hamdrilton
tell my wife they wont even let john adams fuck the flag anyways
washington tells me i can assume federal debt but hes not running in the next election. i punch the floor so hard his false teeth come out
the whole thing smacks of jefferson i scream as i overturn the cabinet table and turn the declaration of independence into the declaration of shit
i put years of hard work into getting my philandering degree and now everyones like “oh adulterys bad” “its unethical” fuck off
IF WASHINGTON BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT CHARLES LEE I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
im not throwing away my shot i haeve just received my good shooter degree from gun college. that is all
















