gotta go

gonna learn how to pause my life so i can experience every piece of music that will ever be made across the whole universe and time and every dimension. might be awhile... he/him

[eesttm]

Do you always have that energy? Like at breakfast, sitting alone or sitting with someone, do you have that "Greg fucking Davies" energy or do you build up to that throughout the day?

SEARED interview

[centaurshane]

if we don’t get a montage style scene of All The Couples fucking after a fabian show what is even the point.

[centaurshane]

i’m talking shane pulling ilya’s shirt off cut to ryan pulling fabien’s dress off and kneeling to rub his face in his panties cut to troy being on his knees in front of harris.

i’m talking board slam to couch railing/thinking about eachother while getting off post club level editing.

and the needle drop better be lethal.

[sensommeren]

MyShane uses his incredible focus powers and autistic masking to ask players mundane interview questions that lead to devastating chirps during face-offs.

Shane (staring intensely at where puck is about to drop, with the most casual voice): So where're you from, originally?

Player (star struk and also confused enough to answer): uh- wh- um, Texas?

Shane: huh, not much hockey there, how'd you get into it?

Player(excited about talking hockey with Shane Hollander!): yeah, my uncle played for the Maple leafs.

Shane: oh, cool, does he still play?

Player: no, he only played two seasons.

Shane (kindly, like a kindergarten teacher): You might want to follow his lead on that.

Puck drop, player left standing until Shane scores.

[quiverpaw]

Hi

[frankhermann]

actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together

[snoozingbear]

tmi actually stands for tumblring my information

[segamascott]

[eastofshane]

angry kitten angry bambi

[eastofshane]

soft bambi

[shanebug]

MY IRINA

[shanebug]

the reason Alexei is like that is because he broke Irina's precious Tonya Harding portrait while practising his Spanish guitar so she put him on eBay

[shanebug]

"I don't want you to think she was weak... She wasn't"

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[epicsause-official]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

[what-even-is-thiss]

Actually witches grow from the bottom of the cave up while wizards grow from the top of the cave down

[pierogiy]

every day i learn and grow, too

[loveridden1999]

[whisperingsoup]

imagine a park bench underneath

[homunculus-argument]

A child's bedroom furnished entirely with those aesthetic beige instagram mom sad beige wooden toys for sad beige organic children, including a little ball pit in all the shades of brown, white, grey, beige and greige, but the owner doesn't have kids. It's all for the cats.

"They can't tell because they're colourblind", the owner explains, "and also very dumb."

[el-rombo]

Children’s sad beige room but the rest of the house is very colorful and eclectic. That’e just the kind of thing the kid likes and their parents respect that

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]