pool boy at the vampire mansion

marissa | 30s | bi | she/her

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Catholicism? You mean like from My Chemical Romance? You know thats not real right

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

The vampires are though

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

The vampires are absolutely real

[carnival-phantasm]

[ysolt]

is this for your finger only or would a small cylindrical object also work

[ysolt]

average sized cylindrical object

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[ultrakillblast]

ROBOCOP (1987)

[biff-donderglutes]

robocop’s famous catchphrase

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[rare-basement]

help lmao

[owochimuwu]

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

[dogpuppy]

Yeah you guys can send me yourgrocery lists I’d love that

[boybeetles]

I forget straight people have a really bad habit of using top/bottom to mean dom/sub until I’m talking to someone who calls a women in a m/f relationship a ‘top’ and they get mad at me because I think they meant she’s pegging the guy. Apparently they mean she’s just kinda mean and controlling in bed. This is like the 3rd time this year this has happened.

[boybeetles]

Being into m/f ships is hard because you will look up “Top [women] Bottom [man]” and all the posts will be incorrectly tagged dombottom women/subtop guy and if you ask people to correctly tag stuff you are the bad guy. I want to her fucking him in his hole!!

[boybeetles]

BWHAHAHHAHA

[vamptits]

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

[vamptits]

normal one. next question.

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac]

peer review

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[eelsabound]

got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss

[eelsabound]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………