This is a lot to unpack

oozey mess

if i look back, i am lost
almost home

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ellievsbear
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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This is a lot to unpack
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
obsessed w this person in the replies
i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob
you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now
being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.
sometimes people on here talk about "accountability" in a way that shows they think that the person they've decided is in the wrong can't actually do anything to redeem themselves other than like. suicide.
being sad and horny is a privilege
top 3 hobbies for young adults:
1. borrowing misery from future
2. carrying grief of the past
3. agonizing over the present
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about
When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP
Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most
this job market is a fucking nightmare
they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of
yo mistah white. im half doomed and youre semi sweet. bitch
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich