pool boy at the vampire mansion

marissa | 30s | bi | she/her

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Catholicism? You mean like from My Chemical Romance? You know thats not real right

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

The vampires are though

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

The vampires are absolutely real

[yossyislandd]

momma didn't raise no pervert i got that on my journey of self discovery

[bebeseagull]

your mutual who's obsessed with some fucking guy reblogged your post: #im getting real some fucking guy vibes from this

[girlnotthis]

An accidental Magritte painting in Bundoora

[kushblazer666]

i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

[skunkes]

[ru1n3r]

2020 was simultaneously three weeks ago and one billiom years ago and both are correct

[orcboxer]

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

[dorian-they]

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

[orcboxer]

[bayneofmyexistence-blog]

Put fandom for the first fic you posted online and the year your posted it in the tags.

[romancechimique]

the way family computer mustve been riddled with viruses with their vomit-seeking gooner daughter and illegal dvd business son

[dusttt]

To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale’s perspective, please get back here you were cooking

[miliabyntite]

[pinehutch]

You're never too old to:

Stay up late thinking about the character

Be haunted by the memory of the character

Wonder if you'll ever finish that fic you started (x 20)

Reread your old fic and ask if you'll ever write anything again

Be tormented by visions of a made-up guy (gn)

Unfortunately, neither your body, your phone's bedtime mode, nor your job agree

[kyouizon]

DECAY

[ill-serve-it-in-draag]

(X)

[courtesycalling]

It's weird to think about how long Undertale has existed by now and how influential it's been on contemporary indie creatives. For example, Gooseworx (Amazing Digital Circus) was originally popular for making Undertale remixes. Joel G (ENA)'s first video uploads are Undertale fan animations. Even the Deltarune guy started off making Undertale stuff

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

anyone else find boomer comics funny in an ironic way? like, if some kid actually said this I would think it's fucking hilarious

[calledoutpost-deactivated202103]

found the killer post again bc i lost it

[swollennugs]

[beatcroc]

god im going to be fucking hallucinating this video for months ok there’s just so much to this to break down

the initial fact they’re talking through a hand puppet with the oobi eyes 

the horrible, horrible desynch between their words and the movements of the hand 

lack of any clear place the hand is looking 

“dwells in the depths”. just the whole sentence itself and the weird inflection on it.

the fact that the dude clearly already discovered this thing and was so moved by it they went to record it 

“wuoah”, and the split second of open-palmed hand that no longer resembles a puppet 

the weird fade in on the music and the fact it sounds a little distorted at first 

the very specific but undefinable emotion conveyed by the music 

the inconsistent zoom 

[saint-soap]

fantastic analysis but you forgot the banana in the chair which is integral to my enjoyment of this video