee mug. “here i thought maya was gonna be the one with separation anxiety – but nope, surprise surprise it’s me.” //. @hiddenhstarters​

"grace comes to work with me sometimes, lucky she has a big group of people who can watch her so i guess she’s never out of my sight unless she’s with the nanny, fuck i wouldn’t know what to do if we were seperated for more than ten hours or so.” 

[georgiehqs]

i came home this morning after spending all night in the studio to my babysitter sleeping on the couch and bentley and brianna using their extra halloween colored hairspray cans on the cats. i have like zero words right now – other than having a three year old who needs to do everything her four year old brother does is just nuts.

( @malibustarters​ )

"oh god...so what happened to the babysitter? my girl has a nanny who pretty much sleeps whenever grace does so, i guess like monkey see, monkey do. does that shit wash out? cause if not youre going to have some funky colored kittys.”

[georgiehqs]

“so oops?” the blonde giggled. “i forgot that i ordered a lot of clothes for the girls and myself. i had five boxes at my doorstep and i don’t have enough room in my closet or their closet for them. looks like.. i gotta move,” she chuckled. “i couldn’t help it, i love online shopping!” 

“am i crazy to say i’ve never online shopped....ever, i don’t know i just hate shopping all together, i just make my friends or whoever i’m dating at the time do all the work.”

[georgiehqs]

@georgielancaster: fuck fatigue and being sick af!!

[georgiehqs]

“i’ve been super sad since my time on the beetlejuice musical ended last year, and it’s been fantastic getting to see my babies every single day — but i just got the most exciting news, and you my friend, are looking at the new audrey in little shop of horrors!” @hiddenhstarters​

"iconic movie, all though i haven't seen the music if it was as great as the movie then damn, amazing. oh damn, congrats! i was in my college production of little shop of horrors, a more...dark time in my life but hey, my theatre career is behind me now.”

[georgiehqs]

@elysianmonroe: i thought wednesday was friday, it wasn't, i cried in the laundry room for an hour

@georgielancaster: THATS HOW I FEEL GIRL. crazy.

[georgiehqs]

@georgielancaster: this week has been the longest year ever.

[georgiehqs]

i’m severely offended – i can’t think of a single song named after me. am i undeserving? unworthy? is my name not beautiful enough? i’m just… i’m gonna need some time to process this stab in the heart. 

@hiddenhstarters​

don’t worry, i’m still mad no ones ever confessed their love for me through song, even though i’ve done it to someone else before, we’ll both cry in silence, alright?

[georgiehqs]

@hiddenhstarters​

truth be told, i’m ready to smoke this kid out. i miss my toes, my clothes, my ability to walk up and down the stairs by myself. i feel like rachel from friends right now, ha. any recommendations on how to get this moving along? i went for a walk, i tried eating hot stuff and sex, is still on the table but that might be my last option, haha.

i can’t help you there, i never know what works but i hope it all works out, kids can be stubborn assholes right?

[georgiehqs]

@hiddenhstarters​

so i leave my phone on the couch to get chord some snacks and when i come back, i have like 10 miss calls from joshua’s mom because mel called her on facetime. she was crying because she misses her and now she’s packing for a week trip to visit. as the first grandchild, this girl has everyone wrapped around her little finger, i swear. now it’s time to clean up the house after these two made it a mess. 

i always love when my ma comes to town because that means my apartment actually stays pretty freaking clean. whenever i have grace over? she trashes it and i don’t exactly have the best way of putting shit away when i need to. i mean, i’m clean, i swear i just...sometimes a guy does what he’s gotta do. it’s amazing how quick a place can get so clean before we have company

[georgiehqs]

@georgielancaster: so fking hungover i need some remedies 🤢

[anya-chalotra]

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[georgiehqs]

“fixing guitars? never heard of it.” he joked, shaking his head. “i play a little, but as soon as something happens to the guitar that requires fixing i’m out, i’d rather get a whole new guitar.”

" i think it’s because i play way too much, or my butter fingers have a tenancy to break shit, ya know ?? “ 

[georgiehqs]

“you want me to fix them loser?”

"how can i trust you huh ?? what if you just make things worse, punk.” 

[georgiehqs]

“ you might want to cut your mom some slack, because you do have not just one, but two babies on the way. hey – that’s not true. when do i ever lecture you? i mean, except from the times when my mind is hazed by all the pregnancy cravings. a hundred bucks? this must be a very comfortable bed. oh, that’s a same. maybe you should expand your circle of friends a little. try hanging out with boys for once, so next time you can provide me with fake boyfriend options. please and thanks. “

"ouch, but i’ve heard it all before - if i had a dollar for everytime someone gave me shit about the fact i’m having two spawns at once ?? i’d be able to upgrade the guest bedroom in my apartment. you know i love my little figgy, the only woman in my life who never lets me down. all she does is sleeps, barks and wants my love and affection. all the boys i hang out with have lives - it sucks to suck they probably don’t match the whole wedding date criteria anyway, maybe hire one of those escorts or something ?? “